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Open Post: Hosted By The Florida Man Who Saved His Puppy From The Jaws Of A...
I know I’m not alone in side-eyeing any mentions of people doing things in Florida at this point, for reasons we all understand. At least this one has a happy ending and a cute, scampering puppy as...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Cat Who Hates Sour Cream
At long last, we are treated to the real From Russia With Love, and not that silly James Bond offering from 1963. According to the The Daily Mail, the most discerning pussy in all of Moscow, no matter...
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Open Post: Hosted By An East Coast Grocery Chain’s Regrettable Choice Of Words
Before the COVID-19 pandemic controlled most of our lives, the term “super spreader” might have referred to someone who was really good at applying mayo to a sandwich. But now it means the type of...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Pantless Brawl At The Opening Of An In-N-Out
Donald Trump kinda-sorta admitted he lost the Presidential election. A not-insignificant swath of Americans have chosen to forgo holiday travel this year, for the greater good. The Sexist Man in Alive...
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Open Post: Hosted By Shredder, The Water-Loving Rescue Raccoon
Meet Shredder, the pet rescue raccoon who both loooves water and refuses to believe that it’s a liquid, not a solid. In a recent video posted by his human, Shredder uses his cute little paws and teeny...
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Happy Thanksgiving From Earth Angel Dolly Parton!
The pandemic-era Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade happened today, and honestly, they should’ve just brought out the iconic duo Spider-Man tossing Uncle Sam’s salad and called it a day since 2020 can eat...
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Open Post: Hosted By Matthew Morrison As The Worst Grinch To Date
Matthew Morrison is coming under scrutiny after clips of him wearing green face paint, a prosthetic nose, and an unkempt chartreuse pompadour alarmed viewers who were watching NBC’s Macy’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Pandemic Pandas Of Frankfurt
As we all know, no one can sway and manipulate us like a cute animal. Snouting my knee at this moment is my criminally persuasive dog, intent on coaxing me into unchaining myself from my desk and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Prematurely Glittering Christmas Lights Of Bridgwater
This blush-inducing little debacle surprises no one, of course. When a man presses down too hard in hopes of flooding the terrain with something… glistening, sometimes accidents happen, and they...
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Open Post: Hosted By Bella Hadid’s Soupy Macaroni N’ Cheese
Bella Hadid is the world’s most beautiful woman, according to science, and she’s so beautiful in fact that she convinced people her blank eyes, stiff walk, and lack of personal charisma was a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jack Black Following Up His Performance To WAP With A...
Poor Jack Black. In pre-pandemic times fans would run up to him on the street and scream, “Jack Black, Jack Black, I loved you in Goosebumps 2! Do something funny, please?!” Then he’d do a little...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Lady Gaga-Themed Oreos
Lady Gaga saw Tom Hiddleston’s weird and random commercial for Centrum vitamins and raised him a random pairing with Oreo of all things. Gaga’s last album Chromatica came out in May, but hey, a check...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey’s Virtual Cookies
Earlier this year Mariah Carey served her heart up on a platter with her memoir The Making of Mariah Carey. It was obvious she worked really hard on it (no really, she did! I totally know her now) so...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey’s New Video For “Oh Santa!” (Featuring...
When I read that Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, and Jennifer Hudson did a Christmas song together for Mariah’s AppleTV+ Christmas special, Mariah Carey’s Magical Christmas Special, I thought to myself,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dangers Of Gas Station Sushi
Any story that involves gas station sushi is guaranteed not to end well, and this one is no different. You may be asking yourself what lofty, aspirational level of death wish someone would have to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Wall-Jumping Pug Of Nashville
Most dogs, upon seeing their human leave the house, shift their mighty determination from “Hump mom’s leg and demand a neck rub even though she’s trying to sound respectable during her Zoom...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Tacos Cooked On A Hotel Iron
I’m sure the editors of Cook’s Illustrated just screamed, “Stop the presses!” and are re-designing their next issue to include a rendering of the above picture on the cover. I call it: Taco Meat...
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Open Post: Hosted By Madonna’s First Tattoo
Madonna continued her Benjamin Button regression into her twenties by getting her very first tattoo. I know! I keep forgetting that back in the day tattoos were just a thing for sailors, bikers,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Google’s Most Searched Term For 2020, Which Was...
It’s nearly the end of 2020, and Google has counted up everything people searched for over the past 12 months, and let everyone know what was being looked up. They released the top search terms across...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Congressman’s Tooth Falling Out On Live TV
Common decency is haunting the GOP. That’s my current theory to explain the recent uptick in members of the Republican party decomposing before our very eyes. One look at Mitch McConnell’s putrefied...
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