Donald Trump kinda-sorta admitted he lost the Presidential election. A not-insignificant swath of Americans have chosen to forgo holiday travel this year, for the greater good. The Sexist Man in Alive is actually sexy. America is healing. According to The Daily Mail, a brawl that broke out in Aurora, Colorado between patrons, one whose pants fell down in the melee, who had been waiting in line for 14 hours to get their first taste of In-N-Out, proves that America’s standing on the global stage hasn’t been completely obliterated by #thesetryingtimes. No more standing by in dismayed shock, helplessly watching unthinkable events unfold and screaming to the heavens “This isn’t who we are!” This is exactly who we are.
According to The Daily Mail:
Hilarious video captured the moment a man lost his cool – and his pants – while waiting in a 14 hour-long line at a new In-N-Out Burger in Colorado.
The California-based fast food chain opened two locations in the state on Friday, drawing crowds of thousands of fans desperate to get their hands on burgers, fries and milkshakes.
A hunger-fueled brawl erupted at the grand opening in Aurora, where four men were filmed throwing punches at each other by their cars.
One of the men was seen lunging at another before his pants dropped down to his ankles and they both fell to the ground.
Two other men joined the melee before a fifth stepped in to break them up.
Some poor sap at DM had to watch this clip multiple times, probably in slow-motion, in order to capture the action and provide this riveting blow-by-blow. Thank god they’ve probably never had In-N-Out before, or they’d really be mad. “Pip, pip and all that, must be a sight better’n a Wimpy burger innit!” Here’s America fighting to regain her glory!
Fight breaks out at the In N Out grand opening in Colorado, where sources say the line was 14 HOURS long
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— 44vato (@44vatoX) November 21, 2020
God these people are all going to be kicking THEMSELVES when they eventually get their fries.
Pic: In-N-Out via Instagram