Earlier this year Mariah Carey served her heart up on a platter with her memoir The Making of Mariah Carey. It was obvious she worked really hard on it (no really, she did! I totally know her now) so you’ll have to excuse her if she’s spent. With the Mariahdays in full festive swing, Mariah doesn’t have the time or energy to spare to personally oversee every aspect of her empire which is perhaps why Mariah’s cookies look so busted. The New York Daily News reports, and this might even be news to Mariah, that she’s offering a “virtual cookie line,” just in time for National Cookie Day, which is, oh shit, tomorrow! She better get cracking because the website still says “coming soon.”
Apparently, a virtual cookie is one you order online for delivery as soon as somebody plugs in the website. Lady Gaga may have her cute little Oreos or whatever, but can she boast pink boxes that could double as pantyhose packaging from the 99 Cent Store? Not a chance! They come in two flavors, regular and holiday photoshop.
Mariah didn’t bother to post about this exciting venture on her Instagram, but she did have this to say in a press release. (via DN)
“Yay, cookies! We love ‘em….love ‘em during the holidays…..love ‘em all year round!!”
Mariah’s cookies are “a superstar collaboration with restaurateur Robert Earl, the founder of Planet Hollywood,” so you know they’re good (enough). Get yours today! Well, OK, get yours tomorrow!
Starting on National Cookie Day, Mariah’s Cookies will be delivered via Grubhub, DoorDash, Postmates, UberEats and Seamless in more than 30 major cities, from Los Angeles to New York, Boston, San Francisco, Chicago, Las Vegas, Houston, St. Paul, Dallas, Kansas City, Pittsburgh and more.
No price points were available at press time.
Don’t worry about it! I’m sure they’re worth every dime fine.
Pic: Mariah’s Cookies