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Open Post: Hosted By The Penguins Walking Around A Replica Of The “Friends” Set
Looking far more lively and engaged than whatever not-so-fresh hell awaits us with the upcoming Friends reunion, four curious penguins from Chicago’s Shedd Aquarium paid a visit to The Friends...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Workout-Hating Cat Of Russia
I feel you here, cat. We all do. Why should your human take the time to get all toned and strong on a little floor mat when they could be working the same muscles by catching you a fish, going to the...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Orange County Gay Club’s Dolly Parton Mural
Dolly Parton may not want a statue of her erected in the Tennessee State Capitol, but she didn’t mention anything about murals in Orange County, CA! So Strut, a gay club in Costa Mesa, went ahead and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Found An Entire Empty Apartment Behind Her...
Last week 26-year-old New Yorker Samantha Hartsoe went viral for a very freaky reason. After feeling a cold draft coming from her bathroom mirror, she took it off the wall and uncovered a large hole...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dolly The Drowsy Dog
One pooch named Dolly was determined to stay up past her bedtime but she was just not able to hold it together and almost fell over. She was like Michael Bolton getting interviewed. Dolly’s human...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lana Del Rey Cheering On A Man Who Sat In A Tub Of Bean...
People says that Hollywood stuntman and filmmaker Hunter Ray Barker, sat in an inflatable pool filled with bean dip for 24 hours and it wasn’t for fetish reasons. Not totally anyway. Hunter Ray...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Honey Bear Who Won’t Share His Food
When I read “honey bear”, I envisioned a Winnie the Pooh-type licking honey off his paw. But I guess a honey bear (not to be confused with the honey badger, who don’t give a shit) is another name for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber’s Latest Evil Alliance With Crocs
Since Satan is as bored AF as we are during this pandemic and hates our guts in general, he’s been repeatedly summoning Justin Bieber. Biebs is currently at the ominous age of 27, but Satan hasn’t...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Cat Who Was Given Spaghetti After Being Stuck In A...
Those of us who have been reading this site since at least 2008 are all struggling to rise from our rocking chairs and put down our Werther’s Originals right now, at the sight of “Spaghetti” and “Cat”...
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Open Post: Hosted By A British Woman Trying Ranch Dressing For The First Time
Dawn Farmer, who describes herself as a “typical Brit” in her TikTok bio, is entertaining the masses with her video reviews of American foods: root beer floats, s’mores, chicken and waffles, beef...
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Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams Burping And Possibly Farting On TV
BREAKING (wind) NEWS! The set of Wendy Williams’ talk show is usually filled with hot air from the shit she says. Butt sometimes Wendy is accused of talking shit from her ass, or more specifically,...
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Open Post: Hosted By RuPaul’s Drag Race: The Mobile Game
If there’s one thing RuPaul loves, it’s monetizing absolutely everything. From his drag to his land to his “singing”, Ru will always find a way to make a buck. So it’s no surprise that he’s developing...
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Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish Wearing A Green Wig For Two Months to Hide...
In case you’ve been living under a rock (or are over the age of 22), Billie Eilish has gone over to the blonde side. And I guess she’s been that way for a while and has been fooling us all on social...
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Open Post: Hosted By Luke Evans’ Extremely Ripped New Body
Anyone who has seen a picture of Luke Evans at the beach knows that Luke Evans has an (ahem) boddy-oddy-oddy. And anybody who has seen a recent-ish picture knows that Luke has been on a shredded-body...
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Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron Kissing A Baby Kangaroo And Swimming With...
Australia’s wildlife is usually an unerringly reliable delivery system of venom and gaping jaws to bring the life of an unsuspecting human to a swift and grim conclusion, but there are always a few...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Icelandic Volcano That Erupted Near Björk’s Home
On Friday, fiery spurts of lava erupted and were preceded by thousands of tiny earthquakes, and they weren’t due to Angelina Jolie frothing up a blistering, rage-filled thought about ex-husband Brad...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jeffrey Dean Morgan Talking About The Time He...
Jeffrey Dean Morgan, of The Walking Dead, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to talk about the show and a prequel episode about his evil-bastard character, Negan. While talking with Jimmy Kimmel about life in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Krispy Kreme’s Free Daily Donuts For Anyone Who’s Gotten...
Krispy Kreme decided to give a sugar-drenched reward to anyone in the U.S. who has filled themselves up with the coronavirus vaccine in the U.S.. So, goodbye, coronavirus, hello, diabetes! Krispy...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kelly Clarkson Losing It Over Gwyneth Paltrow’s Love Of...
Ellen‘s worst nightmare, The Kelly Clarkson Show, nabbed Gwyneth Paltrow as a guest for today’s show. And we may as well call Gwyneth the Vagina Whisperer because she is obsessed with everything...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Declaring That She Wishes She Banged Ryan...
Tori Spelling was on Lisa Vanderpump’s show Overserved, which is an E! series that sees Lisa getting lit with her celeb friends and acquaintances at expensive dinners where she asks them personal...
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