BREAKING (wind) NEWS!
The set of Wendy Williams’ talk show is usually filled with hot air from the shit she says. Butt sometimes Wendy is accused of talking shit from her ass, or more specifically, pooting shit fumes from her ass. If you ask Wendy, she’ll tell you that she’s a burper, not a farter. Well, here’s a double-whammy. On The Wendy Williams Show yesterday, Wendy let out an audible burp and the internet believed she followed that up with a fart. I know, finally riveting content from Wendy!
ONTD said that on yesterday’s show Wendy’s mic picked up something. It’s clear that she burped but then it sounds like her asshole got jealous of her mouth and also let out some air. I mean, in Wendy’s defense, she was talking about KimYe and that gives everyone the farts:
BREAKING NEWS THAT WILL MOST DEFINITELY CHANGE YOUR LIFE: Wendy Williams burps and farts at the same time in the middle of her show. pic.twitter.com/1D3ag3GMzw
— Def Noodles (@defnoodles) March 16, 2021
Okay after watching the video the jury has deliberated (me) and it’s clear Wendy absolutely farted and burped near simultaneously. The burp surprised her and she farted–if we’re getting specific. I’m sure she’ll explain it was her non-leather chair making a low squeak but honey, fool me once: shame on you. Fool me twice: you absolutely farted.
Well now I know why Wendy and her new boyfriend, Mike Esterman, both had masks on in the back of their car together–Mike needed some form of protection from all the gassiness.
Here’s Monday’s episode of Wendy. The Fartgate 2.0 moment is at around the 16:52 mark:
Pic: YouTube