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Open Post: Hosted By Lil Nas X Giving Satan A Lap Dance
If the Candace Owens crowd got pissed about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion performing WAP on the Grammys, then they better gird their loins. Because 21-year-old Lil Nas X released the video for his...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Sex Toys That Help You Arrive Before Your Food Order...
Somewhere in a 36-room mansion built by peasants over a jade mine, Gwyneth Paltrow is kicking herself with a 24K-gold-tipped yoga shoe for not coming up with this idea first, since she’s always on the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Dropping Her New Song As An NFT
It feels like eons since the foaming fount of freckled ginger messbiscuitry that is 34-year-old Lindsay Lohan has darkened our doorstep with any of her jet-setting, grifting shenanigans. Most of us...
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Open Post: Hosted By Howie Mandel Wearing An Astronaut Helmet To Protect...
If you were in LA yesterday and spotted an astronaut prancing around a parking lot and giving double thumbs up to the paps, it wasn’t Buzz Aldrin on a bender. It was Howie Mandel on his way to a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Ridiculously Expensive Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packets
Nobody can ever convince me that the people who go to Taco Bell aren’t a part of the world’s largest Nacho cheese worshiping cult. Because whenever that Dispensary of Diarrhea comes up with a devious...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga As The New Face Of Dom Pérignon Champagne
Late last year Lady Gaga decided to give all the cookies in the snack aisle the fright of their life by releasing a terrifying pink and green Oreo cookie that looked like it came out of Hell’s vending...
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Open Post: Hosted By Yung Joc’s Fake Beard
Tyra Banks‘ influence continues to haunt inspire society, as rapper Yung Joc revealed that he had decided to get a beard weave. Like an America’s Next Top Model contestant against their will, Joc had...
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Open Post: Hosted By Richard Madden Covered In Goo
My Good Friday turned into a Great Friday after seeing Scottish hunk Richard Madden’s wet gimp look in a time-lapse video of him getting a plaster cast made of his body for his upcoming role in the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Terrifying Potential Of “Cravy” Hitting Our Grocery...
In a taste-affronting collaboration that rivals the misery of that of Justin Bieber and Crocs, Heinz and Ocean Spray have decided to rage-hump a couple of items from their respective product lines and...
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Happy Easter From An Almost-Vaccinated Mimi Bunny!
Mariah Carey may be the Queen of Christmas, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t get festive on other religious holidays (and that’s the reason why you can find Santa Claus trying to jump the Easter...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Not Getting Recognized At A Protest
Rihanna is a busy woman. She’s running a panty, makeup, haircare, and skincare empire, and also has to spend time rolling her eyes every time an annoying fan asks where her next album is. But just...
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Open Post: Hosted By A NYC Dance Crew Dancing To Missy Elliott’s “Lose...
Here’s a tonic for the weary soul — Dance crew WAFFLE NYC dancing on a subway train to Lose Control by Missy Elliot. It has been so long since I felt anything close to jubilation, it took me almost a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Allison Janney Embracing The Gray
Amazon woman acting icon Alison Janney appeared on The Drew Barrymore yesterday, and she talked about the new ‘do that she revealed on Instagram last year. It’s gray, it’s short, it’s easy, breezy,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Christopher Meloni Responding To His Butt Going Viral
Apologies to Keanu Reeves but the internet’s actual boyfriend is a butt. Christopher Meloni’s to be exact (pictured here with his pooch Scotty the Wonder Dog). Christopher’s storied rump was recently...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Vaccinated Britney Spears
Britney Spears‘ immune system is stronger than yesterday because she went out and got herself vaccinated. We don’t know which vaccine Britney got, but I’m telling myself that she got the Dolly Parton...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Dog’s Reaction To Darth Vader
A TikTok user just so happened to be recording his pooch as they watched Star Wars together, and when Darth Vader made his grand entrance, the dog growled out a “fuck this,” jumped off the sofa, and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kid Cudi’s Floral Dress Tribute To Kurt Cobain On...
During his performance of Sad People on Saturday Night Live last night, Kid Cudi wore a pretty little floral dress and some may have thought that he was paying tribute to every girl named Becca who...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chet Hanks Teasing His New Song “White Boy Summer”
Last month, Chet Hanks, the 30-year-old douche spawn of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, solidified his place in mega douche history by trying to make “White Boy Summer” a thing. Turns out it was more than...
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Open Post: Hosted By Paula Abdul Calling Simon Cowell “The STD”
Paula Abdul may not be able to name a single winner of the rebooted American Idol but that doesn’t mean she’s going to turn down a check from them! After country singer and judge, Luke Bryan, revealed...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Florida Driver Jumping A Drawbridge
The Main Street drawbridge in Daytona Beach, Florida. It sucks, right? If there’s a boat going by, they put the bridge up, and then ya gotta wait minutes until it passes. Well, for one driver, this...
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