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Open Post: Hosted By Brad Pitt’s New Tattoo
Brad Pitt has a lot of tattoos including: Angelina’s birthday on his torso, a large set of lines on his back, which Angie apparently drew herself randomly one night (how romantic, except then you...
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Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears’ New Brown Hair
Britney Spears has either dyed her hair brown or threw on a brown wig. I’m slightly worried about. We know she’s been going through it lately, and Britney’s hair is often a good indicator of her...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Reporter Coming Pretty Close To Being Hit By Lightning
Reporters have it tough. Not only do they have to wear an inordinate amount of product and put up with the occasional insanely racist comment from a co-anchor, they have to brave the forces of nature!...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Bi-Chair”
I don’t identify as bisexual. I’m the whole hog when it comes to my gayness and yes, that was a bad pun. So I had no idea that bisexual people sit in a certain way? Or at least that’s a meme....
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Happy Labor Day From This Golden Retriever Working Hard For Some Goddamn...
Since today is Labor Day, we here at Dlisted are taking a break from spewing out foolery to swallow down foolery (read: vodka-dipped buns hugging a cheese-covered deep fried bacon-wrapped hot dog) in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Diplo’s Alleged Plane Full Of Sold Out Popeyes Chicken...
Popeyes running out of their chicken sandwich has caused chaos with people making reasonable decisions like suing them and pulling guns on their employees. But as havoc is wreaked over the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Krispy Kreme’s Pumpkin Spice Doughnut
It was recently declared the pumpkin spice craze has gone too far with the invention of Pumpkin Spice Spam and it ending summer early. But I’m going to walk back that declaration and say that Krispy...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey Letting Us Know That It’s Too Early For...
If you’re anything like me, once the summer heat starts to die down, you’re ready to break out the Santa hat and Christmas lights because the countdown has begun! And one of the best things about...
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Open Post: Hosted By These Sad School Nachos
The Takeout says Mississippi’s Byhalia High School got exposed on Twitter for their lackluster food choices with all the nutritional value of a stay at the Taco Bell Hotel. This picture began making...
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Open Post: Hosted By McDonald’s Sad Attempt At Joining The Chicken Sandwich Wars
If the new Popeye’s sold-out chicken sandwich is a Mercedes Benz, then the McChicken is a dusty scooter with one wheel. That breaded brick on a bun tastes gross and always has. So in an attempt to get...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Drunk Woman’s “Weird” Subway Sandwich Order
If you know anything about the drunken munchies, then you will sympathize with Anna James from the UK. After a night out, she stumbled into Subway, which further proves she was drunk because Subway...
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Open Post: Hosted By Selma Blair’s Ass, Literally
Selma Blair recently shared a bottomless photo of her showing off her butt, bald head, and giant crotch crab (it’s a purse). All in all, it’s a cute photo showcasing a woman going through the horrors...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jack In The Box’s Entry Into The Chicken Sandwich Wars
f you have been unaware of our country’s biggest feud (and how dare you?!), take time to learn about the Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019 as it will surely end up in high school history books. The...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mimi Slumming It With The Peasants For The Sake Of Her...
If you’re the 8-year-old daughter of Mariah Carey and she asks you to pick any store in the world to have a shopping spree in, the only acceptable answers to prove to her that you are indeed her child...
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Open Post: Hosted By Popeyes Trolling Tricks With Their Stupid Chicken...
Popeyes Chicken Sandwich is still “sold out,” and they could probably put an end to their disciples slobbering on the windows of their restaurants while waiting for it to come back by pulling out the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Hostess’ Fake Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwich Twinkies
Hostess announced via Twitter a new item that no one wants, needs or is excited about: Peanut Butter and Pickle Sandwich Twinkies. Unless some sort of universal immaculate conception happens and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Best High School In The World!
If you’re anything like me, your high school experience was trash. And I’m not talking about the actual “education” part. I’m talking about being a dork back when it wasn’t cool. There was a time when...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Great Golden Toilet Heist
It’s a sad state of affairs when people go around stealing toilets. I don’t care if it’s regular porcelain or, in this case, made out of 100% solid gold; it’s still a damn toilet. People do all kinds...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Swallowed Her Engagement Ring In Her Sleep...
USA Today says that one woman’s #EngagedLife fantasy careened to a halt when she woke up one morning and realized that she had swallowed her whole ass diamond engagement ring in a dream-induced haze....
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Open Post: Hosted By The Florida Couple Who Were Arrested For Having Sex In...
Florida, America’s horniest state, has once again blessed us with a sticky, gooey MESS. Somebody needs to send a mage with a freshly sharpened quill down to the citadel to pull out the dusty tome...
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