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Open Post: Hosted By The End Of A Plastic Red Cup Era
Pizza Hut has been around forever, in fact, during the second Thanksgiving, the pilgrims and Indians actually just clinked plastic red cups at a dine-in Pizza Hut. But that will be no more, because...
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Open Post: Hosted By Atomik Vodka From Chernobyl
Did anyone else watch HBO’s harrowing Chernobyl mini-series? It was a horror upon horror cake frosted with bureaucratic lies and pathetic attempts by the Soviets to save face by letting their own...
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Open Post: Hosted By This French Bulldog Gettin’ Some
ViralHog (how appropriate) posted this video from Chile with the caption “My french bulldog always does the same thing. I decided to make a video.” It’s of a little French Bulldog going to town on the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Arizona Iced Tea’s Possible Weed-Soaked Drinks
It makes sense that out of all the gas station iced teas out there, Arizona would be the one to dip into weed. I mean, there’s no way that the Snapple Lady would let this happen. And Lipton and Pure...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Tom Cruise 2020” Campaign
It’s hard to think of a person I’d hate to see chilling in the Oval Office come 2020 more than Donald Trump. Now I can thank/curse the parody website Tom Cruise 2020 for expanding my imagination. Even...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jeremy Renner’s Amazon Store Of Outdoor Equipment
Besides that spindly ass tree stump with the voice of an angel Groot (don’t @me, Vin Diesel’s honey-dipped gravel voice is music to my ears), Hawkeye may be the most useless of all the Avengers to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pumpkin Spice Spam
The pumpkin spice craze might have officially gone too far with the invention of Pumpkin Spice Spam. I’m not sure why Spam chose to do us dirty like this because everyone knows Spam is supposed to...
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Open Post: The Gift-Stealing Wedding Crasher Of Texas
A woman in Texas has seen the movie Wedding Crashers one too many times and decided that instead of crashing weddings to fall in love with a bridesmaid and get some free cake, she would take a much...
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Open Post: Hosted By “Cats” As A Horror Movie
This mashup trailer is so on point that it should have been released concurrently with the actual Cats trailer. Some fearful genius interspliced scenes from the upcoming film version of Cats starring...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pickle-Filled Oreos
In the latest example of food only a pregnant woman or someone who had a taste buds accident would enjoy, People reports that there’s a chain of candy shops selling Oreos with pickles inside of them....
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Open Post: Hosted By The Barfing And Shitting Vultures Who Are Ruining A...
A New York couple’s dream vacation home is being destroyed by vomiting and shitting vultures who refuse to leave. Basically these vultures are the Michael Lohan of wildlife and it’s costing this...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Rabbit Or A Raven
It’s about time the animal kingdom got its own version of Yanny or Laurel, beach or door, and that dress. I was waiting for the day when an animal would appear and cause the internet to fight...
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Open Post: Hosted By Heidi Montag’s Christian Pop Song
There are a lot of choices for spiritual guidance: the writings of Jackie Collins, listening to the words of Pope Francis, and of course Heidi Montag‘s newest auto-tuned christian shit song “Glitter...
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Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta Having His Mind Blown By Fred Durst
As far as unlikely friendships go, the kinship between Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit fame, and John Travolta of dead possum-wearing fame, is not something I would have ever predicted (mostly because to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Christina Hendricks’ Revelation That Her Hand Is On The...
Remember when people found out that Kevin Coster played a corpse in The Big Chill but was cut from the final edit and then all of a sudden everybody worked that “did you know…?” tidbit into every...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Live-Action “The Lady And The Tramp” Trailer
Disney’s fully committed to producing “live-action” remakes of their classic films. Here’s the trailer for Lady and the Tramp. I’m not sure how live-action this is when those dogs have obviously...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For The “Breaking Bad” Movie Sequel
All of you Breaking Bad fans can rejoice. There’s more crystal meth madness afoot! Here’s the teaser trailer for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie that’s going up on Netflix on October 11. It centers on...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum’s Wondrous Response To The Spider-Man Mess
While pushing his new Disney+ docu-series The World According to Jeff Goldblum at D23 Expo over the weekend, Jeff Goldblum acted like he found out about Spider-Man possibly leaving the Marvel...
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Open Post: Hosted By Serena Williams’ Husband, Alexis Ohanian, Probably...
If you’re into tennis then you know that the US Open has started and also know that there’s apparently a long-going rivalry between Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova. I say “apparently” because...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa Stuck In An Elevator With His Dog
I’m sure there’s a lot of people out there who just wished genies were real, so they could wish to switch places with that dog. But I regret to inform you that Jason Momoa’s elevator ordeal involved...
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