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Open Post: Hosted By KFC’s Fried Chicken And Donuts Sandwich
We all figured that another fast food chain would enter into the Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019, but what we didn’t know is that they (KFC) would bring out a secret weapon: donuts. I guess if you’re...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tommy Lee Playing Around With Dick Pics On Instagram
Other than Lenny Kravitz, there is no person who personifies the phrase “rock out with your cock out” better than Tommy Lee. And for good reason. He’s a rocker who’s totally obsessed with dicks,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Celine Dion Begging Drake To Not Get A Celine Dion Tattoo
Celine Dion is ready to roll out the red carpet for Drake, inviting him over to her house for dinner, offering to take him out for drinks, suggesting they sing a duet together, really just about...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Guy Trying To Steal An SUV From Inside A Mall
CBS2 Chicago presents us with this Twitter vid of some dumbass trying to drive away with an SUV that wasn’t his yesterday. From INSIDE the Woodfield Mall. Look, I’d like to see a car driven through...
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Open Post: Hosted By Wilford Brimley Warning Scientists Against Bringing A...
Some pertinent facts about Wilford “Cocoon Daddy” Brimley, 84: 1) You might have heard he has the diabeetus. 2) He’s somehow never won an Emmy. And there are no plans to honor his body of work at...
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Open Post: Hosted By Natasha Lyonne Pulling A Nicole Kidman At The Emmys
Natasha Lyonne has overcome some dark times: arrests, drug addiction, and an eviction by Kenya Moore-hating Michael Rapaport. It seems as though she’s gotten her life and career back on track. There...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lenny Kravitz Asking For The Safe Return Of His Lost...
At last, we have a national crisis that doesn’t involve the potential loss of life, the unraveling of a nation, or any criminal activity more serious than possible petty theft. Lenny Kravitz has lost...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Drank A Cocktail That Had His Own Pickled...
Ok, so my goal is to get through this story without making a single toe pun. Can it be done? Only time will tell. According to The New York Post, Nick Griffiths, a man who lost his toe to frostbite...
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Open Post: Hosted By Celine Dion Serving Fashion For The Ages In The Video...
There is a REASON that Celine Dion is the Prime Minister of Canada. She is insanely qualified, insanely talented, wise beyond words, and ageless. Her skills do not STOP! She can pose with a shoe and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Creator Of The Labradoodle’s Regrets About Creating...
Wally Conron, the creator of the designer breed of the labradoodle, says he regrets what he’s done because he says most of them are either nuts or have hereditary problems. Wallys states that he...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chris Evans Pushing Leche In Mexico
Because I guess an Avenger trick never knows when that Marvel truck is going to stop dumping piles of money into their vault of riches, Tom Hiddleston gets an easy check for making creepy serial...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Terrorizing Parisians In ThIs Outfit
Paris appears to be my next European destination and all of the small-minded Francophobes who have seen fit to tell me to prepare myself for the alleged collective rudeness of the French have...
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Open Post: Hosted By Reese Witherspoon Discovering TikTok
Please note the beyond-polite face on Reese Witherspoon’s 15-year-old son Deacon Phillippe. He could teach a master class to all the other famous teenage spawn in Hollywood on how to successfully...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Catering Cart From Hell
I don’t know how much clearer I can be: the inanimate objects of the world WILL overthrow us. It’s a matter of time! Case in point: Yesterday at Chicago O’Hare International Airport, the machine...
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Open Post: Hosted By Two Dudes Going Through A McDonald’s Drive-Thru On An...
Two Salt Lake City YouTubers, Collin Randle and his friend Arcenio, built a mobilized couch contraption (which is basically a couch that moves up to 30 miles per hour) so they could live the dream of...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Kitty Doing An Impersonation Of You At The Coffee...
If you’re like me, then your first big battle in the morning begins when you wake up and touch your fingers together, hoping that the alien gods took pity upon you overnight and gave you that Out of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Henry Winkler Shading Tom Hanks
When you think about the limited number of dudes in Hollywood with unimpeachable reputations as unproblematic nice guys that everyone seems to love, Tom Hanks is usually one of the first names that...
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Open Post: Hosted By Guinea Pig Ice Cream
A friend of mine’s favorite ice cream treat is black raspberry ice cream with gummi bears. That was the ice cream concoction that I would have considered to be the most unholy until HuffPo introduced...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin And Hailey Bieber In Their New Calvin Klein...
To celebrate their 50th anniversary of questionable taste in advertising, Calvin Klein got newlyweds Justin and Hailey Bieber to strip to some matching skivvies and love up on each other in some new...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For “The Little Mermaid Live”
So this is the live The Little Mermaid, not the one which is featuring a black Ariel and making racist people furious online. Although this one’s budget infuriates me. But I guess they splurged on...
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