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Open Post: Hosted By Simone Biles Getting Mistaken For A Child On A Flight
Simone Biles is one of the most decorated American Olympians of all time, is arguably the greatest gymnast of all time, and is on the cover of not one, but three cereal boxes (Wheaties, Special K, and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Claims Her Subway Sandwich Cost Her $1,800...
The New York Post says that before Australian model Jessica Lee hopped on a flight home from Singapore, she bought a foot-long Subway sandwich at the airport. She ate half before she got on the plane,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Creator Of “Gremlins” Saying That Baby Yoda Is A...
As anyone who’s ever gotten lost in the soulful eyes of Baby Yoda can attest, the source of his incredible allure and seductive magnetism is not limited to his radar dish ears and adorable button...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Bears Who Broke Into A House And Ate Doughnuts
No one can resist a doughnut. It’s a great food that we as a society have decided is an acceptable breakfast food despite the fact that it’s essentially a small, frosted cake. No one will judge you...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Bird Dancing To Cascada’s “Every Time We Touch”
Babies. Animals. Drunk adults at 3 AM. We all love a good dance, whether you’re rhythmically challenged or not. Shaking your ass is one of those God-given rights that I’m pretty certain is guaranteed...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For The Weeknd’s HBO Series “The Idol”
Well, after we heard the news that The Weeknd’s scripted show, The Idol, got overhauled and the show’s co-creator Sam Levinson (who also created Euphoria) was hit with more allegations of him being an...
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Open Post: Hosted By Keke Palmer Not Knowing Who Scully And Mulder Are Either
Keke Palmer famously did not recognize former Vice President Dick Cheney in a Vanity Fair lie-detector test that immediately became a meme and gave birth to the phrase“Sorry to this man” was born! But...
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Open Post: Hosted By Brad Pitt In A Skirt For The Berlin Screening Of “Bullet...
Don’t blame the unprecedented hell-on-earth temperatures blowing out thermometers (and backs) all across Europe on climate change. Brad Pitt wore a skirt to the Berlin screening of Bullet Train. Not...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Will Eat Taco Bell For Thirty Days To Prove...
Taco Bell will always be the worse attempt at Mexican food known to man. There’s a reason why their slogan was “Run For The Border” for years because once you eat it you’ll definitely be running…to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Announcement That Grace Jones Is Featured On...
There is little time left before the arrival of Beyoncé’s upcoming release Renaissance‘ which is sure to drive all of our ears into a bloody mess once we hear those songs a thousand times a day....
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Open Post: Hosted By Blockbuster Announcing Its Return On Twitter
Delete your Netflix password, cancel that HBO Max account, and continue to not buy Paramount+, because Blockbuster is back, baby! The place where the latest features were constantly sold out, but...
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Open Post: Hosted By Julia Fox’s Mega Low-Rise Pants
It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything about America’s sweetheart Julia Fox around these parts. After her contract with Kanye expired in February, Julia, seen above working a pair of Sharpie...
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Open Post: Hosted By Donald Glover Working A Pair Of Shorty Shorts In NYC
There has been a resurgence of men wearing teeny, tiny pieces of fabric around their legs that have been referred to as Hoochie Daddy shorts. Honestly, they’re coochie cutters from the and they’ve...
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Open Post: Hosted By Joni Mitchell Stealing The Show During A Surprise...
Way back in 1967, Judy Collins introduced an up-and-coming Joni Mitchell to the crowds at the Newport Folk Festival. It was the 23-year-old’s major debut, and she performed her song “Both Sides Now.”...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Kittens Who Locked Their Human Out Of Her Bathroom
The Dodo says that earlier this month, writer Julee Balko couldn’t open her bathroom door. Try as she might, she couldn’t get in. So she turned on her phone’s camera and slid it under the door to see...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Getting Her Expired Breast Implants...
Say “ta ta!” to Tori Spelling’s old tatas, cuz they are gone, baby, gone. 49-year-old Tori had been sporting the same pair of breast implants for over 20 years, and Us Weekly reports that this past...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Hot Dog-Flavored Candy Corn In Brach’s New...
Each year, the food industry tries us basic bitches with some off-the-wall foods in stereotypically autumn flavors to get the people talking, and it usually works. Last year, Bud Light rolled out...
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Open Post: Hosted By Houdini The Blind Kitten And His Seeing Eye Kitten Phoenix
Happy Caturday! Here’s a story that will melt even the coldest of hearts (e.g., mine). After acquiring an infection, a poor kitty named Houdini was left blind (yeah this hasn’t started off very...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jamie Lee Curtis Reminding Lea Michele That She Hasn’t...
Broadway’s newest Funny Girl and enemy of the people, Lea Michele is riding high after all the positive buzz around her assumption of the lead role. Rumors swirled for some time that Lea would take...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sparky, The Exhausted Dog Who Refuses To Walk
I hate shopping. Hate it. Whenever I step foot in a mall, a wave of fatigue washes over my body. My eyelids droop. My legs cease to function. I must immediately find a place to rest (ideally, a food...
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