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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For “Spirit Halloween: The Movie”
No, not a movie about your conventional ghastly Halloween spirits, a movie actually based around the Spirit Halloween store that pops up in the abandoned JCPenney in your town every spooky season that...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “RuPaul’s Drag Race” Themed Bathroom
When RuPaul’s Drag Race first aired back in 2009 I don’t think people understood how much of a cultural phenomenon it would become. And one of its fans, ageless ball of energy Shaun T, has decided to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Balenciaga’s $1,790 “Trash Pouch” Handbag
With gas prices still as high as a giraffe’s ass and inflation heavily affecting things like groceries, leave it to the luxury industry to laugh at the expense of the average American by creating...
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Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry’s Terrified Expression At The Idea Of Dating...
TikTok is still the #1 time killer for bored folks all over the world. And sometimes there are games to break up the boredom, like the classic game MASH. You remember that game, right? The one where...
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Open Post: Hosted By The People Trapped On The It’s A Small World Ride
Torture is defined by Webster’s dictionary as “something that causes agony or pain” and “anguish of body or mind.” Depending on your tolerance level, hearing something over and over again COULD be...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Moment A Meteorologist Discovered He Had A Touchscreen
For the technologically challenged, newfangled computers and other machinery can be awfully stressful. How am I supposed to know the difference between RAM and ROM?! My knowledge is limited to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Chicago Premiere Of “The Devil Wears Prada” Musical
The Devil Wears Prada has been ripped from the vault of Things We Don’t Fuck With and transformed into a brand new Broadway-bound musical. Now I know what you’re thinking; Why???? My answer is, I...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $2600 Custom Coffee Table That Showed Up Sporting An...
When you take the risk of ordering a custom-made piece of furniture, there’s always the chance that you won’t know exactly what’s going to show up at your doorstep. When Ana Julieta Garcia, a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Thank You Note Beyonce Sent Madonna For Her Help...
As Renaissance continues to provide the soundtrack for the BeyHive’s lives, Beyonce knows she can only stay stagnant for so long. Although Renaissance‘s first single Break My Soul is #1 on the...
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Open Post: Hosted By JC Chasez’s Silver Fox TikTok Debut
JC Chasez arguably had the most vocal talent of all of the members of NSYNC; to me, those velvety pipes always outshined Justin Timberlake’s high-pitched warblin’. And back in NSYNC’s prime, Justin...
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Open Post: Hosted By John Waters’ Fancy Dinner Party In A Dump
Despite its ongoing association with John Waters, The Provincetown Film Society remains a respectable institution if that tells you anything about the sorry state of filth in this country today. In...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dogs Who Ate A Winning $8 Lotto Ticket
Dogs will eat anything. Grass, garbage, their own vomit. They’re indiscriminate when it comes to what goes into their mouths (very relatable). While we might be a little disgusted by the idea of a dog...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Thief Who Hid In A Giant Teddy Bear
If you’ve just been to the local county fair and your hot crush just won you one of those huge novelty teddy bears at the ring toss booth, I have some horrifying news for you. It may contain a whole...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Australian Woman Who Called Out Her Cheating Ex In A...
I think one of the best ways to get revenge on someone who’s done you wrong is to tell EVERYONE their personal business, even if it means you make yourself look foolish as well. Hey, all’s fair in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Saying She’s Been Using Boiled Onion Water As...
Cardi B has been known for burping out questionable comments more than once and also for having super long claw-like nails; but as it turns out, her natural hair is pretty long too, and she recently...
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Open Post: Hosted By Madonna French Kissing Two Women On Her Italian Birthday...
Madonna has a love(s the attention)/hate(s the rules) relationship with Instagram (and it seems that they’ve kind of had it with her); but while she’s cried censorship more than once during her tenure...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Joining “Shark Tank” As A Guest Shark
Famed alleged “Extortionist,” Gwyneth Paltrow, is about to take her goop business prowess to another level, baby! No, she isn’t opening a multi-level marketing scheme version of goop–though I believe...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Hot Pink Phallic Wall Lamp
Whoever coined the phrase ‘Sex Sells’ obviously had no idea that those words would become a call to action for furniture manufacturers all over the world to create something provocative, yet...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Monkey Who Called 911
Back when we used to use our cell phones to make calls instead of making TikToks, butt dialing was the scourge of our times. You could mistakenly call anyone from your dentist to that ex whose number...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Taco Bell Customer Who Held Up A Drive-Thru Line By...
Taco Bell is both a much beloved and much maligned fast-food establishment within the American psyche. It’s not uncommon to hear a person decry the menu for being “terrible fake Mexican food” only to...
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