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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Timberlake Getting Dragged For His Awkward Dance...
It may have taken damn near twenty years, but Justin Timberlake got his after throwing Janet Jackson and her titty under the bus at the Super Bowl. sacred titty out during the Super Bowl is finally...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck’s Home Office Soda Machine That Has Both...
These thirsty motherfuckers. Slate reports that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are so parched that Ben has a his and herses soda fountain in his office that dispenses both Diet Coke (His) and Diet...
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Open Post: Hosted By Taco Bell’s Giant Cheez-It Menu Items
Taco Bell is always cranking out ideas or shaking things up to get their loyal subjects hyped. Recently, it was the reversal of the highly-contested removal of the Mexican Pizza from the menu, ushered...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dexter, The Pooch Who Broke Out Of A Dog Hotel
Ever been trapped at a dinner where you’re trapped between your opinionated uncle (“the beams were steel after all”) and your judgmental aunt (“oh, so you’re getting seconds?”) and all you can think...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Tried To Compete In A Soccer Game
Sports are marred with interruptions of all kinds: poor weather, dramatic injuries, sexy streakers, and sometimes overenthusiastic dogs. A soccer match between the Chilean and Venezuelan women’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Henry Winkler Banning The F-Word From His TikToks
Retro fantasy fuckboy and current darling granddaddy, Henry Winkler, has mastered the art of implying “fuck you” in a very subtle way while still coming off sweet and endearing, like that time he...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For “Hocus Pocus 2”
The first trailer of the long-awaited Hocus Pocus sequel is here! Hocus Pocus 2 (how long did it take ’em to come up with that one?) will drop on Disney+ on September 30, just in time for spooky...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Break-Up Of Denver Zoo’s Same-Sex Flamingo Couple
Call me a hopeless romantic, but every time a celebrity couple breaks up I’m perplexed that they couldn’t somehow put their egos aside and make it work. I still secretly hold hope for Jessica Simpson...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Cover Art For Beyoncé’s New Album, “Renaissance”
Two weeks ago, Beyoncé announced that Renaissance, her seventh studio album, will be released on July 29. Then, nine days ago she dropped the first single, “Break My Soul”. Today Beyoncé once again...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $5,000 “Star Wars” Cocktail On Disney’s Newest...
While most of us are spending our vacation money on gas and groceries if you have a few extra coins in your bank account I suggest you take a trip on Disney’s newest cruise ship, Wish. Recently Wish...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Mayor Who Married An Alligator
It takes quite a bit of effort to get married. You have to find the right individual, spend lots of quality time with them, and get used to their leathery skin and sharp teeth until finally, you’re...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Vintage Clip of Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cursing In Front...
Cursing is the great equalizer. From the lowliest pauper to the wealthiest business magnate, there’s nothing like unleashing a huge FUUUUCK to express the deepest and most complicated of your...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Sweet Moment Between Keanu Reeves And A Young Fan...
After a rough couple of weeks (centuries?) for America, it’s comforting to at least be able to count on our kindly Canadian prince, Keanu Reeves, to continue his inadvertent quest to deliver us truly...
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Open Post: Hosted By Austin Butler’s “Sweaty Elvis” Getting The Meme Treatment
Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis has now been foisted on us (after what seemed like a long few years of “pick me-ass energy” before it was even in the can), and while it’s pulling decent numbers, there’s a glut...
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Open Post: Hosted By Olivia Rodrigo And Natalie Imbruglia Performing “Torn”
Your niece/daughter/granddaughter’s favorite singer, Olivia Rodrigo, is currently touring her debut album, Sour. Tonight she wraps up the 48-show tour with her second concert in London at the Eventim...
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Open Post: Hosted By Hard Seltzer Made From Leftover Hot Dog Water
If you’ve ever been to a cookout this summer and wondered why there wasn’t enough hot dog flavor in your hard seltzer, your name is probably Fred Durst. But who has time for basic bitch flavors like...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Penguins Who Refuse To Eat Cheap Fish
What’s black and white and only eats premium fish despite your many attempts to feed it a more budget-friendly version? A group of penguins in Japan! After the price of fish spiked over the last year,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Dragged His Dead Father In An Obituary
When someone passes, we tend to wipe clean most of their sins and infractions. Yeah, they didn’t pay you back that $100 but they’re dead and you’re not, so it’s a wash. But for the particularly...
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Open Post: Hosted By Taika Waititi Cursing “Stranger Things” For Ruining Kate...
Last month, iconic British singer Kate Bush was sitting at the top of the music charts once again. That’s because Kate’s 1985 song “Running Up That Hill” started trending and charting after it was...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Built An Elaborate Contraption To Feed His...
The Laughing Squid has pointed us to a YouTuber named Half-Asleep Chris who has a very relatable problem: every morning at 6:00 AM, he is rudely awoken by a hungry, meowing cat. This loud little food...
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