Open Post: Hosted By The Threat Of No More Elvis Weddings In Las Vegas
There are a great many injustices in America, and it pains me to add this next one to the ever-growing list: the licensing company that controls Elvis Presley’s name and the image is ordering Las...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Platinum Jubilee Corgi-Cam
Not everything surrounding THE QUEEN’s Jubilee costs millions of pounds and is reserved for the titled and tiaraed set. There are plenty of ways for plebes to get involved in the festivities, from...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Bowen Yang Saying That Faye Dunaway Wants To “Confront”...
On Instagram, the handle @fayedunaway belongs to Saturday Night Live star Bowen Yang, a man who is most certainly not the iconic actress Faye Dunaway. Bowen is blue check certified, so it’s pretty...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Return Of 90s Fashion Featuring Winona Ryder For...
Don your chicest babydoll dress and strap on those Doc Martens because the 90s are back, bayyybeee! Ok, so 90s fashion has been in for a while and 2000s trends (ugh) are making their way onto the red...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By A Surprise Proposal That Was Shut Down By A Disney Employee
Disney theme parks are well-known for being places where whimsy abounds, smiles greet you at every turn, and dreams really do come true. That is unless your dream is to propose to your hopeful...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By 50 Cent Trolling Madonna On Instagram Again
When 50 Cent first burst onto the scene in the early 2000s, he was probably most known as a hardened rapper who’d endured several gunshot wounds and lived the fast life. Today, he’s more known for...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Scott Speedman Saying That Drinking Water Is The Key To...
Scott Speedman, the hunky Felicity Scott who didn’t marry Jennifer Garner, co-stars in David Cronenberg’s latest body-horror flick, Crimes of the Future. At last Thursday’s New York premiere, Page Six...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Wendy’s Groundbreaking New Frosty Flavor
If you’ve been in the mood lately to have a “consistently-ranked-people’s-third-choice-when-only-given-three-choices” flavored ice cream treat from most people’s “wasn’t-my-first-choice” fast food...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Hilary Swank Reuniting A Lost Dog With Its Owner
As most dog owners know, dog ownership can be a Lazy Susan full of mixed emotions; one of the worst of those being when your canine companion randomly decides one day that you aren’t entertaining...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg’s Professional Blunt Roller Getting A Pay...
Reverend Reefer himself Snoop Dogg previously admitted that he pays someone to roll his blunts for him. And no, sadly, someone isn’t me. But in the event that person gets carpal tunnel from all that...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Velveeta’s Cheese-Scented Nail Polish
The beauty world has long neglected the needs of the small but wonderful world of cheese enthusiasts who also love looking pretty. It’s been seen as a Venn diagram with beauty on one side and cheese...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Man Who Was Ambushed By A Group Of Kittens
Here’s something to brighten your day. What’s better than one kitten? An army of kittens! That’s what one man discovered when he stepped out of his car to investigate why a solitary kitten was roaming...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For Season 2 Of “Squid Game”
Time to dust off your green tracksuits for more themed parties and re-up your Xanax scrip! In news that shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone, Squid Game, Netflix’s most successful debut series to date,...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Blue Ivy Carter Getting Embarrassed By Jay-Z At The NBA...
When most of us recall our adolescent misadventures in parental embarrassment, it’s usually something like our moms washing out Ziploc bags to reuse while friends were over or dad getting snippy with...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Ryan Gosling As Ken In The “Barbie” Movie
Many get a case of hardened nipple knobs and moist tips over Ryan Gosling and I never really have until now! Just slap a bootleg Legend of Billie Jean wig onto his head, slather his skin with fake tan...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Tom Hanks Cursing Out Fans Who Shoved Rita Wilson
Tom Hanks is America’s Dad: kind, goofy, unpretentious, and warm. But, as some fans discovered last night in New York City, even daddy has his limit. Tom and his wife Rita Wilson, both 65, were...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Baseball Legend Who Helped Inspire “A League Of...
The new Amazon series A League of Their Own premiered last night at the Tribeca Festival (although it doesn’t hit Amazon Prime until August 12), and Maybelle “Mae” Blair, a player on the All American...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Fight Over A Curse Word On A Tombstone
Tombstones are a fairly permanent way to memorialize someone’s life. Typically, they’ll have kind words etched into the marble. Phrases like, “Wonderful father,” “Beloved grandmother,” or “Cherished...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Internet’s Re-Discovery Of The Fancy McDonald’s In...
Social media can take us anywhere. There are some great travel accounts that show us the ins and outs of countries around the world that we wouldn’t normally get to see. Instagram posts of the Taj...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Christopher Meloni’s Son Scoring Free Drinks At A Drag...
In Christopher Meloni’s house, it’s always Zaddy’s Day, but he does observe the traditional Father’s Day as well, because – well, he’s an actual father and not just the internet’s collective source of...
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