While most of us are spending our vacation money on gas and groceries if you have a few extra coins in your bank account I suggest you take a trip on Disney’s newest cruise ship, Wish. Recently Wish made its inaugural debut showcasing a variety of amenities. But the one that is really going to dig into your pockets is a $5,000 cocktail on the menu at the ship’s Star Wars-themed lounge.
Disney already has a popular line of ships including Magic, Dream, Fantasy, and Wonder. But aside from the fact that their ships are all named after classy strippers Wish has something the others don’t: a $5,000 cocktail! Yes, Wish may share a name with everyone’s favorite (or least favorite) discount bin website, but this Wish is pure overpriced opulence. Inside The Magic reports that there’s a Star Wars-themed area aboard the luxury liner which offers a cocktail called the Kaliburr Crystal. And for the bargain price of $5,000 it better be the best damn drink I’ve ever had in my entire life.
The most expensive drink in the galaxy. The Star Wars Hyperspace Lounge on the Disney Wish has a $5,000 Kaiburr Crystal drink. pic.twitter.com/ZcUp3yt0RI
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Listen, for $5,000 as soon as that little toy opens up Baby Yoda better be inside judging me with words like “Big fool you are” because ain’t no way I’m spending that much on a drink. Yet Disney insists this is one of their best ships in the fleet. But I guess they’ll say anything to make sure people go broke for this experience.
Disney Wish—the newest ship to join the Disney Cruise Line family—sets sail in Summer 2022. Be among the first to experience the all-new enchantment on board, where fantastical worlds and beloved stories from Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar are brought to life like never before.
Joining the Magic, Dream, Fantasy, and Wonder, the Disney Wish at port Canaveral and Everglades is another incredibly innovative addition to the Disney Cruise Line. The Disney Wish is filled to the brim with magic, including a first-of-its-kind AquaMouse, a Disney attraction at sea, similar to the AquaDuck. The ship also features some fantastic dining opportunities for the whole family, with restaurants themed to your favorite character, scenes,s and music from Frozen and Marvel, and even a Star Wars lounge area!
Bon Voyage bitches! Send me a postcard and take lots of pictures because I won’t be there. But if you’re considering it, just know tickets for Wish’s October package start at around $2,000 as of today, and will more than likely increase as the launch date approaches. And when you get there make sure you go to the Marvel lounge and tell me your thoughts about Paul Rudd’s Ant-Man explaining to dinner guests why he didn’t fly up Thanos’ butt to destroy him from the inside. Because no meal is complete without a conversation about anal ant play, right? Welcome to Taste Central ladies and gentlemen.
I sat down to dinner at Disney Wish’s Marvel-themed restaurant and the VERY FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS is Ant-Man explaining why he couldn’t explode Thanos by climbing inside his butt.
This is the best thing Disney has ever done, 100000/10 pic.twitter.com/XOS1S0v6m9
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carlye wisel (@carlyewisel) June 30, 2022
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