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Open Post: Hosted By Val Kilmer Confirming Batman Goes Downtown
DC Comics started a fierce debate on the internet when it came out that they had stopped the team behind HBO Max’s Harley Quinn animated adult series from including a scene where Batman eats...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For That Movie Where Taryn Manning Plays A...
It was announced last year that newly engaged Taryn Manning will be playing the Karen of all Karens in a horror movie. Well, a trailer is out for Karen and it looks like Ma meets Obsessed meets Get...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Smell Of Rotting Meat From A Colorado Springs House...
The real estate scene right now is insanely inflated and a real seller’s market, so it’s not a surprise that Colorado Springs, Colorado Realtor, Mimi Foster, has received hundreds of rabid queries for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber Pretending Diplo Had The Wrong Number
Justin Bieber has some ‘splaining to do, and for once this isn’t about his eye-assaulting, repeat offenses with launching Crocs collaborations, but we are still all totally owed restitution for those...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Garner’s Cat-Holding Sweater
This past weekend Jennifer Garner decided to show ex-husband Ben Affleck that he’s not the only expert pussy-catcher in the family. Jennifer purchased a special “Cat Lovers Hoodie Cuddle Pouch”...
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Open Post: Hosted By Paul Rudd’s Final “Mac And Me” Prank On Conan O’Brien
Back in 2004 Paul Rudd went on Conan O’Brien’s late-night show and claimed to have brought a top-secret clip of the upcoming Friends finale. But when the clip was played, it was actually a scene from...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The New Netflix Dating Show “Sexy Beasts”
Do you like The Masked Singer? Do you like Love is Blind? Do you like the BBC’s 1988 adaptation of The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe? Do you have a furry fetish? If you answered “hell yeah!” to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Wore The Same Hawaiian Shirt In 264 Zoom...
I think we can all agree that Zoom did the most to keep people connected during this pandemic, and its generosity was all over the place from catching alleged cheaters and exposing (ahem) exposers and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Madonna Giving A Surprise Performance At A Pride Event...
And as we all come to the close of the only month when the masses care about the gays (much like Black History Month, but that’s another conversation) one of our patron saints and Queens Madonna...
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Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman’s Neck Getting Slurped By Keith Urban
Every time I see Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban bringing the dreaded PDA to whatever event or pap stroll they’re working, I marvel that Keith’s teasingly gradual but inexorable morph into Helen Hunt is...
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Open Post: Hosted By An Australian Woman’s Post-Op Irish Accent
So… this situation is unlikely but not impossible, and some side-eye is probably called for here. With all that in mind, let’s suspend our disbelief for a moment and take a peek into some bizarre shit...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Elephant Who Smashed His Head Into A Thai Woman’s...
Last weekend, a Thai woman named Ratchadawan Puengprasoppon (รัชฎาวรรณ ผึ้งประสพพร) was woken up in the wee hours of the morning to crashing and banging sounds. She bravely went downstairs to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “The Sopranos” Prequel
The Sopranos prequel film, The Many Saints of Newark, has dropped its official trailer. Finally! A piece of pop culture I actually care about! The new movie, which will be released in theatres and HBO...
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Open Post: Hosted By IKEA’s Bisexual Couch
An IKEA post that isn’t about that glamorous monkey in the fur coat? Ugh, fiiiine. So, as we all know, it’s the last day of Pride Month. And nobody loves Pride Month more than corporations. IKEA is no...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Guy Who Tried To Pay His Bail With Counterfeit Bills
No, it wasn’t Kodak Black. Today in “You Really Tried That, Huh?” a man from Maine tried paying his bail with counterfeit cash. Michael Deschesne was initially arrested in the wee hours of Sunday...
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Open Post: Hosted By Margaret Cho Confirming That Joan Rivers Drank Wine Out...
A few years ago, the late, great Joan Rivers’ daughter Melissa Rivers claimed that Joan used to drink a little morning time Chardonnay out of a coffee cup while filming E!’s Fashion Police at 7 in the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Aniston’s TikTok Doppelgänger
Fortunately, the legit Jennifer Aniston is “in a really peaceful place“ these days, so seeing someone who looks jarringly like her Rachel Green self in Friends and lip-syncing her whiny pout about a...
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Fourth Of July Open Post: Hosted By Joey Chestnut Beating His Hot-Dog-Eating...
If you’re like me, then you watched the 2021 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest live on ESPN (we all deserve to be judged for that). If you did, you probably screamed over the American tragedy of ESPN’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Guy Who Set The World Record For Wrapping His Wife...
David Rush is a man from Idaho who’s broken more than 150 Guinness world records, including the farthest tortilla throw, the longest time to balance a hoe on his nose, AND the fastest half-marathon...
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Open Post: Hosted By Matthew McConaughey’s Weird July 4th Message
However drunk and/or stoned you may have been on the Fourth of July, you probably weren’t drunk and/or stoned enough for Matthew McConaughey’s message to America. We’ve heard that Matthew McConaughey...
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