Open Post: Hosted By Emma Thompson Saying That She Didn’t Like Wearing...
The new Disney villain origin story, Cruella, stars Emma Stone and Emma Thompson as rival fashionistas whose feud creates the iconic bitch, Cruella De Vil. Both Emmas were on the British talk show...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By People Reselling BTS McDonald’s Meal Wrappers On eBay
McDonald’s teamed up with Korean boy band mega-group, BTS, to create a limited-edition meal. The “BTS Meal” went on sale this week and each meal has been personally shoved up the ass of a member of...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Amazon’s Coffin-Like “Wellness” Booths For Warehouse...
Clearly, Amazon’s warehouse employees are so overworked and stressed out that they needed a claustrophobic little booth in which to do anything but relieve their bladders. And today, we are all...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Alleged, Trashy Throwdown During A Screening Of...
Sometimes the gloriously trashy drama inspired by an event is far more captivating than the event itself. And while the following account of the wig-pulling (figuratively, anyway) screech-fest at a...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Ava Max Not Being Able To Name One Elton John Song After...
Pop singer Ava Max is like if Christina Aguilera from the 90s merged with the first era of Lady Gaga, committed to an extremely curious asymmetric hairstyle, and continuously dressed like one of the...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Lil Uzi Vert Removing The $24 Million Pink Diamond From...
For some reason, rap artist, 26-year-old Lil Uzi Vert got a huge-ass jewel installed into his forehead earlier this year. The jewel was a $24 million pink diamond. Allegedly. It could’ve been a...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Teenage Girl Who Shoved A Mama Bear To Save Her Dogs
You may have seen this recent viral vid doing the rounds: Three days ago a momma bear and her cubs climbed up a backyard wall in a San Gabriel Valley neighborhood, east of Los Angeles. Their afternoon...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Kathy Hilton Not Knowing What Channel “Real Housewives...
Kathy Hilton joined her sister Kyle Richards on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this year, becoming a Friend of the Housewives. And while Kathy has been teased as acting ridiculous on the show...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Lettuce Water That Probably Won’t Put You To Sleep
Since TikTok is pretty much the new Mayo Clinic, swiftly surpassing GOOP in this respect and where everyone should be sourcing totally credible and peer-reviewed medical advice, today we are treated...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Sad Lion King Cake
Every now and then, a child comes along who really has their priorities straight, even at a very young age. Who should give a damn about sharing when we’re talking about fluffy and delicious birthday...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Alicia Silverstone Recreating The “As If” Moment From...
Alicia Silverstone is a 44-year-old hippy-dippy momma with some very interesting ideas about diet and health. But let’s be real, in her heart of hearts she’s still 15-year-old Cher Horowitz, queen of...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The First Item From Kanye West’s Yeezy X Gap...
Last year, Kanye West signed a 10-year-deal with The Gap because we, the people, deserve to have Kanye’s gorgeous designs (the opposite of that) at a lower price point. Kanye and The Gap both sharted...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Balenciaga’s Croc Stilettos
Balenciaga warped reality when they released some kind of Crocs collaboration on their runway in 2017. It was sick and strange and somehow they’ve outdone themselves. Balenciaga has once again teamed...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Fran Drescher’s Rainbow Vest From “The Nanny”
We were so focused on the coming of the Lohanaissance, we were in danger of missing the Franaissance! Thank god HBO Max wasn’t about to let that happen, and now everybody’s tapping their foot to the...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Lorde’s New Video For “Solar Power”
Lorde is back with her new single Solar Power. It’s happy and fun, all about being charged by the summer sun and wanting to party with friends. And she also released the video for the song and it’s...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Alicia Silverstone Pronouncing Her Name
Alicia Silverstone has taken a break from bathing with her now 10-year-old son, Bear Blu, to join the remedy-rich, wisdom-packed Gen Z playground that is TikTok. Alicia previously recreated the “as...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By “Jessica, We Are Live”
In the past, news bloopers have included f-bombs, chicken fornication, and most recently, naked, side-piece walk-ons. This latest news blooper doesn’t involve naked, random body parts or messages...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Lobster Diver Who Got Trapped In The Mouth Of A...
A fisherman almost perished in the deep blue Atlantic last Friday when a humpback whale (accidentally?) scooped him up into its four-foot-wide mouth! 56-year-old Michael Packard was diving for...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Cristiano Ronaldo Banishing Coca-Cola From A Press...
Soccer star and walking piece of jerky, 36-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo, is currently partaking in the UEFA Euro football championships. TMZ says that during a media conference ahead of the game between...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Catherine Zeta-Jones’“Extremely Large” Zucchinis
You’ve seen Cathrine Zeta-Jones. I don’t need to tell you she is glamour personified. She’s living that rich, femme d’un certain age, caftan, and vintage statement pieces lifestyle I aspire to. The...
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