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Open Post: Hosted By Diddy’s Claim That His Hustle Was Inspired By Waking Up...
Yesterday Diddy took to Instagram to inspire and motivate the masses. He posted a video of himself eating mango beside a pool beside an ocean. Diddy tells his 18 million followers that they too could...
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Open Post: Hosted By Juvenile’s Pro-Vax Remix of “Back That Thang Up”
For the most part, the whole world shut down during the COVID-19 pandemic. However, there were some parts of this country (Atlanta) who agreed they would simply mask up and still do baldheaded hoe...
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Open Post: Hosted By A “Tubby Hot Summer” Courtesy Of The Vaccinated Teletubbies
Even though Juvenile has told us to vax that thing up, some people are still hesitant to get the COVID-19 vaccine. And A-list queens like Mariah Carey and Dolly Parton have also promoted getting...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Golf Club Theft At The Scottish Open That Made Golf...
Golf is typically some busted lullaby shit to have on as background noise via YouTube when it’s 3:26 a.m. and you’re wide awake eating cold, leftover Mapo tofu while panicking over having to give a...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Dog Happily Frolicking With A Raccoon
I don’t know about anyone else’s dogs, but none of mine, past or present, would consider a raccoon to be a playmate. Other furred beasts are either food still on the hoof or fast-moving toys, without...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Kitty Who Got A Jacked Up Lion Cut
In the last year and a half most of us have seen and/or been the victim of some pretty effed up at-home pandemic haircuts. Luckily, things are getting back to normal and we can return to paying...
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Open Post: Hosted By John Cameron Mitchell As Joe Exotic
Last March, right at the beginning of this cursed pandemic, everybody and their mother was, like, totally obsessed with Netflix’s Tiger King. Even though it featured tales of ghastly animal abuse....
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Open Post: Hosted By Sonja Morgan Drinking A Glass Of Wine Through Her Mask
Real Housewives of New York star Sonja Morgan is many things: former Hot Slut of the Day, socialite, philanthropist, entrepreneur, international lifestyle brand, homeowner, toaster oven peddler,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Zaila Avant-garde Spelling And Dribbling With Bill Murray
Truly talented children really are a sight to behold! And 14-year-old Zaila Avant-garde is, at the very least, a double threat. After having won the Scripps National Spelling Bee, we quickly learned...
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Open Post: Hosted By Julia Roberts’ Daughter’s Red Carpet Debut
We all know Julia Roberts’ Niece, but have you met Julia Roberts‘ daughter? Julia has probably long since put her uterus to pasture so her Bump Watch days are over. But that doesn’t mean people still...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Beer That Saved A Wyoming Rancher’s Life
It’s about time the wondrous miracle that is alcohol gets a little credit after being blamed for the reason why creepy creeps act creepy. We just never imagined the actual form the tipsiness-inducing...
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Open Post: Hosted By Newlyweds Gwen Stefani And Blake Shelton Being Sickening
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani got married over the July 4th weekend, which is the first eyeroll of note in this story, because you just know they’re going to take cringe-inducing selfies from here...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Anti-Sex” Cardboard Olympic Beds That Aren’t Really...
The 2020 Tokyo Olympics are turning out to be a mess with COVID-19 cases surging in Japan and athletes testing positive. And when pictures came out of the cardboard beds at the Olympic Village, some...
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Open Post: Hosted By Subway’s Sandwich Giveaway Failure
If you’ve ever eaten a sandwich from Subway then you know what disappointment tastes like. Questionable chunks of meat and a lonely piece of cheese tossed upon a thick piece of “bread” topped with an...
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Open Post: Hosted By Natasha’s Return To “Sex And The City”
The Samantha-less revival of Sex and the City called And Just Like That… is shooting now in NYC. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon are all in, and other old faces like love...
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Open Post: Hosted By A TikToker’s Pantry Full Of Fast Food That Never Expires
A TikToker recently posted a video of the pantry their nutritionist mother stocked full of fast food. B the gag is, it’s non-refrigerated and the fast food still never expires. It’s meant to scare...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Seagull Crash To The Face
We were warned. 22 years ago Fabio was struck in the face by a goose while riding a roller coaster and in the aftermath, he warned us that if something wasn’t done, this type of tragedy would happen...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $40 Hot Dogs At Kanye West’s Listening Party For...
This is some Fyre Festival shit, except in keeping on brand with his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, and former, faux-flesh-in-creepy-casings-loving in-laws, Kanye West offered up some peen-shaped animal...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lemurs Having A Popsicle Party
Since lemurs are native to Madagascar, they don’t spend much time on the usual pap stroll, but their days are clearly way more interesting than those of just about anyone we talk about here, so this...
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Open Post: Hosted By Marc Jacobs Showing Off His Newly Lifted Face
Marc Jacobs released his latest fashion piece: Face By Dr. Jacono For Marc Jacobs By Marc Jacobs. 58-year-old Marc has been showing off his recent facelift experience on Instagram and posted the final...
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