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Open Post: Hosted By Expedia’s Replica Of Joe Jonas’ Hand For Nervous Flyers...
Joe Jonas has joined forces with Expedia for one of their travel campaigns. With COVID-19 travel restrictions easing up and more and more people flying, Expedia decided travelers may need a helping...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Break-Up Of The Cock Destroyers
The Cock Destoyers were a superstar British porn duo made up of two MILF porn stars (seem above sandwiching Lily Allen in 2019). Those two porn stars are 33-year-old (yes, that’s considered MILF age...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lily James Bringing Vintage Pamela Anderson Hotness For...
Somehow Lily James, 32, managed to carve out enough free time from her busy extra-curricular career maybe-humping shady-as-hell married men who may or may not have “arrangements” with their wives, to...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nightly Whiskey Habit During Lockdown
Just picture a proper, tulip-shaped Glencairn whiskey glass and an arrogantly raised pinky (yes, pinkies can display arrogance) in the pic above, instead of the vibrator-shaped microphone Gwyneth...
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Open Post: Hosted By All The Flowers That Travis Barker Gave Kourtney...
42-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 45-year-old Travis Barker only went Instagram official a few months ago in February, but it seems like forever that these two have been stunting for attention....
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Open Post: Hosted By The Time That Seth Rogen Peed Into A Bottle On Tom...
Seth Rogen has a new book of essays out called Yearbook. He was on with Howard Stern to talk about it, and one of the stories in his book is about none other than Tom Cruise. Tom and Seth had a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Countertop Spaghetti
Yesterday Prego spaghetti sauce was trending for absolutely disgusting reasons. And it’s all thanks to Lisa from the Josh and Lisa Facebook page. Lady clearly wants a piece of that sweet, sweet viral...
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Open Post: Hosted By The 28-Year-Old Woman Who Was Arrested For Pretending To...
Everyone says that the reboot is usually shittier than the original and that’s the case with this story. Because this redo of Never Been Kissed is awful! A 28-year-old grown woman decided it would be...
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Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams Dissing Ellen Degeneres
Wendy Williams is recently single again, so you know that means she’s going to be turning her shade up about a million degrees on her show to cope, and lucky for us, she sure did. Ellen Degeneres...
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Open Post: Hosted By All The Free KFC Chicken Scammed By Chinese Students
Back in 2018, a hungry and enterprising student known only as Xu from Jiangsu province in China, along with a group of his friends, helped themselves to the biggest and longest chicken fry ever, and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Geriatric Millennials’ Hatred Of The Term “Geriatric...
Members of Generation X would be overjoyed at this point to be acknowledged at all, especially after years of getting cruelly mislabeled as slackers, even while most of them were being diligently...
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Open Post: Hosted By Colin Jost Sliming Scarlett Johansson During The MTV...
The 2021 MTV Movie & TV Awards were on last night and famous tree actress, Scarlett Johansson took home this year’s Generation Award. Or rather, it was mailed to her because her ass accepted from...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Lawsuit That Claims Goop’s Vagina Candles Are Explosive
Remember the Goop vagina candle? No, not the orgasm one that Travis Barker bought Kourtney Kardashian last week to get more attention. The OG pussy-scented candle Gwyneth Paltrow was shilling last...
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Open Post: Hosted By Emma Stone At The “Cruella” Premiere
The last major film premiere before the COVID-19 pandemic shut everything down was Disney’s Mulan. The gag was that after the premiere, the movie didn’t even come out in theaters because of the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Teletubbies’ Pride Merch, Which Some People Think Is...
Like there’s really been a need for them to “come out.” Some people (Jerry Falwell) have wondered about the sexuality of the Teletubbies, for some reason. And now, the Teletubbies have partnered with...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Hidden Valley Ranch Collab With Crocs
No one expects Satan’s footwear of choice to really give a damn what gross, tasteless anti-art gets slapped over it in the name of fashion, and today’s installment of “Crocs really fucking needs to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The 111-Year-Old Man Who Credits His Longevity To...
It’s always a crapshoot to eat chicken you haven’t cooked yourself and wonder exactly which bizarre and unmentionable parts of the bird you might be eating, even though whichever deep-fried, golden...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber Showing Off His Buzzcut After Getting Rid...
Justin Bieber managed to keep the crusty critters on his head alive longer than he kept his Savannah cats Tuna and Sushi out of harm’s way, but alas, even his struggle locs finally had to be re-homed....
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Open Post: Hosted By Lil Nas X Swearing That His Wardrobe Malfunction On...
Lil Nas X was the final musical guest of Saturday Night Live’s 46th season, and he performed “Montero (Call Me By Your Name).” Lil Nas X learned just how live Saturday Night Live was when he split...
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Open Post: Hosted By Channing Tatum’s Naked Selfie
No, the naked picture above is not the one I’m talking about. The above thirst trap is from 2019. Channing Tatum posted a new picture of his hand (and a monkey emoji) covering his junk. 41-year-old...
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