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Open Post: Hosted By Kyra Sedgwick Talking About The Time She Pushed A Panic...
We’ve heard previous tales of what it’s allegedly like to attend a shindig thrown by Tom Cruise (which is to say, it can allegedly get weird). And this here is a story about a shindig that happened at...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Foiled Attempt To Use A Million-Dollar Bill At A...
I always feel like an asshole whenever I pay for a two-dollar item and have nothing smaller than a twenty, but my asshole days are clearly over and perhaps yours are, too (at least on this front),...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Tree Croissant That Looked Like An Iguana
If this had happened in Florida as you probably assumed when reading the title, it would be about the iguana in a tree that looked like a croissant and was eaten by a cracked-out local who ended up in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lizzo Drunkenly DM-ing Chris Evans
Oh God, the drunken DM. I’m sure most of us have been there. Liquid courage confidence in the moment, total shame the next day. Now, as magazines have been telling us for years, celebrities are JUST!...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pat Sajak Accidentally Solving A Puzzle On “Wheel Of...
Last Thursday Pat Sajak accidentally revealed the answer to the final puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. The letters on the board read: _ _ _TE _ RAN _ L _ (my mind immediately jumped to WHITE GRANOLA,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Garden Gnome Shortage
It’s been a month since the Ever Given, the Hot Slut cargo ship, blocked the Suez Canal for six whole days. Lots of jokes, memes, and LOLs. But the incident has sent the shipping industry into a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rita Wilson “Spitting Some Flow” On “The Masked Singer”
Now we know again where Chet Hanks got his impeccable rapping skills from. Because Rita once again revealed her own rapping “abilities” on The Masked Singer, giving us the scariest moment involving a...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Florida Couple Who Crashed Their Dream Mansion To Get...
Picture this. You’re Courtney Wilson and Shenita Jones. Madly in love. You wanna get married at your “dream home and estate”: the gorgeous Southwest Ranches in Fort Lauderdale. This place has...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber Crooning “I’m So Lonely” To Prisoners
Justin Bieber‘s real career is hosting Open Post, but he took time off last month from his busy perch over here to drag his latest pastor and pimped-out RV over to California State Prison in L.A....
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Open Post: Hosted By Oscar Nominee Glenn Close Who Did Not Win A Razzie!
The hostless, Zoom-free, and mostly maskless Oscars are happening tonight, but there’s a chance that Glenn Close, who is up for Best Supporting Actress for her role as gritty Thelma Mae Harper in...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For Steven Spielberg’s “West Side Story”
I feel like we’ve been hearing about Steven Spielberg’s West Side Story adaptation for the better part of this millennium. After being pushed back a full year cuz of the pandemic, the movie is set to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Confirmed Cast Of The “Real Housewives” Vacation...
Fire your therapist. Stop taking the Cipralex. Trash your meditation apps, yoga mats, gratitude journals, etc. They’re all moot. Because Peacock’s Real Housewives vacation mash-up spin-off is really,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Adam Sandler Flying Under The Radar At An IHOP
Adam Sandler is both rich and famous. So when Adam Sandler wants to treat himself to a stack of warm pancakes, he could instruct his limo driver to chauffeur him to the nearest IHOP, where he’d bypass...
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Open Post: Hosted By Victoria Beckham Saying She’d “Rather Die” Than Wear...
E! News says that Victoria Beckham got quite the surprise gift of lilac Crocs sent to her from none other than Justin Bieber. Well, more like sent to her by the interns at whatever PR firm works for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus’ New House (Designed By Mom) As Seen In...
Miley Cyrus’ new house (her last house was destroyed 2018 Malibu wildfires), designed by her momager Tish Cyrus, is featured in Architectural Digest. Imagine if Ellie May Clampett and Jethro Bodine...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Disaster Girl” Meme That Just Went NFT For Over $500K
I feel like I write about a new NFT (non-fungible token) situation here every time I grudgingly rise from my crypt on weekend mornings. First I struggled to understand exactly what the whole gimmick...
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Open Post: Hosted By Victoria Beckham’s Bucket Of Her Children’s Teeth
The actual tooth bucket isn’t pictured, but we’ll just have to take Victoria Beckham‘s word for it that it exists somewhere in her 7,500-square-foot clothes closet (it’s at least that big), carefully...
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Open Post: Hosted By Halle Berry’s Baby Bangs Fake Out
People says that Halle Berry was actually joking about that bob and struggle bangs she debuted at the 2021 Oscars last week. Halle made everyone wonder if something was wrong because she stepped out...
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Open Post: Hosted By Woody Harrelson Helping A Stranger Move
This past weekend civilians Alex Janin and Grant Jefferson were moving out of their walk-up New York City apartment when famous person Woody Harrelson came out of nowhere and offered to help them....
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Open Post: Hosted By Chris Pine Losing The Role Of Ryan On “The O.C.” Because...
Thanks to my Photoshop job above, you can picture what it would have been like had Chris Pine been cast as the trouble bad boy from Chino, Ryan Atwood, from FOX’s early-aughts teen drama magnum opus,...
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