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Open Post: Hosted By Kate Beckinsale’s Cat Wedding
Kitty cats! They’re great. Adorable. 10 outta 10. Cats in costumes? Even better! Kate Beckinsale agrees. She’s spent her pandemic posting cute videos of her two Persian cats, Clive and former HSOTD...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Woman Reuniting With Her Long Lost Cat Gucci After 12...
“We’ve got Gucci” sounds like the slogan of a strip mall boutique called Factory Damaged Luxury Outlet (located off Highway 8, between Tire World and a vacant Chuck E. Cheese). But in this case, we’re...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Exploding Dummies In This Fireworks Safety Video
Today is the Fourth of July. And while this year’s party might feel like a trip to the dentist instead of a day at Chuck E. Cheese’s (I mean, literally insert any news item from the past six months...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Friendship Between A Disabled Calf And A Failed...
We deserve to end this weekend on an adorable and decidedly not gross note. And what better way to do that than get into the sweet and unlikely friendship between a disabled calf and the dog who...
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Open Post: Hosted By “The Human-Sized Bat”
I’m sure I’m not the only one who saw this picture and thought, “Damn, that’s a big-ass bat.” Because damn, that is a big-ass bat. According to USA Today, some very big bats from the Philippines went...
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Open Post: Hosted By Madonna’s Topless Crutch Selfie
Madonna, whose face is looking more and more like Kim Kardashian’s surgically altered friend Jonathan “Foodgod” Cheban with every passing day, is fishing for attention on Instagram. I know, completely...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Boob Puzzle Gwyneth Paltrow Bought For Her...
Gwyneth Paltrow shared her at-home quarantine wellness routine on Goop’s website. In addition to posting some food that looks like a pile of stepped-in dog shit (“a perfect pot of lentils you can...
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Open Post: Hosted By “The Sims” Reality TV Show
If you’re a huge dork like me then you may or may not have spent countless hours playing The Sims 4 at some point in your life. Now I know, watching a virtual ant farm filled with people you’ve...
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Open Post: Hosted By Demi Moore’s Carpeted Bathroom Complete With A Couch
If you’ve ever wanted your bathroom to smell like piss infused with mold water and also risk getting electrocuted every time you vacuum, Demi Moore has the perfect bathroom for you! The New York Post...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jaime Camil Recreating His Thirst-Trap Magazine Cover 16...
Proving that Daddys just do it better, Mexican actor Jaime Camil is bringing on the down-low tingles after he recently recreated his own sexy photo from nearly twenty years ago. The original shot was...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Street Couture From Panda Express
If you’re into Americanized Chinese fast-food and dressing like you haven’t showered in days and are just about to discretely run out to pick up some orange chicken hoping that nobody notices you,...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Black Bear Who Broke Into A House For Pizza
Mmmm, night pizza. What wouldn’t I do for it? The answer is: Not much! A Canadian black bear agrees. She (I’ve decided it’s a “she” cuz I relate so much to her journey) broke into the front room of a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Hallmark Channel’s New Christmas-Themed Wine Collection
When I mention Christmas, what do you think of first? If you replied “Shitty holiday rom coms and copious amounts of alcohol to drown out my stupid family’s near-constant bickering”, then I’ve got...
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Open Post: Hosted By Machine Gun Kelly’s Obsession With Megan Fox’s Feet
Move over Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman’s legendary Size 11s! There’s a hot new foot fetishist in town, and he’s finally found his muse. Introducing Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox! In a video...
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Open Post: Hosted By Machine Gun Kelly’s Obsession With Megan Fox’s Feet
Move over Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman’s legendary Size 11s! There’s a hot new foot fetishist in town, and he’s finally found his muse. Introducing Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox! In a video...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Cat Tail That Crashed A Video Call
Thanks to coronavirus keeping everyone (who wants to live) in their homes, workplaces continue to hold meetings via video chat. And that includes the government. One Scottish Member of Parliament,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Untimely End Of Taco Bell’s Nachos Supreme (And 11...
It’s been four long months since my last trip to my local Taco Bell, which is located inside a mall. And let’s face it – I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that (that, being venture inside...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Ukranian News Anchor Whose Tooth Fell Out On-Air
Some television journalists can hold it together through difficult and unforseen circumstances––even when presenting live news, on-camera. Some journalists simply cannot. Well now, news anchors...
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Open Post: Hosted By Author Susan Orlean’s Drunken Tweets
Susan Orlean is a longtime New Yorker writer who is probably best known for writing the novel, “The Orchid Thief”, which was loosely adapted for the screen and inspired the movie “Adaptation.”, where...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mark Zuckerberg’s Sunscreenface
36-year-old Mark Zuckerberg is not like any other normal thirty-something. Mostly because he seems like a soulless robot who can never answer hard questions about his role in the decay of society. But...
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