Thanks to coronavirus keeping everyone (who wants to live) in their homes, workplaces continue to hold meetings via video chat. And that includes the government. One Scottish Member of Parliament, John Nicolson, recently had a Zoom moment involving his ginger pussy making an appearance during a work call. Hey, at least it wasn’t a side piece. That fiery ginger puss refused to stay off-camera and stole the hearts of John’s fellow MPs and also the world!
HuffPo says that John was in the middle of a committee discussion regarding children’s television. Midway between his comments, a fluffy orange tail popped up on his screen interrupting what was probably a serious point. Of course, John addressed the situation telling his puss Rojo (What a perfect name) to sit down, saying, “I apologize for my cat’s tail… Rojo, put your tail down please.”
A parliamentary committee was joined by an unexpected guest during one of its hearings – an MP's #cat.
As MPs discussed the future of public service broadcasting MP John Nicolson's Rojo decided it was the perfect moment for a Zoom star turn #AnimalNews pic.twitter.com/IoKd02P6Eb
— Animal News Network (@Animal_Newsdesk) July 14, 2020
Rojo stole the hearts of the world because he made a parliamentary committee meeting tolerable. And because of Rojo, John earned himself thousands of new followers. Nothing brings new followers like dick pics and pussy shots (cats, not vagina–but I do mean penises). And John knows what his new followers want and gave it to them:
For all Rojo’s new fans (thousands across the world it seems) – you’ve seen the tail. Here’s the face. pic.twitter.com/yKfEKbvJRL
— JOHN NICOLSON M.P. (@MrJohnNicolson) July 14, 2020
A number of people have written, trying to set Rojo up on a blind date. Several have suggested he should hook up with Choupette. As his agent can I just make it clear he’ll never marry for money. pic.twitter.com/PXhPkZhWHa
— JOHN NICOLSON M.P. (@MrJohnNicolson) July 14, 2020
Wishful thinking on John’s part, because knowing how high-brow Choupette is, I’m sure a government cat like Rojo is too working class for her. She needs the cat of a Prince or something. Snobby puss.
Pic: Twitter