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Open Post: Hosted By A Towel-Swallowing Python
When it comes to deepthroating videos, this one manages to take on a whole new meaning. Chances are you’ve seen this video about fifty times already. But if not, strap in because you are in for a...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Freezing Pussy Atop A Hydro Pole
You’ve heard of cats getting stuck up trees, only to be rescued by bulky, shirtless firemen? Well, if the same thing happens in the winter, and instead of a tree it’s a massive hydro pole holding a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Costco’s Soon-To-Be Members-Only Food Court
Well, shit, y’all. My date nights just got ruined. The aisles at Costco may be clogged with people stocking up on 900-piece chicken tender platters and 800-roll toilet paper bushels ahead of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Laura Dern’s Gone But Not Forgotten 14-Year-Old Goldfish
Laura Dern had a banner year. She won an Oscar, starred in a few critically acclaimed movies, and gifted us with more iconic Renata Klein one liners on Big Little Lies. But success, money, and glamour...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ricky Martin And Enrique Iglesias’ Joint Tour
In a parallel universe, sexually confused middle school me is VERY excited by this news. Get your bon bons ready for shaking, ladies and gays, because Ricky Martin and Enrique Iglesias are joining...
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Open Post: Hosted By KFC Singapore’s Fried Chicken Shelled Taco
Delish says there’s a new fast food craze out in the world, but this one is international so us North Americans will just have to imagine it. KFC has come up with a new product in their Singapore...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lisa Kudrow Mistaking Beyonce For Kanye’s Wife
I never thought I’d live to see the day when the Beyhive might actually come for Valerie Cherish (fortunately, Lisa Kudrow still has a fan in Lindsay Lohan). I was also surprised to learn that,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Italian Village Where Wine Flows From The Taps
As you may or may not know, the coronavirus is wreaking havoc on regions of northern Italy. But despite (or maybe because of) the fears, something truly miraculous has taken shape in the form of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Letting Playboy Know That She’s Ready To...
Thank your lucky stars, because you’re smack dab in the middle of a Dolly Parton Renaissance. The last few months Dolly’s been out there hustling her new wig line, her 50th anniversary celebration at...
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Open Post: Hosted By Aaron Carter’s Face Tattoo Tribute To His Girlfriend
Privileged white boys getting face tattoos. So in right now! Aaron Carter making scary decisions. Also so in right now. So, obviously, Aaron, who already has a few questionable tats on the ol’ visage,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The Property Brothers’ New HGTV Show...
The Property Brothers, Drew and Jonathan Scott, have gotten another show that will make them even richer. Their new HGTV show, Celebrity IOU, will be all about celebs giving back to the people in...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Double Big Mac
Sorry to break it to you, but we are living in the end times. 2020 has brought the crazy with the coronavirus pandemic, stock market plunge, election, climate crisis… Hell, even this season of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gloria Gaynor And Charo Teaching You To Wash Your Hands
Coronavirus is the thing that everyone is talking about. It’s everywhere! People are sick, toilet paper is out of stock, and forget trying to find decently-priced hand sanitizer. So it’s easy to get...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Package-Thieving Pooch
Dogs––they’re just like us. They drool, they whine, they scratch. And sometimes, they commit petty misdemeanors just because they can. Residents of McAllen, Texas were not surprised to find a stray...
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Open Post: Hosted By Charo’s Toilet Paper Tips
I’ll be honest, I hit PLAY on this video about toilet paper fully expecting to hear a coochie-coochie reference, but no such luck. It is, however, a compelling addition to a now-essential series of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rita Moreno In Steven Spielberg’s “West Side Story”
Steven Spielberg’s take on West Side Story (which is obviously something we’ve ALL been asking for) is scheduled to hit theaters on December 20, 2020, and well, by then, we may not be able to see it...
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Open Post: Hosted By Penguins Enjoying The Aquarium
Everyone, take a break from reading terrifying minute by minute COVID-19 updates, and distract yourself with some fluff. ASAP! Here, watch these cute videos of penguins that Chicago’s Shedd Aquarium...
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Open Post: Hosted By Hostess Iced Lattes
Look, now is no time to be dieting. Eat all the carbs, process all the fats and tell fiber to go fuck itself. Because last time I checked (3 seconds ago, must stay vigilant) panic eating and turning...
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Open Post: Hosted By Anti-Coronavirus Queen, Charo!
Charo already saved lives by educating us on the proper way to wash our hands with her cuchi-cuchi and Missi-pee-pee counting, as well as giving us toilet paper tips, but she’s not done. As long as...
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Open Post: Hosted By JoJo Telling Everyone To “Chill (Stay In)”
While Gal Gadot was paving the way to Hell with her good intentions and inflicting that cringe-inducing celebrity rendition of “Imagine” upon us, Queen of Telling People To GTFO, JoJo, released some...
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