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Open Post: Hosted By Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello’s Livestream
During these trying times of social distancing and self-isolation, there really is no better way to truly feel at one with yourself than to sit back, relax, and allow a totally legitimate heterosexual...
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Open Post: Hosted By Some Seniors Playing Life-Sized Hungry, Hungry Hippos
As we know, seniors are the most vulnerable to the coronavirus right now. Which is why this latest video has lit up the internet AND everybody’s collective spirits. Organizers at one senior care...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Timberlake Talking About His And Britney Spears’...
Ah, 2001. A simpler time. WAIT, nope. Let me be more specific. January 2001. That was a simpler time. Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake had been dating since 1998, she was hosting the AMAs, and JT...
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Open Post: Hosted By Christopher Meloni In A Kilt
Sigh. Thick slab of man meat, Christopher Meloni, took to Twitter to share two pics of his “Quarantine Kilt”; including one sans shirt. Any other attention whore celeb? Eyeroll! But Christopher? Oh,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The News That Shit Is Getting REAL Real
Did you know about the Waffle House Index? It’s a legitimate measurement of a disaster, because come hell or high water, Waffle House stays open. The 24-hour restaurant chain has been open during...
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Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears Claiming She Beat Usain Bolt’s 100-Meter...
Back in 2009, Usain Bolt set the record for the 100-meter dash at the Berlin World Athletics Championships. Usain did it in 9.58 seconds. Well, Britney Spears claimed to have shattered the fuck out of...
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Open Post: Hosted By The News That Betty White Is Okay!
It’s a scary time. Especially for those of us with elderly or immunocompromised loved ones. Which is why a bunch of worried Betty White fans flooded her Instagram with comments asking for health...
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Open Post: Hosted By “Tiger King’s” John Finlay And His New Teeth
If you haven’t been watching Netflix’s runaway hit docu-series, Tiger King (basically Dog the Bounty Hunter––but gay, and with big cats), you are missing out on a much-needed slice of delicious,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rita Ora’s New Eggs-treme Music Video
Another day, another example of a fool (or likely a team of fools) who just can’t manage to read the room. Rita Ora‘s music video for her latest single, “How to be Lonley”, is getting some online shit...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Ponytail-Less Ariana Grande
Yesterday those of you in the Greater Los Angeles area may have felt a low rumble ’round mid-afternoon. No, it wasn’t one of your terrifying earthquakes. It was a seismic sigh of relief coming from...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ina Garten’s Teeny Tiny Breakfast Time Cosmo
If you’re outside in NYC right now, then take your dumb ass inside NOW, you’re not supposed to be out. But while you run inside, watch for falling coochies since the poons of Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha...
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Open Post: Hosted By La LuPone Bringing Back Her Norma Desmond At A Time When...
Broadway is closed for business right now, but if you want some all-caps, bolded DRAMA and THEATRICS, go on over to Patti LuPone’s Twitter page. La LuPone’s lair of luxury (aka her basement) has...
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Open Post: Hosted By Drake Showing Off His Lonely Mansion In The Music Video...
Oprah donated $10 million dollars towards COVID-19 relief efforts, only to be outdone by Jeff Bezos (numerically if not proportionately), who in turn, has been bested by Drake. Although Drake’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Fitness Icons Jane Fonda And Richard Simmons
It’s been a minute since we last heard about Richard Simmons and his, um, unusual situation at home. But, as always, when times get tough, Richard swoops in, wearing his best lycra micro-shorts and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Elizabeth Gillies’s Spot-On Recreation Of Angelina...
Cast your minds back to a simpler time. Like 2000, when the most controversial thing you could do at an awards show was make-out with your brother in front of the cameras. Well, someone is clearly...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rita Wilson Singing The National Anthem For A Virtual...
Every day that doesn’t start with COVID-19 survivor Rita Wilson, hands primly folded, singing the National Anthem in the style of Joni Mitchell from her backyard to a low-rent video game stadium...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Hijinks-Filled Disaster Movie
A lot can happen in the span of one minute. Even during a quarantine, drastic things have gone down at this Studio 6 hotel (Motel 6’s fancy cousin). Someone set off a fire alarm or triggered the wrong...
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Open Post: Hosted By Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Saying “Moistly”
Yesterday, during his daily briefing about coronavirus in front of his house, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his quarantine beard let the gross word “moistly” come out of his lips. It was...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jada Pinkett Smith’s Concern Over Willow Smith’s Past...
The latest episode of Red Table Talk dealt with the timely topic of coping with addiction during the coronavirus pandemic. Very relatable. This past month I’ve replaced water with red wine, red wine...
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Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears’ Review Of “Dolittle”
Britney Spears is a woman of many talents. Not only is she a pop icon, a modern day Renoir, and our communism Queen, she’s also a film critic. Britney gave her review of the cinematic CGI dingle...
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