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Open Post And Site Announcement: Hosted By Accidentally In Sync Cats
This Open Post is going up extra early because I’ve got a special announcement to make, and no, the announcement isn’t that I’m leaving the site to be the Los Angeles summer gaynny (gay nanny) of...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Giant Toe From, You Guessed It, A TLC Show
Unless you’ve been living under a giant toe, you’re probably aware of TLC‘s new show My Feet Are Killing Me, which chronicles the lives of people with feet issues. I’m not sure if it’s Quentin...
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Open Post: Hosted By RuPaul Putting Pete Davidson In Drag On “SNL” Last Night
RuPaul hosted SNL last night and they did a sketch where Mama Ru tries to make Pete Davidson’s monosyllabic “Chad” character into the world’s next superstar drag queen. It was cute? Here’s the skit:...
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Open Post: Hosted By The NASA #BroomstickChallenge
Well, it’s happened again. Someone did something in a video, and then everyone did it, and then it trended on Twitter, and now we’re hearing it’s not true. Yesterday, the #NASABroomstickChallenge...
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Open Post: Hosted by Justin Bieber’s Pubestache, Which Isn’t Going Away...
Justin Bieber still doesn’t care what anyone thinks – he will NOT shave his disgusting moustache. Not for his wife, not for his adoring fans, not for his SNL performance this past weekend, not even...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Unholy Union Of KFC And Crocs
Just when you thought that Crocs couldn’t get any more attractive and fashionable, and really make you look like sex on rubber, they found a way to really prove you wrong. For those of you who love...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pizza Hut’s New Mozzarella Poppers Pizza
Those mad scientists at Pizza Hut have done it again! And this time, their exciting additions to the gourmet world aren’t just being served in the Middle East (cheeseburger crusted pizza) or China...
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Open Post: Hosted By Astronaut Christina Koch’s Excited Dog
You think YOU’RE special when your dog greets you at the door with a few licks and a dribble of excitable pee after you’ve come home from doing god knows what all night? You are nothing compared to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Couple Who Divorced Over Disputes About Nicki Minaj...
Before I start, I have to say that our founding gay forefathers and foremothers did not risk everything championing marriage equality in order to make it easier for future generations of baby gays to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Smell Of The World’s Handsomest Man
Ever wonder what the handsomest man in the world smells like? Apparently, all you have to do is ask! According to E! News, Robert Pattison, who is currently, according to science, the handsomest man...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sharon Osbourne’s New White Hair
The makers of kidney bean red hair dye are probably crying a million oceans today (something Sharon Osbourne probably can’t physically due to her latest facelift), because one of their #1 customers is...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “IM GOD” License Plate That Got A Kentucky Man $150,000
Apparently, God doesn’t live in Calabasas like we all thought. God lives in Kentucky and his real name is Ben “Bennie” Hart. But according to Bennie and his trusty dictionary, “God” has many different...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Makeup Free” Celebrity Dinner Party
Entertainment Tonight says that Gwyneth Paltrow decided to scroll through her cleric-cleansed diamond rolodex and find the numbers of her favorite celebrity girlfriends. She then called them over for...
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Open Post: Hosted By McDonald’s Scented Candles
Not to be outdone by Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goopy vagina candle and the crotch essence of Erykah Badu, McDonald’s has also joined in on the fascinating smell of beef (sorry for that). Personally, I’d...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa As Ozzy Osbourne
Now for something that absolutely nobody asked for, but is nonetheless managing to get the job done. Ozzy Osbourne is dealing with some serious ills and has canceled his tour, but he’s still making...
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Open Post: Hosted By Frankie Muniz Dancing To Ginuwine’s “Pony”
If you’re like me and you occasionally think to yourself, “Whatever happened to the kid from Malcolm in the Middle?“, you were probably surprised to discover that not only is Frankie Muniz now a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lil Nas X Crashing A Wedding
Lil Nas X stole all of the attention away from the bride on her special day by making a surprise guest appearance at her wedding at Disney World in Orlando, FL this weekend, according to ClickOrlando....
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Open Post: Hosted By Jif Peanut Butter Settling The Jif/Gif Pronunciation Debate
Jif peanut butter is trying to get some of their own “MR. PEANUT IS DEAD!” viral fame by pairing up with GIPHY to release limited edition peanut butter jars that promise to “settle the great debate”...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga As A Power Rangers Villainess
Lady Gaga is finally over herself from two Oscar seasons ago and is ready to get back to her main career of making music to promote her new cosmetics line. She’s back with a new single called Stupid...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dunkin’s Bag Of Bacon
Dunkin’ (previously known as Dunkin’ Donuts, in case you didn’t get the memo) has decided to help out those people who buy one of their breakfast sandwiches, only to pull the bacon out before throwing...
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