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Open Post: Hosted By This Naked Photo Of Miley Cyrus In A Bathtub That Cody...
Australia’s biggest pop star (that’s according to Allison when she co-hosts of Dlisted the Podcast) Cody Simpson felt that we hadn’t experienced enough raw sexual fire in our genitals this week, so he...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Guy Running Over An Entire Roll Of Bubble Wrap With...
Mashable brought us this dude in a Jeep running over an entire roll of bubble wrap. I know this probably doesn’t qualify as an ASMR vid, but this has gotta spark the same sort of neuron massage...
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Open Post: Hosted By Zooey Deschanel’s ’80s Themed Birthday Party
Zooey Deschanel seems determined to carry her manic pixie dream girl energy into her 4th decade of life. According to E! News, Zooey just celebrated her 40th birthday in the most adorkable way...
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Open Post: Hosted By Fartgate 2 And Wendy Williams Potentially Farting On...
Time for people to argue over whether or not Wendy Williams farted on live television. 2020: already doing it right. Looks like getting reamed the hell out by Cher really scared Wendy Williams and she...
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Open Post: Hosted By Henry Winkler Swearing That He Doesn’t Hate Tom Hanks
Three months ago, Henry Winkler proved that older, normal-seeming Hollywood dudes can also have messy decades-long drama in their life, when he went on Watch What Happens Live and claimed the only...
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Open Post: Hosted By Vagina Expert Gwyneth Paltrow Being Unable To Say Vagina...
If your Goop is as full of shit as Gwyneth Paltrow, please seek medical attention immediately. And I’m not talking about Gwyneth’s fake ass medical attention either, seek qualified practitioner with...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sarah Jessica Parker Confessing Whether She’s Team Aidan...
There are teenagers who have no idea what this conversation is about, and that’s because the debate between Sex and the City’s Aidan and Big has been raging on for twenty years now. But Sarah Jessica...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Sasquatch Sighting!
Nothing’s more entertaining than watching dudes on night vision traipsing through the wilderness on one of your lesser cable networks, trying to catch a glimpse of the elusive...
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Open Post: Hosted By California’s New Red Wine River
Snorkeling has never appealed to me and neither has drowning but when the body of liquid in question is 97,000 gallons of red wine – why not die for what you love? CNN reports that, due to a sprung...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Crap Caught In Nick Jonas’ Teeth During His Grammys...
I know, some hard-hitting journalism coming at you this Monday. And I’m not being sarcastic since the shit stuck in Nick Jonas’ teeth during his performance with The Jonas Brothers was big BREAKING...
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Open Post: Hosted By Fire Officials Warning TikTok Morons About The Dangers...
CBS News reports there’s a brand new viral challenge taking place on TikTok that’s certain to kill someone very soon. Some are calling it the Electrical Outlet Challenge and others are calling it the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Scratch-And-Sniff Meat Patch For People Trying To Go...
Do you get the meat sweats? Either because you eat too much of it? Or because you crave it so badly you sweat from withdrawals? (Dick meat doesn’t count here, I think.) Well, here’s the invention for...
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Open Post: Hosted By The New “Top Gun: Maverick” Recruits
As if we needed more proof that Top Gun 2: Bottoms Up is anything more than a very expensive video of Tom Cruise fapping into the wind, the film’s director, Joseph Kosinski, was interviewed for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Minnie Mouse Losing It On A Security Guard In Las Vegas
2020 has already gone off the rails, and it really went off the rails when one of the cutest mascots in the world turned into Ronda Rousey and started beating on a female security guard. Honestly,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Elon Musk’s New EDM Song
Our THC-infused, space-traversing, mecha overlord Elon Musk has given birth to a musical child prior to the one that he cyber-spermed into Grimes even seeing the light of robopocalypse day!...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa’s Super Bowl Commercial
Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I live in Boston, so it’s more like “EFF YOU, I HATE ALL OF YOU!” Sunday for a lot of people ’round here. Seriously, some Bostonians just can’t accept that we didn’t make it...
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Open Post: Hosted By Halsey Snapping At A Heckler Who Kept Screaming Her Ex’s...
Halsey and G-Eazy were on and off for a while in 2018 but ultimately broke up for good. Afterward, there were rumors that he cheated on her, and she’s made some claims that the relationship with him...
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Open Post: Hosted By Papa John’s Papadia
Since every fast food chain in the fast food game has to try to come up with their own Popeyes Fried Chicken Sandwich, Papa John’s has butt burped up their answer. They have sharted out a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Grimes’ Pregnancy Beauty Routine
Grimes is allegedly pregnant with a space cyborg baby she created with Elon Musk. And that has brought on changes to her anthropomorphic essence, thus she made a video for Vogue about the skincare and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sexy Valentine’s Day Kraft Dinner
Kraft is looking to get sexy this Valentine’s Day and is running a new Kraft Mac Is For Lovers campaign, which has me thinking, “The fuck?” Kraft’s new Big Bowl mac and cheese is apparently the...
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