Open Post: Hosted By The Crap Caught In Nick Jonas’ Teeth During His Grammys Performance

I know, some hard-hitting journalism coming at you this Monday. And I’m not being sarcastic since the shit stuck in Nick Jonas’ teeth during his performance with The Jonas Brothers was big BREAKING NEWS. Hey, they have a new song out and need to cash in on this return to the spotlight as much as possible. That hundred-year wedding won’t pay for itself.

So last night the Brothers did their thang at the Grammys by performing their new single, What A Man Gotta Do, with all of their wives–Priyanka Chopra, Sophie Turner and Danielle Jonas–in the audience. It was glittery, gold, and gay complete with each wearing a pearl necklace.

@jonasbrothers @joejonas @nickjonas @kevinjonas This is Amazing #GRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/QeFPJM6YAH

— Bela Lima (@TWFANFAMILY14) January 27, 2020

The most fascinating part of the performance wasn’t really anything going on on-stage, however, but it was something going on in Nick Jonas’ mouth. (Insert I-want-Nick Jonas-in-my-mouth-joke.) People were quick to notice as Nick was singing, that his tooth was either black… or missing… or was there something in his teeth? It was a discussion:

Who let @nickjonas on stage at the GRAMMYs with food in his teeth? Someone’s getting fired tonight pic.twitter.com/HM6J7d3Z1H

— K E V S J U N K (@KevsJunk) January 27, 2020

Obviously Nick Jonas is not missing a tooth, he’s a millionaire. He can pay for a professional wedding trailer but not a new tooth? Let’s be real here. Nick hopped on Twitter to let us know it was spinach–or something in the “greens” family. Lettuce? Kale? Who cares?

And at least you all know I eat my greens.

— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) January 27, 2020

How embarrassing! How will Nick Jonas recover from this humiliation? But the real question is: Why were people making this joke about Priyanka Chopra on Nick’s tweet:

Her name is GREEN now ? pic.twitter.com/OARITg8pFL

— ᏚᎪᎷᏴᏆᎢ (@TheSambitsamaI) January 27, 2020

Green* pic.twitter.com/KowG7Lvp3G

— shady (@slayingsaad) January 27, 2020

What kind of Poison Ivy pussy do you think Priyanka Chopra has?

Pic: Twitter