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Open Post: Hosted By Céline Dion Giving Her Opinion On The “Titanic” Door Debate
National Treasure (of Canada–we claim that French-Canadian Queen, thanks!) Céline Dion was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon talking about her new album Courage. Well since Céline is about as...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Posing With Cash At The Recently-Bankrupt...
I don’t really know what Tori Spelling is trying to do here but it’s not working… at all. Tori, whose show just got canceled (but maybe it didn’t), was at Barneys the other day, which is weird because...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kirsten Dunst Talking About How She Refused To Fix Her...
Kirsten Dunst may question whether she’s been adequately compensated for her years of acting service, but she should never – NEVER – doubt her recognized value in the world of not-perfect teeth. She’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $1 A Night Hotel In Japan That Comes With A Catch
USA Today reports that a new hotel has opened in Japan that is perfect for YouTubers, people who have sex on camera, and people who are afraid of getting murdered in a strange hotel. I mean, that...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Derulo Thirst Trapping The Hell Out Of Instagram
Jason Derulo, who is starring in Satan’s latest piece of propaganda (the movie Cats), posted a picture to Instagram which really is only done for one reason: thirst-trapping. Jason Derulo probably saw...
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Open Post: Hosted By Two Guys Fighting Over An Airplane Window Shade
I pose to you this question – who controls an airplane’s window if its straddling two rows? Do you break out a tape measure and the row with the most window on their side wins? Insider brings us this...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Whose Life And Arm Were Saved By A Taco
At one time or another, food has saved all of our lives. Who hasn’t battled heartbreak, bad news, or depression with ice cream, or chimichangas, or a can of Dinty Moore beef stew, or Wendy’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Shania Twain Not Actually Shading Taylor Swift To Our...
Dear sweet Shania Twain not only let somebody style her hair into a poop emoji at the American Music Awards, she also got caught trying to outshine the queen of shade, Miss Aretha Franklin, when it...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ariana Grande’s Real Hair
What you see above is Ariana Grande, and while the hair on her head is real, it’s not all hers. Not everyone has been blessed with Crystal Gayle’s hair genes. Which means that when Ariana wants her...
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Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus’ Modern Mullet
Miley Cyrus can barely take a shit without telling the whole world about its size, weight, and texture. And apparently, the same is true of her hair. Miley’s mom Tish Cyrus gave her a haircut, the end...
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Happy Thanksgiving From Al Roker And His Arch Rival Butter
While many are lubing up their brains and souls with morningtime vodka to prepare themselves for dealing with their family all day today, Al Roker was fighting with butter during the Macy’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Theroux At Jennifer Aniston’s Fakesgiving
Us Weekly says that Jennifer Aniston had her annual Fakesgiving event at her house with all her fabulous rich and famous friends. Well, among those friends was her ex Justin Theroux. Yes, Jennifer is...
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Open Post: Hosted By Elliot Reuniting With E.T. To Sell Cable
Is this delightful or just a kick in the balls from abject capitalism? Comcast has a new ad called “A Holiday Reunion” and it features actor Henry Thomas reprising his “Elliot” role to reunite with...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Black Friday Brawl In Pennsylvania
Black Friday wouldn’t be complete without footage of rabid shoppers elbowing each other in the throat to get their hands on discounted flatscreens and the hottest toys for tots. The Lehigh Valley Mall...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Pussycat Dolls’ Return Performance
Just last week, the Pussycat Dolls announced that they were reuniting for a little tour in the UK. Well, they’re here. That was not a long wait at all. They made their grand return to UK television on...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Black Widow” Teaser Trailer
We’ve been waiting a long time for a standalone movie starring one of, like, two main female superhero characters from The Avengers universe. Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Black Widow is a part of The...
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Open Post: Hosted By The News Of Lil Bub’s Remains Possibly Going Into Space
Internet superstar pussy Lil Bub passed away in her sleep earlier this week. She was 8 years old. Well, even though Lil Bub’s gone, she will not be forgotten, as her caretaker, Mike Bridavsky, has a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pantone’s Color Of The Year
To quote Kate Hudson in Bride Wars: IT’S BLUE! Technically it’s Classic Blue 19-4052. And it’s the official color for 2020, according to Pantone and their annual tradition of picking a color that they...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber’s New Neck Tattoos
25-year-old Justin Bieber has been going through a time of change recently. He got married to Hailey Baldwin in front of GOD, and has been reflecting on his past racism and his treatment of women....
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Open Post: Hosted By An Amazon Driver Expressing His Appreciation For Treats...
And once in a great while, someone does something nice and someone really appreciates it and, for a moment, the world’s not a huge festering boil full of evil pus. Thrillist reported on this clip of...
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