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Open Post: Hosted By The Ungodly New Version Of The Alphabet Song
The Huffington Post says that this new version of the Alphabet Song was made in 2012 by Dream English, which is a site that teaches English to people by making “educational music that is not only...
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Open Post: Hosted By Arnold Schwarzenegger Pumping Iron With Chris Pratt
You have to wonder if Chris Pratt isn’t more excited about being related to Arnold Schwarzenegger than he is about being married to Arnold’s daughter, Katherine Schwarzenegger. And that when...
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Open Post: Hosted By Bill Murray Revealing His Dream Of Working In The...
Bill Murray recently went on Amy Schumer’s podcast and he talked about his dream job: working at P.F. Chang’s. But not just any P.F. Chang’s, the one in the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International...
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Open Post: Hosted By Queen Of Christmas Mariah Carey Declaring That “It’s Time!”
October 31st is over. Put away those skeletons, wipe off last night’s make-up, and pull that My Little Pony butt-plug out of your ass. Costume time is over! Queen of “Festive“, Mariah Carey, is here...
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Open Post: Hosted By Carrie White’s Car Accident
USA Today says that one 20-year-old Sidney Wolfe totaled her Toyota Corolla on an Ohio highway last weekend while dressed up as a blood-stained Carrie White from Carrie. But her terrible night turned...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa Feeding A Bear An Oreo With His Own Mouth
Sadly, Jason Momoa fed a real bear and not a daddy bear like we were all hoping. Jason Momoa is many things. Incredibly sexy. Haver of amazing hair. Lover of animal and nature. Speaking on the former,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Popeyes Fans Waiting Hours For The Return Of Their...
The Popeyes chicken sandwich is back, so the combined blood pressure of the American public is about to skyrocket. Yes I know that the panic setting in over this chicken sandwich across the country...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tiffany Haddish Telling The Story Of Pooping In A...
Tiffany Haddish went on the Bleacher Report‘s “How Hungry Are You?” show to push all the ten million projects and while she was there, professional basketball player Serge Ibaka prepared for her a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sephora Making The Dreams Of Introverts Come True
Having worked in retail for a few years, I know that some customers don’t mind when you talk to them, and others will run from you like you’ve got a mouth covered with oozing herpes sores (this was...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Phantom Texts That Mysteriously Appeared On Phones...
The only texts I get on the regular are either from my family or from 262-966 (aka Amazon letting me know that my jumbo pack of Fleet enemas and whatever useless trash I ordered while drunk is on its...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Three Bags Of Weed In A McDonald’s Sweet Tea
The Takeout reports that a man in South Carolina is lying, because he claims to have “found” three bags of weed in his sweet tea from McDonald’s. That part is fully believable to me, to be honest. The...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lil Pump Getting Bit By A Snake
Lil Pump was shooting a video recently when a snake he was supposed to be using as a rap accessory found him as annoying as other sighted and hearing people do and bit his ass. Ok, the snake actually...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sharon Stone Recreating Her “Basic Instinct” Move
A dewy Sharon Stone received GQ’s Woman of the Year award and recreated her most infamous film moment (no, not drunkenly shrieking at Robert DeNiro on the front lawn wearing a gold lame’ jumpsuit in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennie Garth Claiming That “BH90210” May Live On
Jennie Garth is saying to hold the goddamn phone when it comes to those claims by Fox that they have canceled BH90210. You think it’s over? It’s not over until Jennie-fucking-Garth says it’s over! And...
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Open Post: Hosted By Alex Trebek Choking Up On “Jeopardy”, Making Us All...
Beloved Jeopardy host Alex Trebek has been very open about his ongoing fight with pancreatic cancer. Recently that son-of-a-bitch disease from literal Hell returned and Alex restarted chemotherapy...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pepsi “Champagne”
Variety says that Pepsi is about to curl up a pinky and get fancy, heaux. They are introducing a new limited-edition product which will make you scrunch up your nose but also possibly intrigue you?...
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Open Post: Hosted By The YouTuber Whose Gender Reveal Included A Fart
YouTuber Paige Ginn did what YouTubers exist to do: get attention for doing stupid shit. Paige took on gender reveals by farting out colored gas in a video. And it looks like a Smurf blew smoke up her...
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Open Post: Hosted By Hotella Nutella
Yes, the Hotella Nutella is real, but no, it’s not a hotel made of Nutella. Sorry to disappoint you–trust me I’m upset too. But on the bright side, it is a Nutella-themed hotel similar to that Taco...
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Open Post: Hosted By This 10-Year-Old’s Ambitious Christmas List
When I was a kid and got computer-savvy, I basically put my Christmas list in a Powerpoint. It had all of the info Santa needed to acquire my presents. It might have even had an appendix and its own...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Bar With 70+ Big Mouth Billy Basses
Chicago’s Royal Palms Shuffleboard Court bar features a kitschy atmosphere that includes shuffleboard, loads of tropical drinks, and now a staircase featuring over 70 of those Big Mouth Billy Bass...
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