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Open Post: Hosted By The Cat Who Replaced Kate Winslet In A “Titanic” Parody
Today Kate Winslet woke up in her modest 3-bedroom bungalow in the suburbs of London. She made breakfast, sent her kids to school, did a little Facebooking, and then drove to the biscuit factory,...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Pig Befriending A Chicken
Is your day a bit awful? Did you burn your mouth on some coffee this morning? Are you hungover from last night and can’t recall if you actually said THAT to your co-worker at happy hour? Then let us...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Whose Valentine’s Lotto Ticket Gift Was A $10...
Maria Chicas got the surprise of her life on Valentine’s Day after getting a lotto ticket from her husband on Valentine’s Day. No, she wasn’t shocked because he gave her a LOTTO TICKET AS GIFT, but...
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Open Post: Hosted By Macy Gray’s Rendition Of “The Star-Spangled Banner”
The 2022 NBA All-Star Game between Team LeBron and Team Durant happened last night at Cleveland’s Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse. And Macy Gray is the artiste who sang the National Anthem, The...
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Open Post: Hosted By The 500-Pound Bear, Hank The Tank, Who Has Broken Into...
Yogi Bear and that little bitch Boo-Boo can get fucked. NPR reports that there’s a brand new bumbling sustenance-stealer on the scene! Introducing Hank the Tank, the 500-pound black bear who’s broken...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Spelling Manor, Which Is Back On The Market For $165...
If you have a spare $165 million burning a hole in your untraceable overseas bank account, I can think of no better use for it than buying a one-of-a-kind piece of Hollywood history. Dirt reports that...
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Open Post: Hosted By Geese Marching In A Danish Parade
And now for something good going on in Europe: goose parades! They’re exactly what they sound like; a gaggle of geese dutifully march, one by one, in a parade led by a person playing a whistle and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For The Trailer For “Bullet Train” Starring...
Bullet Train starring Brad Pitt is out this July, and so it’s that time for Sony Pictures to start shoving all things Bullet Train down our throats, starting with a teaser trailer for a trailer for a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Brach’s Late Night Taco Truck Jelly Beans
Everyone has a secret love of some disgusting food. I, for one, fervently advocate for candy corn and those awful pumpkins that come out only for Halloween. They should be year-round for deviants like...
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Open Post: Hosted By Beano, The Cat Who Is Obsessed With Dinner
Love comes in many shapes and sizes and people will do the craziest shit because of it. Cats are no different. Speaking of which, meet Beano, the cat who just LOVES dinner! Like Katharine Hepburn and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Mini “Romy And Michele” Reunion At The SAG Awards
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion came out in 1997. And the titular high school reunion took place ten years after graduation, but it’s been 25 years since that movie was released and blessed us...
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Open Post: Hosted By “The Baby,” HBO’s New Show About A Murderous Infant Who...
The 1988 camp classic Killer Klowns from Outer Space is getting a horrifying update. Killer Klowns just don’t pack the same punch as they used to, thanks in part to the upstanding way Violent J and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Wheel Of Fortune” Feather In Your Cap Debacle
It is a universally acknowledged truth that if you wanna feel dumb, you watch Jeopardy!, and if you wanna feel smart you watch Wheel of Fortune. And if you caught last night’s episode of Wheel of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Joy Behar Wiping Out On “The View”
Looks like Meghan McCain finally mastered the art of astral projection, because her nemesis and former The View co-host, 79-year-old Joy Behar, fell hard and had a Life Alert moment on the show today....
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Open Post: Hosted By McDonald’s Getting Sued Over Their Perpetually-Broken...
If you’ve ever gone to McDonald’s to order ice cream, there’s a good chance you’ve heard, “The ice cream machine is up and working today!“. And that’s because the ice cream machines at McDonald’s are...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Video For “Chai Tea With Heidi,” Heidi Klum’s Song...
We all know her as a model, actress, and owner of $2 million dollar legs, but did you also know that Heidi Klum can also sing? If you count breathy autotune as singing then Heidi is a bona fide...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mark Zuckerberg’s Sister’s Crypto-Themed Version Of...
Sometimes a delightfully cute story goes viral and captures the imagination of a people. Like when a dog rescues a baby or a cat does a funny dance. Unfortunately, today’s story is neither delightful...
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Open Post: Hosted By Macy Gray, Michael Bolton, And Sisqó Joining America’s...
It’s been almost two years since it was announced that the US will do its own version of Eurovision after EVERYONE (read: no one) looked at Eurovision and thought, “This would be so much better if...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Is It Cake?” Trailer
Remember that dark period of Internet history where we all kept seeing videos of people cutting into things that looked like they were not cake but in fact, it turned out they were cake? We are going...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “The Unbearable Weight Of Massive...
His hairline? High and tight. His beard? Trimmed and dyed to perfection. With clear eyes and full heart, Nicolas Cage simply cannot lose playing the role he was born to play— Himself. Move over John...
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