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Open Post: Hosted By Minnie Mouse’s New Stella McCartney Pantsuit For...
Fresh off the M&Ms getting a makeover, Disney has given Minnie Mouse a little makeover. The cartoon mouse–who is not real and not human–is going to be wearing a pantsuit during Disneyland Paris’...
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Open Post: Hosted By Willow Biden, The New White House Cat
According to NPR, Dr. Jill and President Joe Biden adopted a cat into the First Family, a gray tabby girl named Willow. Now, a person more cynical than myself might suggest that Willow is a band-aid...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Sneaky Cat Stealing A Ball From A Dog
Happy Caturday! If you currently don’t have an eye on your cat, then I suggest you do so right now because you may be missing a few of your favorite watches and necklaces! Cats are pretty stealthy but...
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Open Post: Hosted By The QUEEN’s New Ketchup Sauce
Have you ever started pouring ketchup on your freshly cooked Kirkland Signature burger and thought, “Gee, wouldn’t it be wonderful to have a sauce that was created and distributed by the United...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Telling Taco Bell To Bring Back The Mexican...
Dolly Parton’s little Moderna vaccine was cute and all, but if she can get Taco Bell to bring back my beloved Mexican Pizza, she can safely be named America’s Greatest citizen. Shortly after burying...
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Open Post: Hosted By Taron Egerton’s Dancing Thirst Trap
Taron Egerton is currently working on London’s West End and will be in a play called Cock which is in rehearsals and begins in March. And after Googling “Cock play,” I can tell you that most of the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Eating Her Own Vagina Candle In A Super...
Super Bowl LVI is going down on February 13, and so brands are starting to release teasers for the commercials they are paying zillions for. Gotta get their money’s worth! Uber Eats’ Super Bowl...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Full Trailer For “Joe vs. Carole”
Well, it’s time to test what little relevance anything Tiger King-related still has, as the Peacock miniseries, Joe vs Carole, will soon be upon us. The Netflix documentary, Tiger King: Murder,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $11.7 Million Pure Gold Cube Sitting In Central Park...
On Wednesday morning, a 410-pound pure 24-karat gold cube was dropped in the middle of Central Park. My first thought was, obviously, rich bitch aliens. But it turns out the cube is an art piece by...
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Open Post: Hosted By Henny Penny, The Hen Who Infiltrated The Pentagon
Contrary to all those heist films from the 90s and 00s, most government buildings are very difficult to break into. In order to pull off something like that, you need a foolproof plan, a brilliant...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Pu$$y K@t Club, A Nightclub For Cats
We all know cats love lounging in cardboard boxes, but did you know that they also love hanging out in the seediest discos? TikTok user kaitlynnhollo knows exactly what kittens want and opened up her...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Giant Velveeta Box That Replaced The Gold Cube In...
Last week a pure gold cube worth $11.7 million appeared in Central Park with its own security team, courtesy of German artist Niclas Castello. The piece had something to do with… cryptocurrency?...
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Open Post: Hosted By Shawn Mendes Meditating In Front Of The Paps In Hawaii
It was only a matter of time before Shawn Mendes moved on from his breakup with Camila Cabello. I mean, there’s only so much time a young man can sit at home and grieve before he goes out there and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dollywood Offering Free College Tuition To All Their...
Dolly’s done it again, y’all! If Dolly Parton sleeps we can’t tell because she’s done her eye-makeup to look like they’re open. According to ABC/WATE, Dolly’s doing the work our government won’t or...
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Open Post: Hosted By Idris Elba’s Open Fly
Idris Elba almost let it all hang out last night at the BRIT awards while presenting Adele with the Album of The Year. In what could have been the most embarrassing thing to happen to him since he...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chris Pine’s Tiny Ponytail And Pepaw Beard
If the pandemic has taught us anything, it’s that it may be time to reconsider our long-held beliefs. If we can’t trust the government, the media, or each other, then what makes us so sure we can...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Viral Story About Indoor Shoe Etiquette
Are you a “shoes indoors” or “socks/barefoot/slippers indoors” house? Because if you’re the latter, don’t invite Kris Frieswick inside because she’ll clomp her boots all around your floor! Kris wrote...
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Open Post: Hosted By Bennifer Rubbing Their Love In A-Rod’s Face At Super...
The Super Bowl is a big event and since famous rich people spend their lives going to big events and having their pictures taken at them, that absolutely happened last night as well! Jennifer Lopez...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For “Deep Water” Starring Ben Affleck...
Talk about giving it all away in the trailer! I cannot believe that after 5,000 miles of pap stroll pavement pounded, 1,000 outfit changes, 1,000 Dunkin’ cold brews with an extra pump, 500 discarded...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Regency Era Themed Reality Dating Show “The Courtship”
I feel sorry for anyone who hasn’t had somebody make a TV show specifically for them. And to think, mere moments ago, I was one of those poor slobs. After a lifetime of disappoints and near misses,...
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