Open Post: Hosted By “The Lost City” Trailer
Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum are the latest comedy duo in Hollywood, or something! The trailer for their new movie, The Lost City, is more hammy than what’s in Don Draper’s pants! Previously...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Dolly Parton Breaking Three Guinness World Records At Once
People says that 75-years-young Dolly Parton just swept up some new accolades and busted down not one, not two, but three Guinness World Records all at once. Surprisingly none of them were for “Famous...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Rudolph Getting His Ass Whooped By Another Reindeer
It’s just a week until Christmas and as we’re all getting into the Christmas spirit (read: getting drunk and recklessly Amazon shopping), some members of the animal kingdom are celebrating the...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Toby The Puppy On Wheels
Meet Toby, the Shihzu/Yorkie rescue pup who got himself a set of brand-new wheels! Toby suffers from hydrocephalus (water on the brain) which makes it tough for him to walk on his own. But thanks to...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “The Northman” Starring Alexander...
The Northman stars Alexander Skarsgard as a ripped AF Viking returning home to reclaim his kingdom, save his Viking Queen mother played by Nicole Kidman and get revenge on Javier Bardem for playing...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Huntsman Spider Who Interrupted A COVID-19 News...
Queensland Health Minister Yvette D’Ath was giving an outdoor news conference in Australia to discuss recent COVID-19 vaccination policies when she was rudely interrupted by a huntsman spider! The...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Giant Talking Toilet From Katy Perry’s Las Vegas Show
And I don’t think that toilet is a tribute to her ex-husband Russell Brand. Since it’s orange, maybe it’s a tribute to Trump? Whatever the case may be, Katy Perry’s Las Vegas residency Play will...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Golden Retrievers “Swimming” In The Snow
Time for some Christmas cuteness, courtesy of TikTokker Sarah Alyssa, aka @misssarahalyssa, and her two adorable golden retrievers, Mokie Pokie and Pluto. After their yard was covered in a meter of...
View ArticleChristmas Open Post: Hosted By Lenny The Chihuahua Getting A Puppy Friend For...
“Um, that’s a really weird-looking X Box X, which is what I REALLY wanted for Christmas.” – Lenny the Chihuahua while sniffing his present in that screenshot. Anybody with even a tenth of a working...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Possible End Of Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl
I hope you’ve been having a pleasant holiday season with life, laughter, and love because I’ve got some bad news that I’m loathed to share. Olive Garden, authentic Italian eatery and second-home to...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Man Who Denied That The Drugs Wrapped Around His...
Hiding things in your crotch is a great idea if no one finds them but if that search turns up something, it’s gonna be awkward to explain how that got there. Enter: 34-year-old Patrick Florence of...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Betty White Sharing Her Secrets To A Long Happy Life
Betty White will celebrate her 100th birthday on January 17th and to mark this important occasion, People Magazine devoted its cover to her. In the magazine, Betty shares that her secret to her...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By An Amazon Alexa Daring A Girl To Basically Electrocute...
Amazon’s Alexa is under fire after it was reported that a 10-year-old girl asked Alexa to give her a challenge and Alexa responded by telling her to play with an electrical socket. But don’t worry,...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By This Teeny Tiny NYC Apartment
A TikTok user named Axel Webber has gone viral after posting a tour of his self-proclaimed “Smallest Apartment in New York.” Axel lives in the West Village, the same neighborhood as celebs like Sarah...
View ArticleNew Year’s Open Post: Hosted By Mariah Carey Taking A Casual Dip In A Hot Tub
Oh, look, it’s Mariah Carey showing off how I plan to spend my New Year’s Eve. But instead of slathering myself in tons of fucking sequins, I’m going to slather myself in tons of sweats. And instead...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus’s Incredible Disappearing Top On New Year’s Eve
2021 has officially drawn to a close whether you liked it or not (if you liked 2021, please kindly remove yourself). And as humans are creatures of habit and ritual, we decided to signal the start of...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Dulcé Sloan Declaring “No More Broke Dick” In 2022 While...
The CNN anchors love to get lit for New Year’s Eve and this year was no exception. A clip featuring Don Lemon and comedian Dulcé Sloan is making the rounds of the Internet after the two got a little...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Weeknd’s Latest Look
This might be The Weeknd’s most shocking aesthetic choice yet. He went…OLD. By choice! Every showbusiness plastic surgeon just dry heaved until their throat collapsed. The Weeknd loves to have a...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Cher’s Declaration That She’ll Never Go Gray
Cher may be 75-years-young, but, like my great-aunt Shirley, she will never, ever, ever let her hair go gray! The icon (Cher, not Shirley) is currently starring in a M.A.C. Cosmetics campaign with...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Feud Of The Century Between Elmo And Rocco
The beef of the century is happening before our very eyes and apparently, it’s actually years in the making. Polygon says that Sesame Street‘s Elmo encountered his nemesis, Rocco The Rock, back in a...
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