The CNN anchors love to get lit for New Year’s Eve and this year was no exception. A clip featuring Don Lemon and comedian Dulcé Sloan is making the rounds of the Internet after the two got a little too loose with the Goose and started talking about how the New Year would bring new dick and none of it would be broke. No more broke dick in 2022!
Don was with fellow CNN anchor, Alisyn Camerota, and comedian Dulcé in New Orleans and the sweet nectar washed away all fucks they had to give. Don started things off by dragging his haters, via The Grio:
“I don’t give a — what you think about me, what do you think about that. I don’t care, I’m a grown-ass man, and I don’t care what you think about me… I am to be able to share my point of view on television and it freaks people out and you know what. You can kiss my behind, I do not care. I don’t care. …I have one life. It is who I am, and I feel very… blessed and honored to be in this position, to be able to do this, for all of the hate I get, it’s motivation to me. Bring it. I don’t care.”
Ohh Don Lemon is loose off that goose! #CNNYE #NYE2021 pic.twitter.com/OL4lkU0zjo
— Giselle Phelps (@GisellePhelps) January 1, 2022
Alisyn is just there for the ride. And her rollercoaster of an evening continued, as Don and Dulcé got into the “broke dick” convo. Vulture says that Dulcé gave her resolution for 2022, and Don had to confirm with her a few times she’d said what she’d said. And she did!
In what was indisputably the highlight of CNN’s live broadcast, Sloan told hosts Don Lemon and Alisyn Camerota, live from their celebration in New Orleans, that her resolution for 2022 was “no more broke dick.” Off Lemon and Camerota’s confused faces, Sloan clarified in no uncertain terms, “No more broke dick. No more penis from a man that has no money.” Lemon, who infamously gets absolutely toasted during CNN’s annual broadcast, had to ask a follow-up question: “Did you say broke dick?” “Yes!” Sloan confirmed, adding in case of confusion, “To anyone who is acquiring male genitalia, it needs to be attached to someone who can also fly you to the Caribbean.”
In this economy? Dulcé is gonna be searching high and low, honey. Here’s the clip:
“You know what my resolution is for 2022? No more broke dick.” CNN is wylin
#CNNNYE pic.twitter.com/tSZtURxhRW
— Josh Sánchez (@joshnsanchez) January 1, 2022
If you watched the clip then you know that Dulcé went on to say that broke dick is usually the best dick. So if you’re going to mess with broke dick, just make sure to say NO when he asks you for $40 cash for a Lyft home. Although, it may be hard to say no when your well-worked genitals are sending a message to your brain like, “Just give him the money… even though we all know that Lyft doesn’t take cash.”
Pic: Twitter