Even though Juvenile has told us to vax that thing up, some people are still hesitant to get the COVID-19 vaccine. And A-list queens like Mariah Carey and Dolly Parton have also promoted getting vaccinated. Well, aanother A-list group of Queens to the list because the Teletubbies have all come out as fully vaccinated bundles of joy and are ready to celebrate a “Tubby hot summer.”
A couple of days ago, the Teletubbies announced that they’ve been vaccinated and shared proof in the form of a “COVID-19 Vaccination Tubby Card.” The card showed that Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, and Po share a joint birthday on February 20, 2003. This means they’re all 18 years old. It also means that they were born six years prior to the first episode of the Teletubbies airing in 1997. The Teletubbies were replaced by clones: Confirmed.
The cards also say that Tinky and Laa-Laa received two shots of the “Noo-nson & Noo-nson” vaccine. Of course, this must be the Teletubby version of Johnson & Johnson but you’re only supposed to get one of those! Also, their second dose was on July 22, 2021… which is the future. Time-traveling Teletubbies? I guess!
Most exciting was the promise of a “Tubby hot summer,” which must be the Teletubby version of “Hot Girl Summer”–which sounds like something that goes down at a Furry convention.
NOOO YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO GET 1 DOSE OF THAT ONE pic.twitter.com/iojc3IzIkM
— Jack (@jackSTFUpls) July 7, 2021
astra tubbica
but wait…how did they get a second dose on a day that hasn’t even happened yet… pic.twitter.com/WgVOoylFnz
— ً (@sserenities) July 7, 2021
Check the patient numbers–who the fuck were the other 93,751 patients in Teletubbyland?
The tweet has been liked almost half a million times. How sweet to see we’re all collectively so happy for the Teletubbies’ health. Here’s hoping there are no negative side effects from the vaccine. Eric Clapton has been worried he may never be able to play guitar the same again. What if something like that happened to the Teletubbies? Imagine poor Tinky-Winky’s TV gets stuck on The Golf Channel.
Pic: Instagram