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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Lil Uzi Vert’s Pink Forehead Diamond And...
The glittering jewel of the Lil Rappers’ constellation of physical adornments is back! Lil Uzi Vert has put his $24 million pink diamond back into his forehead meat. He must have known it was unsafe...
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Open Post: Hosted By Adam Driver Turning Into A Centaur In A New Burberry...
Adam Driver is a man of many talents, like using The Force and singing while pretending to eat pussy. Add another to the list of this man’s sturdy qualifications. Along with some thirst trap shirtless...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lenny Kravitz Dropping A Thirst Trap While Doing Some...
Lenny Kravitz done got us again, y’all! We were just minding our business when 57-year-old Lenny decided to drop a thirst trap that involved both a hot man and a hot man building something. Gather...
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Open Post: Hosted By Carrie Bradshaw Wearing Forever 21
In case ya haven’t heard, they’re filming the Sex and the City reboot, And Just Like That, all over NYC this summer. This means people get a sneak peek of Carrie Bradshaw & Co’s fancy fashions via...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jetpack Man Hovering Over L.A.
Last Wednesday, a curious phenomenon cavorting in the moody and ribbony, caramel haze otherwise known as the sky over Los Angeles, appeared for the fourth time since it was first spotted in 2020. Not...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Snakes Taking Over Florida
Florida already hosts plenty of dicks in the form of idiots doing stupid shit over there, not to mention the ever-renewing supply of menacing animals trying to kill everyone when they’re not being...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “Venom: Let There Be Carnage”
Really what I’ve wanted to do since the first Venom movie came out in 2018 was go into a cryogenic sleep until today, the day the first trailer for Venom 2 came out. Sadly that proved impossible. And...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lorde Remaining Unfazed During The Spicy Wing “Hot Ones”...
Have you seen Hot Ones? It’s this show on YouTube where host Sean Evans makes celebrities eat chicken wings smothered in increasingly spicy hot sauces. The final wing is covered in a hot sauce with an...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Owls Who Got Into A Staring Contest With A Doorbell Cam
Ahhh, owls. With their big eyes, round faces, and impressive hunting skills, these feathery cuties are basically the kitty cats of the sky. Except way rarer, meaning an owl sighting is so, so special....
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “He’s All That,” Which Jameela Jamil...
The original She’s All That wasn’t really all that to begin with so people had low expectations for He’s All That, the gender-swapped remake starring TikToker Addison Rae, going in. Well, the trailer...
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Open Post: Hosted By The KFC Pop-Up Hotel In London
Being left out of the conversation during The Great Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019 must have been devastating for the marketing department at KFC. So, rather than simply make a sandwich that people are...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Unicorn Clues Left By Criminals In Colorado
The unicorn figurine in this pic looks like something out of Mariah Carey‘s closet after being on the receiving end of a unicorn bukkake party. But it’s just a cruel tease, because this particular...
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Open Post: Hosted By A “Mannequin Lamp” At Baggage Claim In London
Whenever I’m at baggage claim, the most interesting thing that happens is when some Type-A dude in a business suit screeches into his phone that all the black luggage looks exactly the same, and he...
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Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Weir Dragging Someone For Mocking His Olympics...
As a figure skater, Johnny Weir not only does Johnny bring athleticism, grace, and strength to the arena, but he brings PAGEANTRY, HONEY! And with the 2020 Summer Olympics coming to an end, Johnny...
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Open Post: Hosted By Arby’s New Swimwear Line
When I say, “Beefy Aloha Swimsuit,” what do you picture? Your mind may have gone somewhere dirty, but me? I’m thinking Arby’s! Specifically the fast-food chain’s new “Summer Swag” clothing and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $50,000 Tiny Home That Elon Musk ALLEGEDLY Lives In
One of the richest and most self-obsessed men in the world, Elon Musk, has once again tried to convince us of something which will have most people scoffing. Elon, whose net worth is currently at $182...
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Open Post: Hosted By Brendan Fraser Getting Emotional Over A Fan Telling Him...
Twenty years ago Brendan Fraser was hot leading man shit. But after accusing the former president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Philip Berk, of sexual assault, he felt blacklisted by the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Time Billy Crystal Got High Before His MRI
Earlier this week Billy Crystal (seen above with stoner eyes provided by Photoshop and me) went on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and shared a talk-show-anecdote about how he recently got...
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Open Post: Hosted By Taco Bell’s Snazzy New Touchless Drive-Thru
The bastion of innards-torching that is Taco Bell never stops innovating, whether they’re heartlessly dropping menu items, launching pop-up hotels, or cranking out highly lucrative hot-sauce packets...
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Open Post: Hosted By Yvette Nicole Brown’s Discovery That Matthew McConaughey...
Since we can’t seem to go very long without hearing about more of Hollywood’s derelict showering habits, today’s Open Post is a continuation of that theme, but also a bit of a pleasant surprise for a...
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