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Open Post: Hosted By Sir Anthony Hopkins Revealing That He Thought “Silence...
Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) and Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) reunited for a virtual chat for Variety’s Actors on Actors interview series. They discussed their respective careers and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dakota Johnson Admitting She Lied About Loving Limes
Way back in March of 2020, Architectural Digest dropped one of their celebrity house tour videos starring Dakota Johnson. Her house was actually pretty cool. Lots of bookshelves, wood, art, plants,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Euli, The Cockatoo Who Helped With A Marriage Proposal
Australia is typically a dependable source of fuckery and carnage from the animal kingdom, and where birds are concerned, you don’t want to mess with a Cassowary. But today there is a story with a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck Balancing His Packages And Dunkin’ Coffee...
Like most of us this past year, full-time pap stroller and part-time actor, Ben Affleck, orders 98% of his shit online. He might also obsessively track everything and refresh the page 700 times on the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez Semi-Recreating The Video For “Love Don’t...
Jennifer Lopez decided to do a bit of a reshoot of her 2000 song Love Don’t Cost A Thing from her second album which gave her the name JLo. It’s been twenty years since JLo has released her album so...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dakota Johnson Pretending To Be George Clooney To Get...
I should be more specific, because I am certain at least one person read that headline above, and immediately pictured Dakota Johnson attempting some Face/Off shenanigans with a 3D printed mask of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kraft’s Pink Candy-Flavored Mac And Cheese
For some inexplicable reason, Kraft keeps trying to make itself synonymous with Valentine’s Day. Last year, they tried to suggest that Kraft dinner would be a great way to keep the kids occupied while...
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Open Post: Hosted By NYC’s Hottest Roommate
New York’s hottest roommate is Saverio Pescucci. Originally from Tuscany, Italy, Saverio the ballet dancer went viral last week after posting an ad on NYC’s Gypsy Housing Facebook group looking for a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Brian Williams Trolling Donald Trump With A Clip From...
I really don’t understand what is going on with broadcast news anymore and I don’t know that I ever will again. Apparently, there are still people left in this big wide world that sit down on a couch...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Viking Haircut That Grimes Tried To Give Her Son
Not even the cute but bizarrely-named baby of Grimes and billionaire Elon Musk can escape the grim realities of lockdown, among them amateur home haircuts. At this point, most of us are besties with...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Amber Alert For Chucky And His Son, Glen
Typically an Amber Alert scares the hell out of you by shaking you awake and out of a hot sex dream at 2:56 a.m. on a workday, hours before you have to actually get up. You try to get your heart rate...
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Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s Diamond Dogs
As if we needed further proof that Martha Stewart is unapologetically that bitch, in a recent Instagram ad for her new CBD treats for dogs, Martha casually draped her two French bulldogs, Crème Brûlée...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Broke A World Record By Eating Three...
A man from London (Ontario, Canada) has broken the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to eat three Carolina Reaper chillies. Mike Jack did it in exactly 9.72 seconds, which brings the record...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jimmy Fallon Claiming He Saw Jeff Bezos Say “Who’s Your...
Before multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos and his shady wonk-eye stirred cautious excitement in the hearts and bladders of beleaguered Amazon warehouse workers everywhere by announcing they were both...
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Open Post: Hosted By Puppies Predicting The Super Bowl
Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show now hold the dubious distinction of being involved with hosting Open Post two days in a row. But unlike yesterday’s gross revelation of Jeff Bezos hitting up Alexa...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Super Bowl LV Streaker Who Plugged A Porn Site
No sporting event is complete without some absolute attention whore running across the field. And it happened during yesterday’s Super Bowl LV. Just because it’s the “Big Game” doesn’t mean security...
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Open Post: Hosted By Hosted By The Tattoo That Mod Sun Got As A Tribute To...
At 36, Avril Lavigne still looks like a ghost that haunts the Hot Topic in an abandoned mall. And at 33, Bella Thorne’s ex Mod Sun looks exhausted from trying so hard. And according to People, these...
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Open Post: Hosted by Rebecca Black’s Tenth Anniversary Remix Of The Viral...
Where were you ten years ago on this exact date? Well, unless you’re one of those cursed brainiacs who can recall every single second of their life, you probably have no clue. Let me help you out:...
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Open Post: Hosted By Willie Nelson’s Story About Out-Smoking Snoop Dogg
Willie Nelson is 87 years old and just released his 71st solo album since 1962. Whoa… that’s 1.2 albums a year for almost 60 years! And they say marijuana makes you lazy. In a new interview with The...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $7,450 “Puppet Hoodie” From Louis Vuitton
The New York Post has the newest overpriced item for the rich idiot in your friend circle. Luxe-fashion house, Louis Vuitton, has come out with a small duo of tops featuring sewn-on stuffed animals....
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