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Open Post: Hosted by Oprah Attempting To Change Her Own Duvet Cover
You know this pandemic is bad when THEE Oprah Winfrey is forced to do her own chores. Yesterday everyone’s favorite self-made billionaire (hey, she’s better than Kylie) posted an Instagram video of...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Lonely Eels You Can FaceTime With
With all of the hurt and devastation being felt around the world right now, it is easy to forget about how these troubling times are being felt by some of God’s simpler creatures. No, not Paris...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Street Painting Portraits Of 50 Cent As Various...
Like the rest of us, 50 Cent is confused as to why his likeness is being plastered all over buildings in Australia, depicted as various famous people, including Taylor Swift, Kim Jong-un, Post Malone,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Florida Woman Who Went Wild On An SUV For Blocking...
Be careful the next time you’re driving because if you pass that crosswalk line, your car may be hit with a swift kick of JUSTICE. That’s the punishment one Florida driver got from the Keeper Of The...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Looks From Billy Porter And Vogue’s Crowdsourced...
The first Tuesday in May should find us oohing and guffawing over our keyboards as we play judge, jury and executioner to the celebs and the looks they served up at the previous day’s Met Gala. It is...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Baseball Player Putting Ketchup On His Tacos
Ketchup! It’s a great way to moisten/add unnecessary sodium to classic meals like burgers, fries, eggs, grilled cheese, hot dogs, etc. Hell, I’ll put that shit on my BLT, poutine (I know!), and of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kim Cattrall Lusting After Super Mario In An Old...
An old Nintendo commercial from 2012 has been making the rounds on the internet again because it somehow magically blends the worlds of video games and Sex & the City‘s Samantha Jones. Yes, Sex...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Asparamancer Of England Who Uses Asparagus To Tell...
Miss Cleo, WHO?! The Asparamancer has arrived to give her predictions for the future. And what’s an “asparamancer” you ask? Someone who reads the future via asparagus, DUH. I guess I’m an asparamancer...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jim Parsons’ Newly Bleached Hair
Needless to say, months of quarantine has caused many of our greatest public figures to make questionable choices. I don’t have to remind you about Gal Gadot’s attempt at becoming the new Yoko Ono. Or...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jake Gyllenhaal’s Quarantine Love Song
Beyond being a sourdough daddy, some of you might not know that Jake Gyllenhaal is a multi-faceted Broadway queen at heart. And he’s here to serenade you with a love song during the time of corona...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Shirtless Jason Momoa Throwing Tomahawks
Jason Momoa posted a video to his Instagram of him passing on some knowledge to his 11-year-old son, Nakoa-Wolf. We know Jason Momoa is a wild man who feeds bears with his face, so clearly this...
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Open Post: Hosted By Four Bears Who Broke Into A Cabin To Steal Snacks And Beer
This past weekend Michelle Eberhart and her friend were vacationing in a rented mountain cabin in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, when they received some unexpected visitors. Don’t worry, this isn’t the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Papa John’s Extremely Modest And Tasteful Home
Papa John’s founder, John Schnatter, has been stuck at home and so he decided that he shouldn’t be the only one to experience his amazing and beautiful sprawling castle-like mansion and so he shared...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck And Ana de Armas Kissing In A...
It’s been *checks calendar* THREE DAYS! since we’ve seen tangible proof of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ earth-shaking, global warming causing, thigh-melting, unbridled passion. I know, I’m worried,...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Real Life Coyote Chasing A Roadrunner
For anyone who stares blankly before drifting off whenever anybody mentions “Saturday morning cartoons“, you’re probably too young for this story. But, needless to say, this clip of an actual coyote...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tommy Lee Getting Pummelled By His Wife’s Purse (For...
Tommy Lee’s current wife, Brittany Furlan Lee, is an all-natural actress and former Vine “star” turned TikTok “star” with many, many followers. Tommy shows up in many of his wife’s TikToks, and in...
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Open Post: Hosted By These Sex Doll Seat Fillers
The proprietors of The Open Hearth restaurant in South Carolina asked the 1940s mannequins at The Inn at Little Washington in Virginia to hold their beer (a mistake given their fingers are fused...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chuck E. Cheese Masquerading As “Pasqually’s Pizza” On...
There was a time as a child when going to Chuck E. Cheese seemed like the best thing in the world. As an adult I can’t think of anything worse. Children screeching, baby vomit-splattered floors,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Derulo “Breaking” His Teeth On A Corn On The Cob...
If you got to this page after Googling “Jason Derulo getting his corn hole drilled,” then I am sorry to tell your perverted ass to drop the lotion and pull up your chonies because this is a G-rated...
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Open Post: Hosted By An Ocean City Bar Using “Bumper Tables” For Social...
As some cities begin to open up after the COVID-19 quarantine, restaurants are coming up with creative ways to keep their customers away from each other, like using blow-up dolls, mannequins in...
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