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Open Post: Hosted By A Seagull Who Flew Into A House And Puked On The Kitchen...
In the rankings of asshole birds, seagulls will always come in at #1 by a mile (don’t get me started on their closest competitor, the hoary puffleg— they know what they did). According to Metro UK,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Two Guys Playing A-ha’s “Take On Me” On The Washing Machine
Those people who have newer washing machines (RICH BITCHES!) know that it makes shrill, chirpy noises that actually sound better than most of the music out there right now. But some of those people...
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Open Post: Hosted By Henry Winkler’s Sexy Santa Quarantine Beard
Leave it to Henry Winkler to make a Jimmy Fallon interview much, much more watchable. Henry was a guest on The Tonight Show, and while Jimmy did what Jimmy does (threaten to put Velveeta out of...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Safe Hug” Inflatable Costumes That Are Selling Out
These are bleak times for many, but not everyone, like those in the inflatable costume game. Because of social distancing and the fear of killing our elderly by hugging them, there’s been a major...
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Open Post: Hosted By The 12-Year-Old Italian Boy Who Isn’t Scared Of A Huge Bear
HuffPo says that an Italian boy showed nerves of steel when a bear crept toward him in the Adamello-Brenta Nature Park in Trentino, in northern Italy. 12-year-old Alessandro Breda was having a picnic...
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Open Post: Hosted By Keaunu Reeves Continually Messing Up The Original Title...
Keanu Reeves is a modern Canadian Renaissance man. Award-winning actor (THREE MTV Movie Awards, thankyouverymuch), humble philanthropist, avid motorcyclist, internet meme, alleged immortal, and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mike Tyson Desperately Trying To Tear Off His Shirt
Even Mike Tyson’s pigeon friends are cringing… 53-year-old Mike Tyso has reportedly pondered a comeback in boxing or another combat sport. Perhaps that “combat sport” is professional wrestling,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Catherine O’Hara’s Virtual Acceptance Speech
Catherine O’Hara is an undisputed Canadian Comedy Queen, but even she managed to out-legend herself on Thursday in a video that has since made the rounds and is currently putting every single...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Coyote Playing Mini-Golf
And now for another chapter in Dlisted’s ongoing series of coyotes behaving like cartoon coyotes. One family in Tarzana, CA, got a close encounter of the adorable kind when their night-censor cameras...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Costco’s Free Samples
Put those fears of coronavirus aside! It’s time to risk it all for one of those hot-plate-heated samples of questionable cleanliness from Costco! Society is healing! Today says that back in March,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Number 12 Clock Revelation
My apologies to anyone who read that title too fast and thought this has something to do with a 12-inch cock, or 12 cocks, or anything of that nature. But this is great news for people who are easily...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ninja Rat
The streets are full of fighting and we don’t need any more of it, but I do have one video of street-fighting which you shouldn’t find overly controversial. Unless you’re really passionate about Tom...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Social Distancing Shoe
Burger King invented social distancing crowns. Restaurants are using social distancing bumper tables. Now is the next iteration of post-coronavirus life: social distancing shoes! We’ve moved into the...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Cat’s Sneezing Attack
Today in wet pussy news, here’s a video of a little grey cat having one helluva sneezing attack and serving their best impression of an excited squirrel. Try to contain your rage when the human...
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Open Post: Hosted By Caesar, The Protesting Llama
Contrary to popular belief, there are actually llamas out there who have no time for drama. One of them happens to be Caesar, a cuddly five-year-old therapy llama who is somehow able to maintain his...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Phantom Pizzas Of Belgium
Normally, I would never think of pizza as something to be scared of (I tend to run towards pizza, not away from it). In fact, I have had vivid, sexually charged dreams about tomato sauce and cheese on...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Phone Charger That Had To Be Removed From A Man’s...
Sex is weird. People make a lot of interesting choices when it comes to achieving sexual gratification. Dressing up like giant animals. Kinky bondage stuff. Or this 30-year-old man who allegedly...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chris Cuomo “Accidentally” Showing Up Naked On Instagram...
Chris Cuomo was locked in his basement with coronavirus for weeks, so maybe he’s emerged a new man? And part of that includes wanting to be naked all the time? Because he’s free of the bonds of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Paula Abdul Busting Out The “Forever Your Girl” Moves...
Forever Your Girl, the second single off of Paula Abdul’s masterpiece debut album, came out over 30 years ago. And since then, she’s sold millions upon millions of albums, put out many #1 hits, did...
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Open Post: Hosted By An Extremely Gourmet Version Of “British Tea”
An America TikToker (and Shannon Beador impersonator) has given us some tea recipes to add to our repertoire of “Maybe If There Was An Apocalypse And I Had No Other Options” recipes. And they are...
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