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Open Post: Hosted By Kristin Chenoweth As Carole Baskin
Tiger King, Netflix’s surreal crime docu-series that is 2% tigers and 98% crazy, continues to spread almost faster than corona. And the latest stop on this crazy train is––where else?––musical...
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Open Post: Hosted By Heidi Montag’s Time-Traveling Christian Movie––Just In...
Yes, THAT Heidi Montag. And yes, she made a movie. And while the plot of this movie is basically about time travel and trying to assassinate Jesus, it’s still easier to comprehend than the fact that,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “RuPaul’s Secret Celebrity Drag Race”
Because there’s never enough Drag Race content (another season of All-Stars, a second season of British version, the upcoming Canadian series, and, of course, the current twelfth season), VH1 has...
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Open Post: Hosted By Daryl Hannah’s Ass Fur In The Family-Friendly Edit Of...
Disney+ has banished gay sex stuff from its wholesome stage and now it’s coming for asses! Disney+ has used some extremely advanced technology to edit out Daryl Hannah’s bare ass from 1984’s Splash....
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Open Post: Hosted By Chippendales Branching Out Into Quarantine Cam Shows
Chippendales had to temporarily close up shop since it’s pretty impossible to give a horny bride-to-be a lap dance from six feet away. So to try to make some money during these times, they’ve come up...
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Open Post: Hosted By Emmy Rossum In Motion As The Flawless Hot Pink Diamond...
Over two years ago, Hollywood let us know that they were finally doing something right for once by greenlighting an eight-episode series about the official blossom of Los Angeles, billboard queen...
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Open Post: Hosted By January Jones Going A Little Corona-Nuts On Instagram
One month into lockdown-times, and many of us are losing our goddamn minds. I’ve become obsessed with spying on the couple across the street (the passion is gone, they can both do better). A friend is...
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Open Post: Hosted By A 25-Year-Old Can Of Chef Boyardee
Chances are when it comes to eating during quarantine times, you fall into one of two categories: you’re either one of those weirdos who has spent the last few weeks brushing up on your creative...
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Open Post: Hosted By Judi Dench’s Adorable TikTok Dance Challenge
And now for some much-needed wholesome content starring the one and only, Dame Judi Dench who, once this pandemic settles down, has a serious shot at landing a judging position on America’s Best Dance...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For Ryan Murphy’s “Hollywood”
Move over Quentin Tarantino, it’s Ryan Murphy’s turn to monkey with Hollywood history! And because it’s Ryan, it features twinks instead of toes. The first full trailer is here for Ryan’s upcoming...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Trudeau’s Televised Hair Flip
It’s not just you who needs a haircut badly and is willing to risk coronavirus and die to a trim. Just kidding, we’re not all that stupid. But Justin Trudeau is also avoiding getting his mane touched...
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Open Post: Hosted By Missy Elliott’s Video For “Cool Off”
You ever have one of those situations where you really just need something desperately but you didn’t know that you needed it until it’s staring you in the face? If not, hopefully you’re about to....
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Midsommar” Dress, Which Can Be Yours!
IndieWire says that A24, the production company behind Midsommar, is doing an auction for a good cause. If you’ve ever wanted to look like the entire fake flowers section of a Michael’s jumped you,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Small Irish Village That Matt Damon Is Quarantining In
I have got to hand it to Matt Damon. Two years ago, after getting dragged like a burlap sack full of bricks for his comments about diversity and a “spectrum of behavior” in regards to #metoo, he said...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Grim Reaper Visiting Florida’s Reopened Beaches
Despite coronavirus still being very much a thing, beaches in Jacksonville, Florida reopened up last week and other beaches in Florida have already reopened or are going to this weekend. Well, Florida...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Graceful Golden Retriever
Okay, standards are low and entertainment value is significantly down right now. So as a result, people are turning to Tiktok videos and onlyfans.com in order to stay sane. And, as expected, some of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Getting A Quarantine Bikini Wax
Yes, we’re at the “watch famous types get their coochie hairs waxed off” part of this quarantine. While many people are letting their field of crotch fur grow out, Cardi B is not and documented the...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Beardless Joe Manganiello
Shoeless Joe Jackson might have done something noteworthy in the sporting world (citation needed), but his feats/feets pale in comparison to the blinding expanse on the jaw of Beardless Joe...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Chaka Khan/Shaka Zulu Mix-Up On “Jeopardy!”
Jeopardy! is great because Alex Trebek is wonderful and it’s fun to watch people purposefully guess the wrong answer to things. Well, defending champion, Sarah Jett Rayburn, gave us one of those...
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Open Post: Hosted By A “Jeopardy!” Contestant Confusing Janet Jackson With...
Methinks the contestants on Jeopardy! need to brush up on their pop culture knowledge because this is absolutely loco. This week, a contestant mistook the Zulu warrior chief, Shaka Zulu, for...
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