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Open Post: Hosted by Barnum’s Animal Crackers’ New Look, Courtesy Of PETA
There’s a new box design for Barnum’s Animals Crackers and it comes at the behest of PETA. Historically, the Nabisco treat you can’t get down without flushing with a gallon of milk, came in a circus...
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Open Post: Hosted By Not The Next James Bond
When it comes to the phrase “flip-flop” mentioned around Idris Elba, I wish it would be referencing his flip-flop fuck with Chris Hemsworth on PornHub. But lately, “flip-flop” is what the rumors about...
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Open Post: Hosted By Winona Ryder And Keanu Reeves’ Decades Long Mutual Crush
I don’t know how, I don’t know why, but my cynical heart has finally found its kryptonite. Within minutes of learning that Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves would be starring in the romantic comedy...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Gyrating Jared Leto
Jared Leto’s doing what any other pop tart of his ilk would be doing to increase ticket sales for his concert tour. He’s showing some skin and working that body-ody-ody to get those thirsty eyes upon...
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Open Post: Hosted By Three Mini-Drag Queens Slaying
The three tykes that make up the TNT Boys have more sass, fire, and formation than Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj and that other woman could ever hope to possess. Your Face Sounds Familiar is a popular...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Bear Who Checked Into “The Shining” Hotel
If you’ve seen Ready Player One (don’t rush), you recall that there’s a whole sequence in the middle where (SPOILER ALERT) Steven Spielberg basically recreates Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining for the...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Return of Britney Spears’ British Accent
When the greatest export of Kentwood, Loo-see-anna, goes Cockney, it can sometimes spell trouble. While Madonna spent most of the early aughts sounding like everyone’s annoying roommate with a bad...
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Open Post: Hosted By Weird Al Yankovic Getting A Star On The Hollywood Walk...
You’d be hard pressed to find a man in Hollywood more universally liked and respected than Weird Al Yankovic. Not only does he seem like a legitimately good guy, he’s earned himself a spot among the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Taylor Swift’s Tribute To Aretha Franklin
Aretha Franklin’s body has been lying in a gold casket in Detroit so mourners can pay their respect before her funeral on Friday. In a very interesting coincidence, the subject of one of Aretha’s more...
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Open Post: Hosted By Balenciaga’s $9,000 Seven-Layer Parka
If you thought seven layers belong only in the dip served at a Super Bowl party, you are correct. But I guess Balenciaga had a really good time munching down during the Half Time show this year...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Seal Who Just Wants To Be Friends With A Butterfly
Sometimes you just have odd couples that make you wonder how they got together in the first place…like Sonny and Cher, peanut butter and bananas, and that time Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Beach Or This Door
Blue dress or gold dress. Yanny or Laurel. And now – BEACH OR DOOR. Twitter user Rebecca Reilly posted this optical illusion which could be a sandy, inviting beach with crystal blue water on its side...
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Happy Labor Day To Everyone, Especially The Poor Ass Crew Who Had To Clean Up...
Millions in Texas today are probably smoking several cigarettes while a giant ice pack lays on their genitals which got raw from them humping on anything and everything after they inhaled a giant...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Using Soda As A Chicken Finger Dipping Sauce
It is hot, hot, HAWT on the East Coast this week, and it’s making every trick lose their damn mind – especially at the U.S. Open. The tennis tournament may be known over the years for its stickler...
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Open Post: Hosted By Dame Joan Collins (And Some Others Nobody Cares About)...
The preview for American Horror Story: Apocalypse is 45 seconds long, but all you really need to see is the first few seconds, because that’s when the biggest star who has ever graced FX makes her...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West’s Tragic David Byrne Impersonation
Makers of extra wide coffins, it’s your lucky day. Because David Byrne is going to buy one, so he can put on his signature Stop Making Sense blazer, get into it and roll after seeing the latest...
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Open Post: Hosted By Shawn Mendes’ Inability To Remove His Shirt
Many in the audience probably chose to believe that slobbered over pop star Shawn Mendes was just teasing them by prolonging the removal of his shirt. Unfortunately, the GIF has been studied by our...
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Open Post: Hosted By An Albino Moose Killing A Lawn Mower
Automated things are occasionally scary and menacing. I’m sure one of us has forgotten they turned the Roomba on one time and then beaten it to death with a broom because you thought that a wild...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For The She-Ra Reboot
When the serial rebooters known as Netflix shared the first pictures from the She-Ra reboot, I got up out of my chair, walked to the nearest wall, and did an open-mouthed cry wall slide over those...
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Open Post: Hosted By Maple Syrup Shots
So, over at UsWeekly, I read this first sentence in their article about a high school football coach giving his players maple syrup shots. A football coach in Georgia has come up with an apropos way...
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