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Open Post: Hosted By Marky Mark’s Sad Daily Routine
Ever wonder why Mark Whalberg turned into an uptight spoiled sport who hates fun or why his face is the way it is? Well, you try waking up at 2:30 AM to hit the gym while subsisting on three grapes...
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Open Post: Hosted By Shay Mitchell Not Using The Product She’s Being Paid To...
Shay Mitchell is one of those Pretty Little Liars people which means that she will probably act in a few things post-hugely-popular-television series but will earn most of her money through Instagram...
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Open Post: Hosted By An Overly Dramatic Reporter During Hurricane Florence
Hurricane Florence has taken several lives and left almost a million people without power. It’s tragic and dramatic on its own, but while reporting from Wilmington, North Carolina during the...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Little Girl Dancing To The “Halloween” Theme Song
This little girl is proof of two things. The first is that some people have so much dancing energy inside them that they can dance to any sort of music whether it’s danceable to or not. Secondly, it’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson’s New Baby…Pig
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are not only engaged/potentially already married and living together in delirious happiness, they are also looking to the future and planning ahead. AKA: buying animals...
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Open Post: Hosted By Betty White Raising The Roof At The Emmys
Ratings hit a new low, and many shat on this year’s Emmy Awards for being boring apart from the winner who used his acceptance speech to propose to his girlfriend. Luckily, the producers also...
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Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Meghan’s Eyes Lighting Up While Looking At Her...
I was all about to cynically hate on Duchess Meghan for saying FUCK YES to the dress with her eyes, but I cannot blame her. My eyes would transform into exploding 4,000 watt Philips Hue light bulbs...
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Open Post: Hosted By The $12,000 Bottle Of Noah Cyrus’ Tears
Are you a mega rich bitch who is looking for something to waste your money on because you’ve gotten bored with burning it in front of the poor or blending it into lube to use while fucking a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Joaquin Phoenix Made Up As The Joker
When someone told me there was going to be a movie about the origin of the Joker, I just assumed there was a Netflix documentary about Kellyanne Conway coming out. Fun for me that they meant Batman’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Alex Trebek Shaving His Beard
Where in hell is Alex Trebek’s wife to dive into the frame and rip that trimmer out of his hand? That beard was HOT. With the beard, Alex was a piping hot combo of a daddy and an...
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Open Post: Hosted By Joaquin Phoenix In Action As The Joker
It looks like those dudes in the background are getting it on as a clown crowd watches… That might be the most interesting part of The Joker. That Joaquin Phoenix morphing into the Joker clip from the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cher Dragging Madonna On “Ellen”
In a recent appearance on Ellen, Cher reignited a long-standing… something that’s not exactly a feud per se (a feud implies two evenly matched foes)- let’s call it a “difference in approach” between...
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Open Post: Hosted By The New “Fantastic Beasts 2” Trailer Hinting At...
Most people remember where they were when they found out who shot J.R. on Dallas, but my queen self will always remember the day J.K. Rowling was that shit-stirring friend who went on Twitter and was...
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Open Post: Hosted By Will Smith Bungee Jumping Over The Grand Canyon
Will Smith spent his 50th birthday bungee jumping out of a helicopter over The Grand Canyon for a live-streamed event on YouTube. Advertised as Will Smith: The Jump, the live event was hosted by Fresh...
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Open Post: Hosted By Robin Wright Running The World In The New “House Of...
While the entire country watches Dr. Christine Blasey Ford testify to the litany of middle-aged (and beyond-middle-aged) white men who run the Senate Judiciary Committee, those sneaky bitches at...
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Open Post: Hosted By The First Official Look At Taron Egerton As Elton John
If your kink is the buff dude from the Kingsman movies giving you a “Prince William circa 2010” hairline, freshly-Nair’d gams, Phoebe Price sunglasses, and knock-off Doc Martens that you’d wear to a...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Cow Playing Fetch
It’s always intriguing when an animal does something that you don’t normally associate with that animal. For instance, like when a sea lion HURLS A FUCKING OCTOPUS at a kayaker. In a less violent...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Biggest Pumpkin In North American History
That’s a lot of potential pies. Steve Geddes of Boscawen, N.H. won 6K at the Deerfield Fair for growing the biggest pumpkin in North American history, according to Time. That pumpkin is the most...
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Open Post: Hosted By IKEA’S 75 Cent Vegan Hot Dog
It hasn’t been a great year for cost-conscious retail store hot dogs. Back in July, Costco dumped their beloved Polish hot dog in an attempt to be healthier (thankfully, Sam’s Club stepped up as the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate’s Grand Return From Maternity Leave
It’s been non-stop DUCHESS MEGHAN! PRINCE HOT GINGE! DUCHESS MEGHAN! PRINCE HOT GINGE! Well, those two can FINALLY take their wavin’ hands and smilin’ mouths to a spa for some much-much-much-needed...
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