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Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman Catching A Tarantula
The other day, Nicole Kidman got an unwanted guest in the form of a tiny, scary creature with beady eyes. It wasn’t Tom Cruise. It was a tarantula who made its way into her backyard, causing her...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West’s Terrible Shoe Sketches
In case you needed any more evidence that Kanye West is as suitable for fashion design as Kim Kardashian is suitable for rocket science, he shared some of his “sketches” on Twitter from his new Yeezy...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tom Hardy As Al Capone
Your genitals probably jumped off of your body, ran out the door, threw themselves into a bucket, and begged a kind soul to fill that shit with concrete before throwing ’em into the lake so they can...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Baaaaaaad Goat Invasion In Boise
Kids do the darndest things. OK, fine, I’ll stop. Residents of one Boise neighborhood woke up this morning wondering if shrooms had somehow gotten into their drinking water because instead of coffee...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog That’s Not Actually A Dog, But A Bear
This open post could also have been hosted by “HOLY SHIT, IT’S A BEAR,” because, holy shit, that’s a bear. Mashable has brought us this YouTube video depicting a rather scary incident that will surely...
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Open Post: Hosted By Human Face Pies
Who the hell is going to eat these besides a cannibal weirdo from the Dark Web? Laughing Squid was evil enough to feature this Facebook video of these pies with human faces. And please note, these are...
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Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears Forgetting What City She Was Performing In
Britney Spears had a “Durh, where did I just fly five-hours in a private jet to?” moment while performing in the UK for her tour. While she was in Brighton putting on a hugely gay performance for...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Thought Keith Urban Was Broke And Paid For...
When Keith Urban was part-judge, part-referee during the delightful Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey season of American Idol, his scruffy appearance did seem a little like the guy begging for spare change...
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Open Post: Hosted By Leonardo DiCaprio’s Photoshopped Chin
In June, Leonardo DiCaprio shared a picture of him and Brad Pitt in costume on the set of Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Well, it appears Leo got a little chin slimming before it...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Gang Of Orphan Opossums At A Banana Buffet
That picture is a “tag yourself” meme in the making. You’re either the regretful opossum who has just realized they put too much banana in their mouth, the casual opossum who showed up late and will...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Bouncing Sheep
It’s Friday, and we’ve all had our eye on the clock to hit 5 and bounce our ass right into happy hour and 2-for-1 margaritas at Chili’s. Well, down in New Zealand, one happy Kiwi sheep doesn’t need...
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Open Post: Hosted By How To Fold A Fitted Sheet
Get ready for some sacred information that could revolutionize our linen closets. This shrill but knowledgeable woman named Terri Metz has discovered a novel way to fold those fitted sheets that were...
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Open Post: Hosted By Former HSOTD Mark Kanemura Finally Performing With Carly...
Remember Gay Pride rainbow supernova ass-shaker Mark Kanemura and his devastatingly fabulous performance of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Cut To The Feeling?” (How could you forget? One of my friends who is...
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Open Post: Hosted By Nick Cannon Looking Like A Deranged Raver Bee On Acid
In other words, Nick Cannon has never looked hotter. The 2018 Teen Choice Awards (known to us olds as The Annual Who’s Who Of Who Are These Fucking Children Gala) went down in L.A. yesterday, and as...
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Open Post: Hosted By Big Dipper Redoing Lucky Vanous’ Diet Coke Commercial
Your mom probably remembers the day she wrecked a pair of chonies by shooting a jet stream of coochie cream into ’em while watching hairy nippled hotness Lucky Vanous suck down a can of Diet Coke in a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga Getting Ghoulish For Instagram
With A Star Is Born coming out in a few months, Lady Gaga must think we forgot she’s not actually a normal brunette lady who wears jeans, eats turkey sandwiches, and only has like one nice going out...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Bear Who Walked Into A Liquor Store
Bears, is there anything they haven’t gotten into this year? Stealing cupcakes and tricking people into thinking they’re dogs. Now we’ve got a black bear from Connecticut who casually sauntered into a...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Husky Who Thinks He’s A Motorcycle
Pups do the darndest things (“Like eat your bathing suit the day you’re supposed to be going to the beach!” – my dog at 4am today), but some are particularly special. Motocross rider Greg Vannorden...
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Open Post: Hosted By Former Werewolf And Current Thirst Trap Tyler Hoechlin
You might not recognize former Teen Wolf star Tyler Hoech from these pics (and a vid) that he posted on Instagram. I didn’t. It’s because I had completely forgotten what the front of him looked like...
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Open Posted: Hosted By The Shark That Scared Mariah Carey
The best part of The Meg was Jason Statham shirtless and/or in a very snug wetsuit. But the movie would have been SO MUCH better if this had been the actual storyline. People reports that Mariah Carey...
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