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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa Getting Into Some Climbing Action
I have good news and bad news. The good news is that here’s pictures of panty creamer legend Jason Momoa flexing his arm muscles while climbing. The bad news is that he’s not climbing your ass. Last...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Sparkly Tangerine And Denim Dream
Like a rainbow and a fully hard 8-inch dick, new pictures of Dolly Parton come across your eyes only once in a while, so when I saw these paparazzi pictures of her, I snatched them up real fast. Dolly...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Russian Pussy And Her Baby Squirrel Monkey Child
So far today we’ve posted about abortion, anorexia, racist trolls and even more disturbing, the relationship between Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift, so I figured this place needed some lightness and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mickey Rourke And His Beloved Pooch
By the way, in my headline I’m referring to the beloved pooch in his hand, not the one on his head. After Mickey Rourke had a cup of coffee with his Pomeranian named #1 (see: pictures below, you can...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Granny Getting Her Groove On In A Waffle House Parking...
This video of a memaw slaying the beat and heating up a Waffle House parking lot in Georgia with her scorching hot moves was posted on Facebook by Abby Tucker all the way in the olden days of 2014,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Turtle That Fell In Love With A Drain Cover
Believe it or not, I’ve fallen in love with worse. KCAL 9 reports that Fresno, California’s Touche the Tortoise busted out of her tortoise prison and slowly ambled six and a half miles. Why? She did...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Drunktina
As Brit Brit Spears did her mouth stretches (aka chew gum) to prepare to LIP SYCNH FOR HER FRAPP at the MTV VMAs tonight, her one-time arch rival Christina Aguilera brought out the return of Drunktina...
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Open Post: Hosted By Baddie Winkle Showing The Young Tricks How It’s Really Done
Former HSOTD Baddie Winkle has come a long way! Just a couple of years ago, she was bestowing her wisdom on home wrecking, the good shit and being a slut to her growing number of disciples, and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Charlie Hunnam In A Tank Top
Let’s all take a moment to put our hands together (or put your feet together if your hands are too busy fapping) and say a prayer of thanks for the fact that Charlie Hunnam lives in Los Angeles and...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Lady Doing Serious Yoga On A Plane
And in a surprising PLOT TWIST, the lady getting all shanti shanti on a plane was not Namalookatme Master Hilaria Baldwin. Not this time, anyway. Flying is hard and some of us deal with it by chanting...
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Open Post: Hosted By Michael Assbender And Alicia Vikander
Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander are at the Venice Film Festival promoting their Oscar bait of a movie, The Light Between Oceans, and I am 100% sure that 10/10 reporters on that red carpet said...
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Open Post: Hosted By Aaron Taylor-Johnson Working A Tux And A Questionable...
That haircut may be questionable, but it’s still no question that I would. While Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s hair screamed army hipster dude and his beefed-up Ball Park frank body was squeezed into a tux,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rapuela (AKA Gloria Estefan’s Mother)
The Estefan family is full of talent. There’s consummate performer Gloria Estefan and her husband Emilio (he’s a producer who was in Miami Sound Machine with her), their daughter Emily Estefan is a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rita Ora Performing At Mother Theresa’s Canonization
Mother Theresa officially became a saint today, to the surprise of no one and the side-eye of many. I had no idea that Mama T was so problematic. You learn things while celebrity gossip blogging! To...
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Happy Labor Day From RiRi Who’s Working The Stroll In Gossamer’s Dead Body
Because it’s Labor Day, we’re taking the day off and I plan to spend my afternoon filling my eating and drinking hole with the sweet nectar and hot weenies (not the kind that I wish, sadly) while...
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Open Post: Hosted By Diddy’s Luscious Farrah Fawcett Wig
The 35th anniversary of the birth of Beysus (I’ll pause here for all of us shady bitches who need to throw a side-eye at “35“) was on Sunday and she celebrated Beymas all weekend long. Beyonce and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Apple’s Headphone Jack-Killing AirPods
Tears are trickling out of millions of checking accounts today, because money-hungry Apple announced the new products that will milk all of the cash out of them. Apple butt burped up its new Apple...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Riveting Reboot Of “Stranger Things”
The world needs another reboot as much as I need another visit from crabs, but I think I speak for all of us when I say that this is the kind of reboot we can fully embrace. Internet famous pug, Doug...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mimi Luxuriating In Diamonds And Bubbles
You probably spent your Thursday night lounging in your luxurious bathtub (a too-short tub that’s got an upside down Tupperware bowl over the drain because you lost the plug) filled with sumptuous...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Dog Scaring The Stuffing Out Of Some Cats
I jumped too! Three cats were in their house, chilling at the screen door. Just minding their business and mesmerized by a bird on the front stoop. While they were all distracted by the birdie...
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