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Open Post: Hosted By My New Fashion Idol Bringing Pure Elegance To The Streets
I never knew that Paul Anka was a future-seer. I mean, it’s 100% obvious that he wrote the lyrics, “She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a winner, she’s a lady,” after looking into his crystal ball...
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Open Post: Hosted By Nick Jonas And Bear Grylls Getting Into Some Foot Play
When Jake Gyllenhaal was on Man vs. Wild, he and Bear Grylls took their tops off. When Zac Efron was on Running Wild with Bear Grylls, he and Bear took their tops off. Nick Jonas was on last night’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Bella Thorne’s Tattooed Eyebrow Situation
18-year-old Bella Thorne is an actress, a one-time moneymaker for Mickey Mouse, and now I can say that she’s also a disciple of eyebrow beauty who knows that sometimes you need to go through a little...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Taylor Swift’s Pap-Blocking Walk
Have you ever had a booty call trick who texts you and gives you all sorts of attention when they’re hard up, but then when they see you out in public while they’re with their friends, they act like...
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Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit’s Video For “Make Me”
Alternate headline: Brit Brit Showing You How To Shove A Video Full Of As Much Product Placement As Possible The video for Britney Spears’ single “Make Me” was reportedly supposed to come out a while...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cristiano Ronaldo Crisping Those Nipples
Living Slim Jim Cristiano Ronaldo is vacationing his ass in Miami and the sun is drawing UV Rays from HIM because that dude is TANNED. I’m not sure what that means because science is hard but he is...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Evil King Of Crocs Flipping Us Off
One of Satan’s most-devoted minions Mario Batali was in Portofino, Italy with his family yesterday and he terrorized the people by wearing the Ninth Circle’s official footwear of choice CROCS! The...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dolphin Who Has The Right Idea
Many scientific expert people have said that dolphins are the second most intelligent creatures after humans. I think this short clip proves that they’re actually thee most intelligent creatures...
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Open Post: Hosted By Salma Hayek’s Lettuce Head Chichis
Sausage Party is that computer animated horror movie about talking food murder that was made by stoners for stoners and it had its premiere in L.A. last night. Salma Hayek does the voice of a gayelle...
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Open Post: Hosted By Mimi Covering The Eyes Of A Dignitary With Pure...
Seen above giving you a “Jordache jean model in a mall fashion show circa 1983″ pose, Mimi once again slathered herself in biker slut glamour, and this time she did it to support her friend at an...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For The WWII Reboot Of “Mr. & Mrs....
Allied, directed by Robert Zemeckis, is about an American spy and assassin (Brad Pitt) who goes on a mission to Morocco in 1942 and meets a French spy and assassin (Marion Cotillard). They fall in...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Michael Phelps Mean Mug Tattoo
I actually don’t hate it. I think that’s the sexiest Michael Phelps has ever looked. Yes, it’s like irritated Shrek and irritated Stitch had an angry baby but animated rage babies are so big right...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Houghs Keeping It Fit
Julianne and Derek Hough organized a jogging event at a Los Angeles park yesterday. There was also a video being shot. It’s something they do when they’re not dancing with clearance aisle celebrities,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Ariel Winter In Denim Panties
Every time I see new pictures of 18-year-old Ariel Winter from Modern Family, she’s bringing new meaning to the name “coochie cutters,” and she totally outdid herself over the weekend when she showed...
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Open Post: Hosted By Alexander Skarsgard’s Brother In Fully Pennywise Drag
Entertainment Weekly posted the first picture of Alexander Skarsgard’s 26-year-old brother Bill Skarsgard (from Hemlock Grove) in his full Pennywise costume for the remake of It that EVERYONE (read:...
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Open Post: Hosted By Way Too Much Beauty, Glamour And Gentility For One Post
You probably aren’t reading this, because you’re at the Geek Squad to get your computer fixed after it shut down and farted up a giant smoke cloud. I know that usually happens when you come to this...
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Open Post: Hosted By Charlie Hunnam Doing The 22 Push-Up Challenge
Just like Chris Evans, Scott Eastwood, The Rock, Chris Pratt, Anna Faris and everybody else before him, Charlie Hunnam raised awareness for veteran suicide providing by getting down on the floor and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Supergirl And Wonder Woman
Millennials are looking at that pic like, “That’s not Gal Gadot!” And us Gen-Old-Whore-ers are looking at that pic like, “That’s not Helen Slater!” I don’t watch Supergirl, because in the 80s I made a...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Fugitive Who Tried To Escape Capture Disguised As An...
Meet Shaun Miller. He goes by the evocative nickname of “Shizz.” Shizz Miller is an accused heroin dealer who had been sought by local police and the DEA for months since a series of raids in Hyannis,...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dad Who Ate Pot Brownies And Called His Cat A “Bitch”
This story has temporarily made me a cat person because kitty was wronged! The Huffington Post relays a story about an unnamed Omaha man who ate the pot brownies that his 20-something-children left in...
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