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Open Post: Hosted By Rosie, Who Could Be The World’s Oldest Living Cat At 32
According to all those teen magazines I read as a child, hitting their 30s is practically a death sentence. Backaches, and no more going to da club without looking like a meemaw/pa?! Might as well...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Possibly Single Taylor Swift Choking On A Bug
Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour has been a magical, religious experience for many of her obsessive fans, but some of the shows haven’t been without their hiccups. A few weeks ago, a trap door Taylor was...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Cat Who Interrupted Her Human’s Interview On Live TV
Royal historian Marlene Koenig was doing a remote interview with the BBC to lend her expert opinion on the tabloid phone hacking trial involving Prince Harry. No offense, but snoooore. Luckily,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Salma Hayek Showing Off Her “White Hairs And Wrinkles”
Salma Hayek has objectively been a Hollywood babe for almost 30 years now and is also a bona fide billionaire-by-injection, so given her sex symbol status and mountains of cash, it would be easy for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pizza Hut’s Pickle Pizza That’s Exclusive To NYC
The citizens of New York deserve a much-needed interruption from choking on orange, polluted air. And for those bold enough to venture out, they’re in luck for a culinary flavor explosion in their...
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Open Post: Hosted By Amy Schumer Defending T-Shirt Sex After Tom Sandoval’s...
Be nice to us uncultured swine who’ve been eating, breathing, and shitting the Vanderpump Rules “Scandoval” between Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss behind Ariana Madix’s back, because the final part of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Selena Gomez Shouting That She’s Single To A Field Of...
Back in January, Selena Gomez and one-half of the DJ duo The Chainsmokers’ Drew Taggart were spotted holding hands and going on date nights together. But it looks like their romance was extinguished...
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Open Post: Hosted By Naomi Watts And Billy Crudup Declaring That They Got...
Yesterday was a big day for those who haven’t been keeping up with the dating lives of Naomi Watts and Billy Crudup and thought he was still with Claire Danes and she was still with Liev Schreiber....
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Open Post: Hosted By Samuel L. Jackson’s “Over It” Face After Losing An Award...
The gracious “It was an honor being nominated” face has been thrown into the garbage because nobody loses graciously any more. And today’s example of “Man, fuck this!” after losing an award goes to...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Weeknd Getting Dragged For A Scene In “The Idol”
Correction: He’s getting dragged for EVERY scene in The Idol. Abel “The Weeknd” Tesfaye and Euphoria‘s Sam Levinson‘s alleged “torture porn fantasy” has been streaming on Max for two weeks now, and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm and John Slattery’s Reenactment Of A Fight From...
Season 10 of Vanderpump Rules may be over, but its impact will probably continue to remain in the zeitgeist until some other tantalizingly despicable scandal involving genitals comes along. And since...
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Open Post: Hosted By Beyoncé’s Renaissance Tour Getting Blamed For An...
Beyoncé really is fucking with the economies of the world! First, she’s fighting with the U.S. Tax Man over $3 million, and now she’s being linked to inflation in a whole other country on a different...
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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lawrence’s Mom Selling J.Law’s Used, Broken...
Craigslist isn’t just for having a casual encounter, finding the worst roommate of all time, or getting murdered; if you time it right, you can also pick up a celeb-christened commode. While plugging...
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Open Post: Hosted By Crocs And Taco Bell’s Shoe Collaboration
Do you love burritos that destroy your stomach with just one bite? Do you love hideous shoes that turn your stomach simply by looking at them? Then YOU are the target audience for some advertising...
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Open Post: Hosted By The College Student Who Commuted By Plane To Save On Money
To save up money, most people buy the cheaper soda option at the store, dine out once a week instead of three, or start carpooling. IN THIS ECONOMY, saving money is less of a nice-to-have and more of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Adele Getting Jock Itch From Constantly Sweating In Her...
Though many fans weren’t confident that Adele’s Las Vegas residency, Weekends With Adele, would actually happen since it kept getting canceled and rescheduled last year, it kicked off in November and...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Frustrated Beyoncé During Her Renaissance World Tour.
Beyoncé’s highly popular Arm and a Leg Tour (better known as the Renaissance World Tour) hasn’t touched down in the States just yet, but it’s already making history. For starters, during her time in...
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Open Post: Hosted By Aubrey Plaza Flipping Off The Jumbotron At A WNBA Game
On Tuesday night, Aubrey Plaza went to a WNBA game to watch the Los Angeles Sparks take on the Minnesota Lynx. At one point, someone stuck a camera in Aubrey’s face and put her on the Jumbotron. But...
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Open Post: Hosted By Maury Povich’s At Home Paternity Tests
For many years Maury Povich entertained audiences with a barrage of shows about badass kids and cheaters, but he will always be known for his paternity shows. Never in my life have I seen someone run...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Parade For A Man’s 100th Birthday
Despite all the cons of getting older, the birthday party is one of the best things about adding another year to your life. Forcing a group of Chili’s servers to sing a knock-off version of Happy...
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