Open Post: Hosted By Scooter, The Winner Of The 2023 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest
The time has come again this year when certain dog owners proudly march to Petaluma, California, to loudly declare, “I have the world’s ugliest dog!” However, amongst a sea of dogs with weird hair...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Lana Del Rey Showing Up Late To Her Glastonbury Set...
Lana Del Rey had to follow invigorating acts like Guns N’ Roses, Lizzo, and that wispy English baritone treasure, Rick Astley, at the Glastonbury Festival on June 24. And since Lana, the “Greatest...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The New TikTok Trend Where People Drink A Grimace Shake...
For the past 83 years, McDonald‘s has been providing late-night drunken meals and early-morning bubblegut sandwiches for people who love questionable food. They also tend to introduce questionable...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By A Fan Giving Pink A Large Wheel Of Brie
Live shows have lately become a living diorama of society’s social deficits and the atrophy of human decency and decorum. A few months back, we had the orchestra orgasmer. Earlier this month, a fan...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By The Seven Persian Cats With A Six-Figure Inheritance
Attention fancy cat lovers of Florida! 7 Persian kitties are up for adoption at the Humane Society of Tampa Bay. I know what you’re thinking… you want one, but you’re hesitant because purebred pussy’s...
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