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Open Post: Hosted By Sweden Winning The Eurovision
Every year, our European friends come together as a community, find their best (or hottest) singer, and put them in their most sparkly outfit on the most pyrotechnic-ed stage, and have all of Europe...
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Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated:...
Back in 2020, Martha Stewart went viral when she posted a pouty pool thirst trap to her Instagram. Last month, she teased that more sexy pics were on the way. Turns out, she wasn’t kidding. Martha...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Gordon Ramsay’s “Kitchen Nightmares”
Restaurant owners across America are stress-smoking cigs as we speak because culinary terrorizer Gordon Ramsay will return for another round of Kitchen Nightmares on Fox. This is good news for...
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Open Post: Hosted By Taco Bell’s Fight To Free The “Taco Tuesday” Trademark...
If Americans love two things (I’m going to ignore guns for now lalala), the first would be eating bastardized ethnic foods, and the second would be cutesy alliteration! So it’s been troublesome for...
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Open Post: Hosted By The First Unionized Strippers In America
The strippers of a North Hollywood club, Star Garden Topless Dive Bar, are now the United States’ first unionized strippers after joining Actors’ Equity following a 15-month fight with the owners of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Sharing Throwback Topless Maternity Photos
Rihanna recently revealed her son’s name to the world after announcing her second pregnancy during this year’s Super Bowl, and her fans have been eagerly awaiting the birth of baby billionaire #2. But...
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Open Post: Hosted By The World’s Most Expensive Ice Cream
While I love me a nice ice cream, I find it hard to spend too much on a gourmet flavor when I’m just as happy eating a plain vanilla cone. It’s the curse of having a Neanderthal palate. If you’re...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Was “High Out Of His Mind” After A Vet’s Visit
Doctor’s appointments aren’t always enjoyable. As you get older, you get less, “You’re looking great. See you next year.” to “Good Lord, what the hell have you done to yourself?!” But sometimes the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Julia Fox Pretty Much Going Topless At A Cannes Film...
Julia Fox is a verifiable boob magician (a “titgician,” if you will) at this point, wearing confusing look after confusing look where they’re one sneeze away from freedom, all in a bid to miraculously...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “The Color Purple” Musical Movie
We live in a society where original thought means, “How can we tweak some shit that’s already been done?” And if you’re wondering what’s been dug up from the past and propped up for another public...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Chill Attitude Of A Florida Man Who Had His Arm...
With all of the bad shit happening in Florida–pretty much all due to asshole supreme, Governor Ron DeSantis–lurking alligators seem like one of the state’s least horrifying attributes these days,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lizzo Paying Tribute To The Late, Great Tina Turner
As you already know, the legendary Tina Turner has gained her wings to sing at that Greatest of All Time concert in Heaven. Many have paid homage to Tina on social media to honor her legacy and mourn...
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Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna’s $1 Million Diamond Toe Ring
Billionaire panty princess Rihanna has never had any problems letting us know she’s not rich; she’s wealthy. Believe me, there’s a difference because if you’re rich you vacation on an island. When...
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Open Post: Hosted By Optimus Prime Defending The Georgetown Transformers Statues
For those of you who have neighbors who have tacky taste in lawn decorations, thank your lucky stars you don’t live next to Dr. Newton Howard. About two years ago, brain scientist and 80s robot...
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Open Post: Hosted By Justin, The Service Dog Who Got His Diploma
Graduating from high school or college is a big event. Getting on that stage to prove once and for all to everyone that you didn’t actually sleep and drool through all your classes is a sweet feeling....
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Open Post: Hosted By Jewel’s Polarizing Indy 500 National Anthem Performance
Like Chaka Khan and Fergie before her, this week Jewel decided to take some artistic liberties while performing The Star-Spangled Banner at a nationally televised sporting event. And like Chaka Khan...
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Open Post: Hosted By The 102-Year-Old Woman Who Says “Good Sex” Is The Key To...
Most people obsess over their ages because the year beginning with “19” on our driver’s licenses tells the tale of old farts who remember rotary phones. But hopefully, we will all take heed to the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Taylor Swift Fans Wearing Adult Diapers To The Eras Tour...
While Taylor Swift has been scheming up ways to quiet the backlash from her dating the Azealia Banks-roasted scabies-ridden, “full incel” Matty Healy, her Swifties have been scheming up ways to not...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Weeknd’s New Song With Madonna And Playboi Carti For...
While HBO Max keeps trying to get people to accept their rebrand of “Max” (never gonna happen), Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd, and Sam Levinson are crossing their fingers and hoping for the same with...
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Open Post: Hosted By Fan-Created McDonald’s Ice Cream Sandwiches Made Out Of...
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to put crunchy grease AND a cold dessert into your mouth at the same time? Hold on to your butts because TikTok’s got another horrible food item to test...
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