For many years Maury Povich entertained audiences with a barrage of shows about badass kids and cheaters, but he will always be known for his paternity shows. Never in my life have I seen someone run away as fast as a woman who brought a seventh man on the show to learn he is NOT the father of her kid. The shame of it all! Well, now that Maury has retired into the trashy talk show Hall of Fame, the embarrassment of testing many men no longer has to be a nationwide sideshow for TV because Maury is now hawking at-home paternity tests to eliminate the ridicule and sprints to the couch from the show.
Maury may not be able to provide the glitz and grime of television with these at-home tests, but he still wants to be a part of the process. Because TMZ reports, these tests, conveniently named “The Results Are In, “will provide everything you need to make sure you’re getting child support from the right man. The only missing thing is Maury’s soothing tone and promise of future re-tests as long as they’re willing to act a fool once again for the cameras.
The TV host, famous for announcing the results of paternity tests on his show with his catchphrase “You are NOT the father” is now selling a DNA paternity test that can be done anywhere.
Maury is offering the at-home tests through his new company, which he’s cleverly calling, “The Results are In.”
The testing kits include materials and instructions for how to take a DNA sample, and then the samples are sent to a lab at DNA Diagnostics Center … without the need for medical professionals or TV producers and their pesky cameras.
Maury says paternity test; I say this is a great opportunity to re-create the show at home! Invite a few friends over to be the audience, make a few cocktails and let the drama commence!
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