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Open Post: Hosted By Adele And Jennifer Lawrence Crashing A NYC Gay Bar
What do hetero chicks do when they want to keep Night At The Roxbury-type dude bros off their asses and terrible music from ruining their Friday night out? They party with the gays, obviously. A...
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Open Post: Hosted By A New Jersey High School’s Awesome Theater Production Of...
Apparently high schools are tired of boring, predictable plays with salesman deaths and songs about a somewhere over the rainbow. That’s no fun! If you’re going to do drama bring the DRAMA! This is...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Selfie That Pissed Off Gwyneth Paltrow’s Daughter
I feel like being Gwyneth Paltrow’s kid has to be a blessing and a curse. On the one hand, you’re living one fancy life, you get Blythe Danner as a grandma, and you’re bound to get first dibs on...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pope Francis Snatching His Ring Away From Greedy Mouths
Today I learned that it’s now considered gauche to kiss The Pope’s ring. It’s simply not done anymore. At least that’s what our new school, Rock ’N’ Roll Pope thinks. According to The Independent,...
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Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Entertaining Stranded Travelers In...
Keanu Reeves is truly one of Canada’s greatest accomplishments. Not only is he an immortal Roman king but he’s also an amazingly nice person. So it’s not shocking to hear that after getting stranded...
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Open Post: Hosted By Toledo News Anchors Destroying Current Slang For Once...
This isn’t only an open post, or a post for you to exercise your face muscles by cringing, it’s also an obit. We can finally throw up a RIP over these slang words which were mostly born from the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Lil Pump Continuing To Make Good Choices By Investing In...
Today in Lil rapper news, Denmark’s worst nightmare, Lil Pump, has turned his attention from terrorizing quiet living citizens of Europe with his unruly antics to terrorizing his dentist. Showing off...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Delivery Driver Who Forgot That Doorbell Cams Are A...
This is a reminder that you should never ever let anyone near the food you are going to eat ever. Ever. Just don’t let your food out of your sight. People are cruel and foul and you can’t trust...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Ninja Kangaroo Rat Kicking A Rattlesnake’s Ass
Fully realizing that rattlesnakes must fulfill some sort of role in nature by virtue of their existence, let’s also add that they suck. They seem like they’re always ill-tempered and they bite and...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Olive Garden’s Plan To Fatten Us Up More
As if we needed further proof that our government has been secretly fattening up the masses as part of an elaborate scheme to secure a sustainable source of protein for the 1% who will be leaving on...
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Open Post: Hosted By Sam Smith Doing The Bloat Dance
Sam Smith talked recently about his issues with his body, and how when he was just 12 years old his parents let him get his chichis lipoed, because tweens are Lucifer’s creations and there’s only so...
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Open Post: Hosted By Heinz’s Latest Assault On Your Gag Reflex
Heinz has taken a page out of Pizza Hunt’s STUNT QUEEN handbook and has whipped up some 100 proof fuckery in the name of a little media attention. For Valentine’s Day, Heinz gave away tiny jars of...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Man Stealing A Chainsaw By Stuffing It In His Pants
The Huffington Post is reporting that the police are on the lookout for a man after he snatched an entire chainsaw from a store in Fresno, CA and shoved it down his pants. That’s one way to your...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Poor Mom Who Lost Her Wig On A Ride
According to Clarksville Now, the Daytona Slingshot is a reverse bungee ride that shoots you “300 feet into the air at 100 miles per hour.” Thank you anyway. The ride warnings neglect to add that the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Bret Hart Getting Tackled During His WWE Hall Of Fame...
Pro wrestling is fake but this wasn’t! Bret “The Hitman” Hart is a longtime member of the WWE’s band of spandex-encased soap opera actors and was duly honored as such at their Hall of Fame induction...
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Open Post And Site Announcement: Hosted By A Woman Proving That You Should...
But before we get into this almost disaster, I let you all know a bit ago that two of our weekday foolery producers, Ben and C.J., were no longer able to produce the foolery on the regular during the...
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Open Post: Hosted By Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch
It’s no Punch Crunch, but sure! Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch is reportedly coming soon because this is American were we show our kids (and their teachers who have to see them directly after breakfast)...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Twerkin’ Blossom Of Spirit Air
Yes, some airlines may offer inflight entertainment like in-demand movies, WiFi, and live TV, but none of them come close to taking down the King of Inflight Entertainment that is Spirit Airlines! Not...
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Open Post: Hosted By Patti LaBelle Continuing Her Food Mogul Takeover With...
Patti Labelle is coming out with her own hot new collection. No, not purses. No, not jewelry. No, not literally anything you’re thinking of. Unless you’re thinking of a collection of frozen Chinese...
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Open Post: Hosted By The First Look At The Live-Action “Lady And The Tramp”
It’s a goddamn shame my repeated calls to Disney re: live-action remakes have gone unanswered. They could have saved themselves a lot of time, energy and good will had they only listened to me instead...
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