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Open Post: Hosted By The Mysterious Mashed Potato Phantom Of Jackson,...
This is a delicious mystery! HuffPo reports that a mysterious someone is leaving bowls of mashed potatoes on people’s “cars, porches and mailboxes” in Jackson, Mississippi’s Bellhaven neighborhood....
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Open Posted: Hosted By Cardi B’s Answer To Being Asked If She Would Ever...
You know when someone asks you a question so bizarre and ridiculous that it’s like they said it in Braille or you think you might have gone deaf? That’s exactly the moment Cardi B experienced at...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Cover For Madonna’s New Single
It was just the other day that Madonna revealed to us that she has a new album coming out called Madame X. The concept album surrounding the character she created known as Madame X has the gays...
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Open Post: Hosted By Horny Alligators Invading Florida
In case you’ve been looking for another reason to visit Florida, the Florida Travel Advisory Board has your answer: horny alligators! Turns out warming temps and mating season have made typical...
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Open Post: Hosted by Ezra Miller and Keiynan Lonsdale Announcing That The...
Extra Miller (typo from way back but it stays) is up to high fashion shenanigans again, this time aided and abetted by The Flash’s Keiynan Lonsdale. The pair got all dolled up by Vogue for a Met Ball...
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Open Post: Hosted By Oprah Trying To Be Relatable By Complaining About The...
Oprah wants us to know that even though she is a multi-billionare, she is still very much one of the people. So much so that she also complains about the price of avocados! In fact, she thinks they...
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Open Post: Hosted By Paula Deen’s Butter Burgers
Paula Deen took a culinary risk and did something new and inventive to improve an old American classic. Just kidding! She added butter to some shit. This time it was a burger. Paula named it a Butter...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Misspelled “School” Crossing
God bless America and our public school system! Kids have it hard enough nowadays what with the temptation to vape, their enemies dunking on them on Snapchat, and having to live in a country run by a...
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Easter Open Post: Hosted By The Anti-Sexy Easter Display Crusader
Happy Easter, everyone! Do the right thing today. Take a moment in between making your yearly appearance at church and guzzling Bloody Marys while telling your children how selfish they are for...
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Open Post: Hosted By A “Saved By The Bell” Reunion
Well, Well, Well it looks like the cast of Saved by Bell hanging out thirty years later is exactly what we thought it would look like: Zack Morris, Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano and AC Slater all...
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Open Post: Hosted By KFC Hong Kong’s Popcorn Chicken
For a supposedly “American” institution, KFC sure does treat us locals like shit. KFCs in Hong Kong are offering popcorn chicken that’s made with actual popcorn and comes with a caramel gravy, and all...
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Open Post: Hosted By Nicolas Cage Doing An Angry Karaoke Version Of Prince’s...
Nicolas Cage has had quite a rough few weeks, even by Nic Cage standards. He got drunk-married in Las Vegas to Erika Koike for a few glorious days, then tried to annul said marriage and now she’s...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chickendales Led By Magic Sanders
KFC US saw KFC Hong Kong’s popcorn-infused popcorn chicken and pfft’d at it, because they knew they were about to make pussies pop (or cringe, depending on what your kink is) for Mother’s Day. Buff...
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Open Post: Hosted By Daenerys Targaryen?
As I’ve mentioned before, I love me a off-brand wax museum. And it looks like the Wax Museum Plus in Dublin, Ireland, is exactly my kind of shit. They’re cashing in on the current outbreak of Game of...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Teacher’s Note Against Spoiling “Avengers: Endgame”
I’m with you, teach! Mashable presents us with this Tweet from @kamiilious. Her teacher is a Marvel geek who isn’t going to be able to see future billion-earning climactic Marvel universe flick...
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Open Post: Hosted By Vinny From “Jersey Shore” Stripping Down For Chippendales
Vinny Guadagnino is really in a renaissance of sorts in terms of his career. He’s back on our TV screens thanks to his new MTV reboot: Double Shot At Love where he’s trying to keep his sex partner...
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Open Post And Programming Note: Hosted By Just A Dog On A Swing
This Open Post is coming at you early, because I’ll be out for the rest of the day and all day tomorrow, and Mieka, Kristian, Deirdre, and Ben will handle all the foolery. I’ll be out until Thursday...
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Open Post: Hosted By OH GOD WHY?!!!?
First of all, thanks to all who sent me good thoughts for my eyeball surgery, but I’m going to need you to reschedule those good thoughts for two weeks from now. Because the surgery didn’t happen....
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Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Teaching The People The Difference Between “Ass”...
Cardi B has already given us political commentary, financial advice, and tips on larceny. And she’s ready to show us more of her expertise: Medical knowledge. Cardi nearly flashed her B (that’s either...
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Open Post: Hosted By Madonna’s Newest Song “I Rise”
Fresh off from grinding on Maluma around a chorus of holograms of herself at the Billboard Music Awards, Madonna has released another song off her album Madame X. “I Rise” may sound like a boner...
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