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Open Post: Hosted By The Starbucks Cat Paw Cup That People In China Are...
Before you put on your judging pants and clown on these people in China for engaging in fisticuffs over a damn cup, clock the description (via CNN): The company released a limited edition “Cat Paw...
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Open Post: Hosted By Grace Jones Shutting Down Zendaya’s Tommy Hilfiger Show
Set fire to the reign, Grace Jones! Zendaya has a line for Tommy Hilfiger and her show during Paris Fashion Week featured a homage to the seminal 1973 “Battle of Versailles” show which mainly featured...
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Creepy Man With A Pillow” Who Police Got A Call About
Imagine you’re at home, minding your own business, and you look out the window to see some mustachioed fiend standing outside gripping a pillow. He doesn’t look bothered, in fact he’s grinning like an...
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Open Post: Hosted By Fashion Nova’s Latest Contribution To THOT Culture
Fashion Nova has come out with a new pair of crotchless flares and they are every THOT’s dream. Fashion Nova looked at ass-less chaps from 90s hell and thought to themselves, “Not slutty enough”, and...
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Open Post: Hosted By Heinz Ripping Off Mr. Show!
Heinz felt the wrath of Latin Americans and Utahns (that looked weird to my eyeballs too but the internet tells me that’s what you call people from Utah) last year when they released a totally forward...
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Open Post: Hosted By Pete Davidson’s Huge Unicorn Tattoo
Alert the media! Oh wait, I AM the media! I’ll just get right to it then. Somehow Pete Davidson has managed to make himself even less appealing than he already was by getting yet another ugly tattoo....
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Open Post: Hosted By This Bartender “Accidentally” Wrecking This Champagne Tower
Nothing says glamour and opulence like a tower of champagne glasses letting the sparkling bubbly flow from the top down complete with string accompaniment. Unfortunately, the “bartender” (more like...
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Open Post: Hosted By This Kangaroo Punching A Paraglider
Imagine you’re a paraglider. You’re engaged in an activity which is more likely to lead to death than other activities. And you successfully stick the landing. You’re alive and home-free! Until this...
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Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Meghan’s Nurse Hat
That Duchess Meghan just can’t help herself. She always has to take the opportunity to shove the fact that she’s doing Prince Hot Ginge full-time into the jealous, unlucky, stupid faces of us...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tesla’s New “Dog Mode”
Elon Musk has finally found a way to get Tesla some good publicity after he spent his summer driving their name into the ground. First he called a Thai cave rescuer a pedophile. Then his girlfriend at...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Gold-Hearted Hero Saving A Dog From A Fire
If you’re a dog lover and happen to be at work, throw a cardigan (I know your ass has one if you work in an office since many of those places are an A/C tundra) over your lap before reading this...
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Open Post: Hosted By Miss Ross Letting A Crazy Fan Know That Poking Her Is...
Page A D is reporting that there is someone out there who has completely lost their damn mind! While performing at a show recently, iconic diva extraordinaire with hair that won’t quit Miss Diana Ross...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Reboot Of “Black Swan”
Natalie Portman should go ahead and pass the “false idol” she won for Black Swan to the star of the reboot called Black and White Swan, because this swan outdoes her with a riveting performance of a...
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Open Post: Hosted By Chris Hemsworth’s New Quokka Friend
According to Wikipedia, a quokka is a “is a small macropod.” What the entry fails to mention is how adorable quokkas are! They’re so adorable nibbling on little bamboo shoots or whatever that they...
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Open Post: Hosted By Kratu, The Rescue Dog Who Could Give A Shit About The...
Make room, Olly and Winky, a new agility course star is born! Haven’t we all been Kratu at one time or another? Haven’t we all worn a spiritual t-shirt that read “FUCK EFFORT” at some point in our...
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Open Post: Hosted By Tan France Of “Queer Eye” Teaching Us How To Pronounce...
I’m wondering how good the new season of Queer Eye is if proper rodent pronunciation is the biggest takeaway from the first few episodes. The third season takes the Fab Five to Kansas City, and they...
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Open Post: Hosted By Janet Jackson’s Reworked Glastonbury Festival Poster
Nobody puts Janet Jackson in a corner unless it means she’s the first mention of a long-ass list of music acts for the UK’s version of Coachella. It’s that time of year when all your insufferable...
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Open Post: Hosted By McDonald’s La-Z-Boy With A McFlurry Chiller In It
McDonald’s has been supplying the masses with their non-biodegradable food for at least one thousand years now, and although many would claim that their biggest contributions to society are obesity...
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Open Post: Hosted By JLo And A-Rod Using Their Love To Push Sunglasses
I LOVE (eye roll) Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez because they’re both shameless attention whores and using their soon-to-be marital union to make money and get more attention. While other folks...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Dick Cloud On An Ariana Grande T-Shirt
Ariana Grande kicked off her Sweetener tour in Albany, NY this week, and like any pop star world tour, she sells overpriced crap that she knows fans will spend four months of allowance on. But many...
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